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why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell

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thanks duolingo but i know that one

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for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

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Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

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I’m writing my novel in fifth person, so every sentence starts with “I heard from this guy who told somebody...”

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It’s nanotech, you like it?

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youre a mean one

mister

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this is so fucking funny to me (credit @havocs)

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i think having a spiderman costume as a kid is a universal experience and THAT is toby ma fucking guire’s influence

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there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

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I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

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Oh my god

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You: Weird flex but ok

Me, an intellectual: