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I dreamt I saw an old farmhouse with a glass roof, a brilliant idea, to convert old buildings that are unsuitable for living in but are still structurallly strong enough, to turn them into greenhouses!

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THIS TWEET IS SO STUPID AND FUNNY

WHY DID THEY MAKE IT LIKE THAT

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I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

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the noble decomposer

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kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent's arguements by saying "me when i'm a dipshit idiot" and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones

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Batman moves freakishly fast. it’s not that he moves faster than you can see, or faster than a speeding bullet like Superman — it’s that he’s 6’2, 220 lbs full of muscle and he can move so quickly, so soundlessly, that it sets every human’s instincts on edge. Batman is terrifying because any reminder that the man underneath the mask is human somehow doesn’t make it better, it makes it worse, because what the fuck—

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lol, the scammer blog I got tagged in blocked me so my reply isn’t showing up in the notes. It’d be terrible if more people reblogged that version with visible replies so more people could see it.

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Day 20243 of Bruce being completely normal about Dick:

(That's a....... thing to say to your passively suicidal son).

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depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

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growing up as a Batkid means saying the words “Bruce made this look SO easy” to yourself at least once a week.

things Bruce made look easy, in no specific order:

Not sleeping for several days straight

Injury recovery after age 25

Sleeping w/people without getting attached

Maintaining constant, separate beef with several different people at the same time

Liaising with the JL on dumb fucking requests they should know better than to submit

Saying no to Alfred’s food for reasons other than just not wanting to eat at that moment (injury, illness, training, etc)

Not being able to save everyone

Being the only “adult” and the only human in a room full of metas and super heroes

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Good trope: Character yelling, "It's not what it looks like!" while doing exactly what it looks like.

Great trope: Character yelling, "It's not what it looks like!" while doing something so unfathomable that the person who interrupted them can't even begin to attempt to figure out what the hell it is they're seeing.

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Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

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You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

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i bring a very “you’re describing a shih tzu or perhaps a chihuahua” to the “what dog breed should I get based on these lifestyle needs” conversation that people who were hoping I’d say “corgi” really don’t like

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a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i've ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can't teach that.