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The vibe I bring to the function:

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How did starkid go from Harry Potter dick jokes to a deconstruction of the human fear of inadequacy and not being loved while criticizing our hyper consumer capitalist culture?

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Who the fuck is this diva.

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Taking a pic with your tormentor to Cope, or something like that

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i’ve known for awhile but as an apple music user my blood is boiling

AM I WHO ONLY SAW NOW THAT THE OFFICIAL NPMD SOUNDTRACK IS OUT ON SPOTIFY?!?!?!

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my bsf's reaction to 'dirty dudes must die' was "SHE'S DOING THE SAME SHIT THAT TRAUMATISED HER FRIENDS"

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Ted holding hands with Charlotte and Pete, I CAN'T, IT'S SO FEELS.

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Try describing any popular Starkid musical without sounding insane

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A camper definitely called boy jerry daddy, and boy jerry definitely screamed who told you? and murdered that kid

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Every time I hear the "certified laundry safe" line in the Tickle-Me Wiggly Jingle I get the mental image of Wiggly being tumbled and spun around in a washing machine and it makes me laugh every time.

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this one is easy bc roman literally sacrificed his own daughter to a dark lord while the sultan just stole a guy’s wife and kid

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evil hannah foster be like what if yesterday went

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I can't edit video but I had a vision that must be shared

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So is this just a Ted thing or what

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