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DAILY AFFIRMATIONS
I WILL NOT MAKE PURCHASES ON IMPULSE
I WILL REPAY ALL MY DEBTS
MY LIFE IS NOT OVER
I WILL EAT OATS AND FRUITS
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE PEOPLE WHO WERE ONCE IN MY LIFE ARE DOING NOW
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i believe "nothingburger" is the cowardly enemy of the humble and kind everything bagel
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this is my all time favourite post I've ever seen on reddit everyone read it please
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the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point
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A poodle clipped and dyed to resemble a pony.
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Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.
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*puts the tip of my sword in your mouth* enough, you will only talk when I tell you t- stop sucking on it
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look at the sky, you're still here~ buy a wallpaper or leave a tip | bluesky | insta | my merch shop
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r/NoStupidQuestions continues to deliver
Plus I have to include my favorite comment:
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i led an all-ages hike today for our local Pride organization (which was great!) & there was a 6-year-old on the hike who was super engaged in all my little Naturalist spiels until the very end nearly two hours into the hike as we approached the end of the trail & he became tired and a little over it. I fell to the back to make sure we had everyone & he was at the end of the line with his mom and he stopped suddenly in the middle of the trail and put out his little arm so I bumped into it and I stopped and he said “you can’t come with us.” I said, “you’re leaving me here?!” He said, “you’re for the forest.” I said, “what have I done to you today to deserve this abandonment,” and he said, “it’s not like that.” I said, “oh, like I shouldn’t take it personally?” And he said, verbatim, “yeah, like…don’t make it a thing.”
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