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weird vibes aren't exactly rare at an antique mall but this one stall w/haunted energy had a sign with phrasing that has been stuck in my head for days lol

GIRLY STUFF FOR THE DAMSEL
BITS OF GLAMOUR FOR MADEMOISELLE
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Projecting our period cramps onto Saja boys
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It brings me no joy to announce that noted civil rights activist and former member of the t'ieves guild Remy Etienne "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla
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im getting a lot of shitposts about jerking off today on my feed and it feels like this image

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
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if i think of baby swordfish again i’m gonna be sent into a coughing fit
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make that canon white girl non-white!
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The best tragedies will have you thinking "I wish it could've gone any other way" and "this is the only way it could've ended" at the same time
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I did bird names FIRST just to set the record straight….I am MUCH more passionate about birds than fish!!!
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