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Part of the New Internet Grammar: using question marks not to denote questions, but upturns in voice, so that a tentative statement gets a question mark but a flatly delivered question doesn’t.
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We thought my grandma had a tumor in her heart and it turns out she was born with a small hole in her heart (she was born at home in rural Appalachia in the early 1940s and had two older sisters who died within days of birth, spotty childhood medical care) and her body somehow fixed it. Built up scar tissue until her heart no longer had a hole. She gave birth to two children, lived a normal life and only had this diagnosed in her 70s. How cool is that? How badass is the human body?
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himalayan poppy 🫖 for daily doodle #24
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Honestly, we’ve only seen deep sea fish at their worst. Deep sea fish are like the opposite of the fast food expectation vs reality meme.
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happy pride month to lgbt people who are really boring. we deserve love too
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Where is my Lin Beifong comic? Suki is getting one. Lin should, too.
#A comic about how she is in a loving and committed relationship with Kya.#Or whatever#Lin Beifong#Kyalin#Lok#Atla
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Writers of Tumblr
like every other motherfucker on the planet, I’m starting a podcast.
It’s a fictional short story podcast. Think No Sleep Podcast. I want to narrate 20-30 minute long short stories and I am looking for writers who want to submit their work.
No real genre specifications, but pg-13.
I’m going to do a 10-episode season so if you have some short stories you want to be considered, holla at me. I don’t really know what I’m doing, but I’m an actor and story-telling is what I do so I thought it’d be fun.
#writers of tumblr#wattpad#podcast#no sleep podcast#short story submission#voice acting#writing#writblr#idk#tell your friends
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The first 3 letters of your hometown + the last 3 letters of your name = your inner demon name.
I’m Kinott (which is a Vibe)
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TIL astronaut Jack Schmidt discovered he was allergic to moon dust, which is a thing millions of other people have probably gone their whole lives never knowing.
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Wait wait wait guys yesterday I got really busy and forgot that I was making myself a sandwich and forgot to eat but when I finally got around to eating would you guys like to see the special sandwich I made?
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reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:
don’t understand twitter
don’t understand twitter
posts are in chronological order
spite
no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content
they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples
mega spite
like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End
Direct Contact with the Memes
god, wht the fuk even is twitter
they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie
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experienced the wrath of god at Claire’s
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aesthetic attraction is wild bc it’s like “yes i’m asexual but i’m also very gay and women are extremely hot”
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Better Glasses Tropes
(Brought to you by 'losing my glasses wouldn't make me prettier or dorkier or more badass, it'd just make me me without my glasses'.)
Taking someone's glasses off when they're tired, or to stop them working too hard.
Handing someone's glasses to them with their morning coffee.
Putting someone's glasses aside when they hand them to you before sleeping.
Taking someone's glasses off when they're asleep or nearly asleep with them on.
Asking to take someone's glasses off in the bedroom, before things start to get hot and heavy.
Someone taking their glasses off themselves in the bedroom, as a sign that things are getting hot and heavy.
Characters taking their glasses off when they're tired or emotional, as a sign that they're vulnerable, and only characters they trust deeply being allowed to see them that way.
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