julihurts
julihurts
And fall is even worse
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full time worry - some time artist - somewhere in Germany (they/them)
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julihurts · 5 hours ago
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Please imagine me uploading this like, 3 to 5 years ago.
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julihurts · 16 hours ago
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julihurts · 22 hours ago
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Male writers writing female characters:
“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
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julihurts · 2 days ago
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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.
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julihurts · 2 days ago
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I think if I could be the kind stranger in someone’s memory, that’d be enough.
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julihurts · 2 days ago
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Lived through a dystopian situation today (having to watch an ad to access the airport wifi)
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julihurts · 2 days ago
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My ideal societal treatment of transitioning is that its like, finding a new, better job and/or moving cities
It's a big, positive life event, but it happens to people all the time. It's often celebrated casually. It just happens sometimes, though. Maybe people at your old job change their relationship with you, and maybe you fortify your relationship with people elsewhere. You can mention where you used to work casually without it being a huge deal. You can joke about people quitting their jobs and becoming a goat farmer without it being a huge deal.
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julihurts · 2 days ago
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None of us are free until all of us have the right to be ugly and bisexual
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julihurts · 3 days ago
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been saying this for years but I hate how ubiquitous "low fat" "no fat" "low calories" etc shit is in stores. I do not want your no fat 0 calorie yogurt, what a waste of money! give me full fat yogurt! extra fat! 1000 calories yogurt so I can meet my daily needs. stop taking the nutrients and shit out of food, that's literally half the point of food. why do so many food companies hate food.
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julihurts · 3 days ago
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People will literally be doing anything on ao3
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julihurts · 3 days ago
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julihurts · 3 days ago
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I asked the gods: "Please, in the peak of summer, would you grant me the wish of one more Nilgansito? Just one!"
And the Egyptian gods heard my plea. The one holy moly Nilgansito emerged. The crowds gasped in awe. But they wished not only to see the Nilgansito... They also wanted to possess it!
So the Egyptian gods decided to punish us all—even those who were just and compliant—by swallowing the little Nilgansito, for it not to be seen ever again.
Nilgänse (Egyptian geese) am Eckensee im Oberen Schlossgarten, Stuttgart-Mitte.
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julihurts · 3 days ago
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Das kann man nicht in den Tags lassen @official-lauchzwiebel
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hab sicher grad locker ne halbe minute lang den bildschirm angestarrt
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julihurts · 3 days ago
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"There will be an eclipse of the moon in a fortnight's time, Serenity."
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julihurts · 3 days ago
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Bitte leistet mir kurz emotionalen Beistand im Bezug auf diesen Werbetext, über den ich im DM gestolpert bin:
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Duftet nach.... Butter?? Soll ich nach Butter riechen wollen??? I'm so confused, geht der Trend zum Friteusenfett?
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julihurts · 4 days ago
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Können wir das nicht noch irgendwie stoppen. Es muss doch jemanden geben, den wir kidnappen können, damit der Film abgesagt wird
die machen ernsthaft einen zweiten Teil vom Schuh des Manitu... im Jahr 2025...
war es nicht in den frühen 2000ern schon peinlich genug? brauchen wir wirklich nochmal Bully Herbig redface?
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julihurts · 4 days ago
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jetzt ist mal wieder die jahreszeit wo ich jeden tag damit rechne den ersten lebkuchen im supermarkt zu sehen
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