just-intp-thoughts

[just-intp-thoughts]

Masculine names that remind me of each MBTI type

INTJ- Remington, meaning raven

INTP- Hugo, meaning mind or intellect

ENTJ- August, meaning esteemed or venerable

ENTP- Ike, meaning laughter

INFJ- Rowan, meaning little red-haired one

INFP- Creed, meaning belief or guiding principle

ENFJ- Magnus, meaning great or greatest

ENFP- Theodore, meaning gift from god

ISTJ- Arlen, meaning promise or oath

ISFJ- Zander, meaning defender of mankind

ESTJ- Walter, meaning commander of the army

ESFJ- Cedric, meaning kind and loved

ISTP- Orion, meaning great hunter

ISFP- Silas, meaning one who belongs to a forest

ESTP- Maddox, meaning son of a fortunate prince

ESFP- Raiden, meaning thunder and lightning

[just-intp-thoughts]

Feminine names that remind me of each MBTI type

INTJ- Astrid, meaning divinely beautiful

INTP- Elina, meaning bright one or intelligent

ENTJ- Calynn, meaning powerful in battle

ENTP- Phoebe, meaning brilliant or radiant

INFJ- Sage, meaning wise

INFP- Thalia, meaning to blossom

ENFJ- Celeste, meaning heavenly or celestial

ENFP- Vivian, meaning full of life

ISTJ- Amelie, meaning hard working

ISFJ- Harlow, meaning protector of the people

ESTJ- Reagan, meaning little ruler

ESFJ- Cora, meaning filled heart

ISTP- Emersyn, meaning bravery or powerful

ISFP- Teegan, meaning little poet

ESTP- Verity, meaning a truth or reality

ESFP- Zyra, meaning brightness in the morning

[just-intp-thoughts]

MBTI and how they like to celebrate their birthday

INTJ- INTJs are the type least inclined to want a celebration of any kind. They prefer to be acknowledged for other reasons. If their friends and family do throw them a party, they will likely not be looking forward to it, but will end up enjoying it when they look back.

INTP- INTPs will probably forget it’s their birthday, but when they do remember a small celebration with some close friends is appreciated, given they still will have some time to themselves for part of the day.

ENTJ- ENTJs will probably feel guilty stepping down from whatever work they have to do, but in the end they will enjoy it. Plus, their favorite colleagues would be there anyways to help them enjoy the day.

ENTP- ENTPs prefer a birthday celebration that is unique and full of humor. They love having friends there and would love to play some silly games, especially those that involve witty banter.

INFJ- INFJs want a small, intimate gathering for their birthday. They want to be surrounded by people who mean a lot to them, whether they be family or friends. Ultimately, they just want their birthday to be memorable.

INFP- INFPs likely would prefer just a couple close friends to come and celebrate with them. They’d prefer some sort of relaxing activity and some time to cuddle with their pet before the social part of the celebration. 

ENFJ- ENFJs will find themselves wanting to celebrate with both their family and friends, which normally would prove to be a bit awkward, but they find ways to include everyone and make it a blast. 

ENFP- ENFPs will often have many ideas for what they want to do for their celebration but regardless they want it to be with all their friends. They will likely choose what they want to do based on the idea in their head on that particular day.

ISTJ- ISTJs aren’t looking for anything elaborate on their birthday. A simple celebration with those they care about is plenty. and the same delicious type of cake they get every year is what really matters to them. 

ISFJ- ISFJs, above all other things, want their birthday celebrations to be memorable. They want to include all their loved ones and take lots of pictures throughout the day. 

ESTJ- ESTJs are extremely practical about their birthday celebrations. They get straight down to business with everything and as long as their birthday schedule is met without a hitch, they will most likely be satisfied. 

ESFJ- ESFJs go all out for their own birthday (as well as for those they care about). Everything about the day will be planned out and it’s bound to include gift bags for guests and some sort of fun theme.

ISTP- ISTPs don’t care about giant celebrations for anything and especially their birthday. If they do have some sort of celebration, they like to keep it extremely simple. Some good food and a couple close friends are the highlights.

ISFP- ISFP’s birthday celebration would likely be some sort of spontaneous affair with close friends. They’d prefer something nontraditional like going on a road trip to celebrate, rather than a typical party.

ESTP- ESTPs find the most excitement in doing activities on their birthday. Whether it be as extreme as skydiving or as simple as a bowling party with their friends, they want to keep their celebration fun, active, and light-hearted.

ESFP- ESFPs love celebrations of all types but their birthday is extra special as they get to be the center of attention. They want to party it up with their liveliest friends and simply have a good time.

[just-intp-thoughts]

MBTI reacting to getting the wrong order at a restaurant

Notices and actually asks for a new plate with the correct order: ENTJ, ESTJ, ESTP

Notices and just complains about it to the table: ISTJ, ISTP, INTJ, INFJ

Notices they got it but just is too nervous to ask for a new plate cause they don’t wanna inconvenience the workers: ESFJ, ENFJ, INFP, ISFP, ISFJ

Notices they got the wrong order, but thinks “this will still be good”: ENFP, ENTP, ESFP

Doesn’t even notice they got the wrong order because they forgot what they had even originally ordered: INTP

[just-intp-thoughts]

MBTI as Ambient Sounds

INTJ- Space deck

INTP- Underwater

ENTJ- Underground cavern

ENTP- Rain forest

INFJ- Distant thunderstorm

INFP- Waterfall

ENFJ- Japanese garden

ENFP- Windy meadow

ISTJ- Cozy fireplace w/ piano

ISFJ- Babbling brook

ESTJ- Forest & campfire

ESFJ- Early morning cafe

ISTP- Rain on a tent

ISFP- Soft ocean waves

ESTP- Night time in a city

ESFP- Highway car ride

[just-intp-thoughts]

Are you really that MBTI or...

Are you really INTJ or are you just condescending towards others to compensate for your own insecurities?

Are you really INTP or do you just wear the same 2 hoodies everyday and forget to shower?

Are you really ENTJ or do you just sympathize with every movie villain?

Are you really ENTP or are you just an asshole on the internet for no reason?

Are you really an INFJ or are you just an enneagram 4 with an individuality complex?

Are you really INFP or do you just have daddy/mommy issues?

Are you really ENFJ or do you just temporarily adopt the main character’s personality after you finish any show or movie? 

Are you really an ENFP or do you just say “pp” as a one liner?

Are you really ISTJ or do you just order the same thing every time you eat out?

Are you really ISFJ or are you just the mom or dad of your friend group?

Are you really ESTJ or do you just fight a guy on sight if they wronged you?

Are you really ESFJ or do you just have 5 Instagram accounts for your 5 different facades?

Are you really ISTP or are you just a guy putting on a bad boy act to seem way tougher than you actually are?

Are you really ISFP or do you just cry at minor inconveniences?

Are you really ESTP or do you just think it’s cool to take pictures standing on top of a car?

Are you really ESFP or do you just say you have “crackhead energy”?

[just-intp-thoughts]

MBTI on New Years

Doing what they normally do- INTJ, INTP

Hanging out with friends- ENFP, ESFJ, ENFJ

Having an existential crises about how much time has past- INFJ, INFP, ISFJ

Living it up at a party- ESTP, ESFP, ISFP

Setting off fireworks in the backyard- ENTP, ISTP

Making plans for the New Year- ISTJ, ESTJ, ENTJ

[just-intp-thoughts]

MBTI as Ideal Winter Moments

INTJ- You decide to treat yourself to a solo vacation staying at a snowy cabin in the mountains. The cabin is incredibly cozy and the only sounds you can hear are that of the campfire and the gentle snowfall outside. You wind down with your favorite book enjoying the ambience. 

INTP- You were supposed to have school today, but you woke up to see massive piles of snow outside your window. School is cancelled. Relieved, your warm bed calls to you once again. You sleep in a few extra hours. When you finally manage to get up, you find yourself getting lost in a video game for the rest of the day and eating holiday treats.

ENTJ- You challenge your friends to a good ol’ fashioned Gingerbread house contest. Your game faces are on, but in reality the next hour or so is just filled with banter and roasting each other. At the end of the night, your expertly plotted and equally delicious gingerbread house is crowned champion and you spend the rest of the night playing cards by the fireplace.

ENTP- You and a group of your best buds head to the largest hill in town and pull up with your best sleds. There’s no mercy when your friends spin you down the hill with as much velocity as possible. Homemade ramps and all, you end the day injured and end it watching some funny holiday movies.

INFJ- Your significant other surprises you with an evening ice skating date. The holiday lights are perfect surrounding the rink. You hold hands as you both struggle to stay standing and you both fall over at least once if not twice. You end the date in a small coffee, dimly lit coffee shop drinking apple cider and eating english muffins. 

INFP- You love the winter holidays for many reasons but the pretty lights are one of your absolute favorites. You drive around with your best friend looking at all the wondrous light set-ups around town listening to your favorite songs. The vibes are nothing short of immaculate.

ENFJ- You decide to host an ugly holiday sweater party with a white elephant gift exchange. All your loved ones are invited. There’s an abundance of laughter and smiles filling up the room as everyone, one by one, opens up their silly gifts. Nothing makes you happier than seeing all the people you love enjoy themselves. You end the night with some holiday themed karaoke.

ENFP- You decide to relive your childhood and head outside with your close friends to build a snowman. It ends up a bit lopsided with a funny feature or two, but you all love it anyways and give it a name. You end the night pushing each other into the snow making snow angels. You couldn't be happier to just enjoy the moment with your friends.

ISTJ- You walk into the theater ready to witness the classic nutcracker ballet. The sense of nostalgia is overwhelming, but it is always a treat to see the poise and elegance of the dancers to the classic orchestral tunes. You end the night afterwards with a walk downtown window shopping and admiring the lights.

ISFJ- You finally decide to get around to decorating the tree with your family. Putting the ornaments on the tree is much more than just a physical experience for you. Each ornament has a multitude of sweet memories attached to it and you can’t help but smile. You end the night sipping eggnog before you cuddle under fuzzy blankets watching old home videos.

ESTJ- You go with a few friends to the local rink to see a hockey game on a snowy evening. The crowd is small but hyped for the players as they glide across the ice and score several goals throughout the night. You’re elastic as your team wins the tight game and you head on back home afterwards eating candy canes and chocolate.

ESFJ- You head out to the countryside to go on a sleigh ride. The horses are gentle and the conductor greets you with a warm smile. You and your friends enjoy the ride as you journey through fields of snow-covered trees. 

ISTP- You head to the slopes for a day of high speed, downhill fun. You start off slowly going down a few easier hills, and then you work your way up to a black diamond course. You get through the day without wiping out and end it cozying up by the fireplace inside the lodge.

ISFP- You wind down for a peaceful night of decorating cookies for the winter holiday with your significant other. Each cookie is unique and you take special care to make the frosting and sprinkles perfect. You end the night slow dancing to soft tunes in a kitchen, lit only by the holiday lights.

ESTP- You have a huge and crazy snowball fight with all your closest friends. The snow is the perfect consistency for making forts and snowballs that aren’t too hard or soft. After all the chaos is over and you’re all frozen from being outside so long, you unwind drinking hot chocolate and laughing over silly holiday movies.

ESFP- You’re always up for a new adventure with friends so you head out in the wilderness to snowshoe and ice fish. You cook everything you catch over the fire and you make some toast. After a delicious meal, you go out and stargaze for a bit. Once you get chilly, you head back inside and you all fall asleep after a vibrant conversation.

[just-intp-thoughts]

MBTI Observations #1

INTJ- They will claim to have the hardest exterior of any other type, but in reality can be offended by almost anything.

INTP- They love chilling in the dark or very low light environments more than most.

ENTJ- They have a sense of style and general presence that just comes off so put-together, no matter how they are doing internally.

ENTP- They joke about committing obscene crimes a little too much, particularly arson.

INFJ- They, at one point or another, went through an emo or some sort of alternative phase.

INFP- They probably think they aren’t very popular, but actually are very well-liked. 

ENFJ- They are very expressive when they talk and also probably have a catch phrase they say way too much.

ENFP- They will just randomly start singing for no reason at all.

ISTJ- They will have a creative outlet of some kind, usually something that takes a lot of technical skill.

ISFJ- They have an uncanny ability at finding things that are lost.

ESTJ- They will claim they hate kids in early adulthood, but 100% will still end up having them and loving them more than anything.

ESFJ- They have a very strong signature scent they always carry around. It’s rarely bad, but definitely noticeable.

ISTP- They are extremely good at using sarcasm to the point where even when you know them well, you will not be able to tell if they are joking sometimes.

ISFP- They love “fun” socks and probably wear a mismatched pair more often than a matching one.

ESTP- They enjoy having a way of connecting spiritually through the physical world such as meditation, yoga, or just basking in nature.

ESFP- They believe in several conspiracy theories or at the very least find themselves fascinated by many.

[just-intp-thoughts]

Roasting the MBTI Types

ISTP- Your best party trick is taking apart a mechanical pencil and putting it back together. I know you’re just too edgy and cool for the rest of us, but your lack of social awareness and sky-high ego is honestly bewildering for how little you have going on.

ISFP- In case you didn’t know, being offended by everything doesn’t make you any less wrong than you were before. Your impulsive reactions and passive aggressive ways aren’t helping anyone argue your sanity.

ESTP- It truly is a miracle to anyone who knows you that you haven’t died or gone to jail doing something utterly stupid.

ESFP- You don’t think through any of your decisions and yet you still somehow manage to guilt trip and annoy the crap out of everyone you come into contact with.

ISTJ- Talking with you is about as interesting as watching paint dry. Also being ‘lawful neutral’ isn’t a personality trait FYI.

ISFJ- Your unwillingness to change, underhanded comments about other’s personal choices that don’t affect you, and herbal remedies give everyone around you a migraine.

ESTJ- We all know how much you love bossing people around... too bad everyone knows all you do is carry out the orders of the ENTJ above you. It also wouldn’t hurt to mind your own business once in a while.

ESFJ- If you’re going to stab someone in the back, at least be smart enough to take the knife out afterwards. It’s truly ironic how much you preach about getting rid of the “fake people” in your life when in reality, you are the fakest of them all.

INFJ- Other people just wouldn’t get it right? I can only imagine how exhausting it is to have deep thoughts. I don’t think I could ever fathom how you handle the never-ending pressure to be the only one who can think about anything that isn’t reality TV or sports.

INFP- Oh, woe is me. You play victim so much you should just tattoo it on your forehead. I would roast you more, but I know you’re going to have a pity party and a mental breakdown after you read this anyways.

ENFJ- Not only are you experts in making the most far-fetched leaps in logic, you love to disguise your emotional manipulation as genuine advice that no one asked for.

ENFP- You really go about your daily life thinking you’re the next Willy Wonka meanwhile having no actual purpose or direction in life. Huh. They do say ignorance is bliss though.

INTJ- Y’all are so emotionally constipated, you end up acting like toddlers. And feel free to stay emotionally constipated about the fact that INTPs work way less than you but still have statistically higher IQs.

INTP- Have you ever met a basement-dwelling slob that claims they are a genius and brags about having a low EQ but is only slightly knowledgeable about one useless, niche subject that no one cares about and cries about being lonely? Yeah? I’m genuinely sorry for you.

ENTJ- If the ENTPs weren’t trying, you’d be the greatest assholes in the MBTI community. Your superiority complex and controlling nature aren’t doing your wildly unrealistic ambitions and your reputation any favors.

ENTP- If you’re going to be a smart ass, first you have to be smart, otherwise you’re just an ass. And if I didn’t make it clear enough, you’re just an ass.

[just-intp-thoughts]

Common MBTI-Enneagram Pairings

*These aren’t backed up by statistics, however, they are based on my personal experiences and knowledge of MBTI and Enneagram.

ISTP- 5,6,7 ISFP- 9,4,2 ESTP- 7,8,3 ESFP- 7,2,9 ISTJ- 6,1,5 ISFJ- 6,2,9 ESTJ- 8,3,1 ESFJ- 2,3,7 INFJ- 4,1,9 INFP- 4,9,2 ENFJ- 2,1,3 ENFP- 7,2,4 INTJ- 5,1,4 INTP- 5,4,9 ENTJ- 3,8,5 ENTP- 7,3,5