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Well at least someone’s doing it. Damn, I gotta watch Mob Psycho
I know who could save him
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it's too late. i've already depicted you as the buffoonish juror 3 and myself as the unbothered and collected juror 12. it's over.
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Jaune is reading a book on how to be confident. Short summary; act like a wolf to be more confident. And unfortunately... Jaune believes every word he reads.
Jaune: (Reading) "To earn the respect of others, make eye contact and growl like a-" OOF!
Cardin: Watch where you're goin', Arc!
Jaune: (Looks Cardin in the eyes)
Cardin: ...What?
Jaune: Grrr!
Cardin: ...You've got guts, Arc. Tell you what; I'll cover for you while you go take care of that team of yours.
Jaune: Oh! Thanks, Cardin!
Cardin: Hm.. Where did he get all of that confidence just now?
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Port: Mr. Arc! Don't think I didn't notice your absence from my class! You better have a good explanation, or you'll WISH detention was an option!
Jaune: Uh...
Jaune: (Thinking) "When challenged, stand tall and relieve yourself of your stress at the feet of the challenger."
Port: ...Arc? Are you peeing on my shoes?
Jaune: Yes. I am.
Port: ...Dammit, Arc! Where were you when I had my back to the wall during Spirit Week? Why, with your moxie, the cheers quad would have been too distracted to notice me steeling their locker doors in my skivvies!
Jaune: ...Why?
Port: Ho ho! Now that is a story!
Jaune: ...
Port: ...Well, good-bye!
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12 years later, welcome back, a show about a nerdy boy and an active girl running into mysteries and occult
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Dandadan but it's Gravity Falls quotes
Seiko: This seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing. Good thing I'm a grandma!
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Okarun: So, let me get this straight. Your plan is to teach this bear to ride a bicycle?
Seiko: Nah. Come on, everyone's seen a bicycle-riding bear. No, no. I'm gonna teach this bear… to drive!
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Seiko: And now you know where babies come from!
Momo: Goodbye childhood.
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Okarun: Whoa whoa! (Sighs) Blindfolds never lead to anything good.
Momo: Wow! I feel like all my other senses are heightened. I can see with my fingers! (Touches Okarun's face, making him laugh before the car jumps, making the two fly into the doors.)
Okarun: Whoa! Miss Ayase, are you wearing a blindfold?
Seiko: Ha ha. Nah, but with these cataracts, I might as well be. What is that, a woodpecker?
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Seiko: Wanna hear a joke? Here goes. My ex-husband still misses me…but his aim is gettin' better! Her aim is gettin' better! You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible.
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Seiko: Hello, old friends. (puts on some gloves from a briefcase) I've gotta be careful this time. No more Colombian nights.
Aira: Alright, Ayase-sama. This is weird even for you. Do you need to talk?
Seiko: Nothing you can say will change my mind, Aira. Sometimes, a woman has to steal an animatronic badger, to stay in this crazy game called life.
Aira: Or… you could just not care.
Seiko: (prepares to climb out the window) It's about the principle. No one tells Seiko Ayase she's out of the game. No one tells- (falls out the window) Whoa!
Aira: I'll get your orthopedic back pillow.
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Sakata: "When the cherry petals of magic romance academy are in bloom… anthyding can hadplen." That is so true.
#reblog#incorrect quotes#gravity falls#Dandadan#momo ayase#ken takakura#okuran#seiko ayase#aira shiratori#kinta sakata
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She was a 👻 girl, he was a 👽 boy by masoq@masoq095
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This is the first thing I thought when I saw the Wacky Watch teaser
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Commission for @siirknight!
In which the Spot becomes friends with Miles and helps him get to school in time (albeit a bit clumsily).
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idk has someone done this yet
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Pigeon attempts to court falcon
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Life imitates art or something like that
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