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i’m not calling you “sir”, you haven’t even been knighted, fucking poser
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love when men send gyms pics. like awe bae you’re so strong 🤗 now turn around and lemme see that ass 😈
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always thinking about the most embarrassing moments from that night
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trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes
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i'm sorry i told u about my dad do u still think i'm hot
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