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Bro I swear my cat just called me a slur

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Reminder: bisexual lesbian is an oxymoron. If you ever call yourself that in front of someone who is actually gay you’ll get laughed at right in front of your face.

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So you’re a woman then? Cause that’s what lesbians are… women. 🤡🤡🤡

fyi you can't use the term lesbian if you're genderfluid

i'm a lesbian i'm a lesbian i'm so gay i'm a lesbian <3!!!!!!!! I LOVE WOMEN IN A GAY WAY <3<3<3<3<3

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Hey if you’re here and don’t like me: stay mad. I honestly don’t care. Dm me actually so I can laugh at you.

Begging you guys to find fulfilling relationships and meaning in your life, as I’ve done with mine. I’m the happiest I’ve ever been in my life and nothing you can say on tumblr will change that 😂😂

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My girlfriend bites me so much I’m finally getting her a teething toy

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“𝘎𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯, 𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦.”

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The world's longest-running lab experiment

The Pitch Drop Experiment

The experiment demonstrates the fluidity and high viscosity of pitch, a derivative of tar that is the world's thickest known fluid and was once used for waterproofing boats.

Thomas Parnell, UQ's first Professor of Physics, created the experiment in 1927 to illustrate that everyday materials can exhibit quite surprising properties.

At room temperature pitch feels solid - even brittle - and can easily be shattered with a hammer. But, in fact, at room temperature the substance - which is 100 billion times more viscous than water - is actually fluid.

In 1927 Professor Parnell heated a sample of pitch and poured it into a glass funnel with a sealed stem. He allowed the pitch to cool and settle for three years, and then in 1930 he cut the funnel's stem.

Since then, the pitch has slowly dripped out of the funnel - so slowly that it took eight years for the first drop to fall, and more than 40 years for another five to follow.

Now, 87 years after the funnel was cut, only nine drops have fallen - the last drop fell in April 2014 and we expect the next one to fall sometime in the 2020s.

The experiment was set up as a demonstration and is not kept under special environmental conditions - it's kept in a display cabinet - so the rate of flow of the pitch varies with seasonal changes in temperature.

The late Professor John Mainstone became the experiment's second custodian in 1961. He looked after the experiment for 52 years but, like his predecessor Professor Parnell, he passed away before seeing a drop fall.

In the 86 years that the pitch has been dripping, various glitches have prevented anyone from seeing a drop fall.

- University of Queensland, Australia

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#wish we had like the screenshots where he admits giving diy hormone drugs to kids and shows them porn#also the one where he follows multiple pedo accounts I gotchu, fam. archive . ph / 9OuUw

DAMN... LUCKILY THESE GOT ARCHIVED. THANK U !!!

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#wish we had like the screenshots where he admits giving diy hormone drugs to kids and shows them porn#also the one where he follows multiple pedo accounts I gotchu, fam. archive . ph / 9OuUw

DAMN... LUCKILY THESE GOT ARCHIVED. THANK U !!!

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Lmao have y’all seen @ozymalek the spicy straights are unhinged

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Lmao have y’all seen @ozymalek the spicy straights are unhinged

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😂😂😂 this is what I’m talking about lol. UNHINGED. Sincerely I hope you have a good day and get the help you need.

Lmao have y’all seen @ozymalek the spicy straights are unhinged

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Lmao have y’all seen @ozymalek the spicy straights are unhinged

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Frollo said listen here faggot

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Going to a tattoo convention over the weekend! Surprising my partner by paying for the tattoo she really wants 🥰🥰🥰