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| Oliver | They/He | 20 | Ao3: DevourerOfHyperfixations | I am just an AuDHD dragon and this is my hoard of gay and bullshit | | 🖤⌛🤍 Memento Mori |
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) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium
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you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*
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a moment of silence for all our friends on "normal" socials who don't know what it's like to be stuck in a spooky cat paw war with random people on the internet
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I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.
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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
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Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with
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adore how the evil boop is *the* expression of love when booping people like yes ofc i did waste precious seconds to press that stupid button for an annoyingly long time just to send you the most useless yet most specialest, weirdly aggressive boop <3
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people who don’t have boops on, I respect your peace but also picture me standing outside your blog scratching the door like a cat wanting to be let in
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"what have you been doing on your phone for the past two fucking hours" hitting people leave me alone
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