justanothermerthurshipper

[justanothermerthurshipper]

[justanothermerthurshipper]

[justanothermerthurshipper]

it's not useful to think "I should've transitioned X years ago, when there was still time before all Y happened", is it

fuck no. hell no. that is the fucking devil talking. you had to do everything you did to arrive at this moment. start your transition, move forward, don't look back. i love you and there is always still time -- and not just time, but enough time to be worth it. i promise. i promise on the beat of my fucking heart. you are exactly on time. welcome. we are so, so glad you made it. i love you.

[justanothermerthurshipper]

oh yes i know of him. not in the sense that i am familiar with his work but i have seen my mutuals make insane and nonsensical comments about him. so

[justanothermerthurshipper]

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

[justanothermerthurshipper]

i don't care if monday's bleak

tuesday matches wednesday's freak

thursday mispronouncing steak

it's friday, i'm in love

[justanothermerthurshipper]

The burning question about "homesteading tradwive influencer vs. actual medieval farmwife" wouldn't be about who would win, but what would be the final straw that would make Kathrynn - who got married at 21, doesn't know what a chemical is, and who would have sent her children to school if she had had the chance - finally decide to beat the ever-loving shit out of Kathrynn, who got married at 21, doesn't understand what a chemical is and can't spell for shit, but still thinks she can homeschool her kids.

It wouldn't be over feminist issues. Medieval Kathrynn has no concept of "women's right to vote" - it's not like her husband has the right to vote in government matters either. It would probably be about religion. Medieval Kathrynn has no idea what "catholism" is, but she heard Modern Kathrynn talk shit about the saints and decides to toss aside the goat she was castrating and go "that's it, I'm beating your ass."

[justanothermerthurshipper]

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

[justanothermerthurshipper]

Having a very stupid cat means that sometimes you find yourself saying things like, "No, we can't move that rug, that's the only place Napoleon can comprehend the concept of breakfast."

[justanothermerthurshipper]

every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

[justanothermerthurshipper]

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

[justanothermerthurshipper]

how to make movies good again:

put some fucking puppets in that thang!!!

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[justanothermerthurshipper]

Hello guys, I'm posting from Tumblr.com 100 years in the future. Everything is running on quantum computers now. Yeah, we dealt with the physical limits of conventional computing and data storage. What? Oh yeah, sure, thanks to quantum superposition we can find information insanely fast now. Oh, oh no, the Tumblr search function still can't find a match for a post you're looking for, even when you search it word for word. Sorry.

[justanothermerthurshipper]

woke up to my neighbor screaming “louder please, alexa!” and now ring of fire by johnny cash is positively Blasting through the morning air

[justanothermerthurshipper]

once i beat the depression and the burnout and the anxiety and the loneliness and the exhaustion and the guilt and the awkwardness and the apathy and the low income and the chronic illness and the impatience and the vulnerability and the creative block and the capitalism and the cruelty THEN you'll see

[justanothermerthurshipper]

hair is washed. i am lovable and capable of loving again

[justanothermerthurshipper]

the cool thing about emails is that if you don't look at them they can't hurt you. if you just don't open your email, the people trying to harm you with the emails can't get you. as long as you don't look, there's no emails.