justanothermerthurshipper

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Modern Star Trek needs to stop being so concerned with looking cool and return to its roots of being about horny nerds doing diplomacy in pajamas.

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Sandra: Max is washing the dishes and I just heard him say, “Who do you work for?! Who’s your contact?!” while repeatedly pushing a glass under the water.

Annie: At least he’s having fun?

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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does anyone have that reddit exchange screenshot where someone is like "what colour is this mouse??" and posts a mouse who is like in some sort of purple world with confetti around it and the top comment is like "it would be easier to tell if your mouse wasn't at the club" . i keep thinking about & referencing mouse at the club and i cant find it

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I had a rough day. Bartender, one glass of the characters kissing, please

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To celebrate rawdog winning word of the year per the American Dialect Society, I'd like to tell the story of how I learned that the meaning of rawdog changed in the past couple years.

If anyone doesn't know, the original and long-held meaning of rawdogging was fucking without a condom. The new meaning has extended to doing any kind of action unshielded, plain, or without preparation.

So, about a year ago, I'm eating lunch with coworkers. It's an office job and we're generally pretty professional. People swear a lot, but there's never any innuendos or sex talk.

A coworker is describing a recent trip she took to a vendor to get a demo of equipment we were considering purchasing. Someone else asks "Did you meet Bob LastName while you were there? He's kind of an interesting guy."

"Yeah I did, and he is a little strange. I walked into the breakroom one morning and he was rawdogging two blueberry bagels"

Cue my high-pitched shriek of "He was DOING WHAT."

Followed by my coworkers explaining the meaning and my faint, flustered reply of "ah...well... I'm used to that meaning.... something else." Some people knew what I was talking about, but unfortunately others did not, and I had to face the ordeal of explaining as delicately as possible to a group of coworkers aged 22 to 60

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"would you still love me if I was a worm" energy

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theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

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Sandra: Due to enormous personal flaws I refuse to work on, I will be arriving extremely late with an iced coffee.

Sandra: Please respect that.

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Other people want Doctor Who to go back to it's roots by having the Doctor be a white man. I want Doctor Who to go back to it's roots by having the Doctor tell a Dalek to kill itself. We are not the same.

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fully sober in the club googling rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead full play pdf free

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if you have the words WOOL SOCKS on your label and then the percentage of wool is 3% and plastic material is 97% I should be able to hunt you for sport

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the thing is, sitting with your legs curled up underneath you is so so comfy. until it's not. and your feet and legs are numb and cramping. and this happens every time

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first they came for the trans women, and i indignantly claimed that we are all hated equally & that it is infighting to suggest otherwise

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That’s it. That’s the show. ;)

(Thanks to @tansyuduri for pointing me to the medieval meme generator, which i crudely combined with Procreate to make this)

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FATHER BROWN x quotes i found on pinterest

i do not want to be great, i want to be loved

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series 1 team :)