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cute pet names for your significant other :)
-You Fucking Worm -Potato -Helen -Dumper -Paul Blart Mall Cop -You Sloppy Son Of A Bitch -Dollar Dispenser -Mold
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Did you see them going off to fight, children of the barricade that didn’t last the night.
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Jim Carrey Celeb Impressions From 1992
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do u ever stretch and it makes u feel like u got ur life together
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me: *gets anxious over nothing*
me: wait this is stupid everything is fine
me: wait
me: but what if its not
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