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On this Black Friday, remember:

- Do the wiggle

- What Tim wants, Tim will get

- That's not how cameras work

- They still love each other

- It's the crème-brûlée following the Turkey day

- You never should settle for the lifetime that is handed to you

- There are monsters and there are men

- THAAAAT'S RIGHT!

- I'll never let you go

- I will destroy everything

- Let's play some games

- We've got toys and trucks and big fat butts

- Friday is black for me

- I can show you the path but only you can walk it

- I failed you once but I won't fail again

- He will wiggle, wiggle, wiggly will wiggle tonight

- Tomorrow will come.

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nobody is an acting chameleon quite like joey richer. you’re telling me this is the same guy, like??

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they would walk the fuck out of the mile together in PE

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Grace: okay

Steph: what are you doing?

Grace: talking to god

Steph: Is he telling you to kill everyone?

Grace: yeah

Steph: nah that’s wiggly, hi Wiggly

Wiggly: hi girls

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Nick and Matt Lang writing some homeless guy for ladeedadaday and a sleezy asshole antagonist character only for them to become the punching bags and arguably two of the most important characters in hatchetfield. Oh and they’re the same person I forgot that part.

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I JUST ADORE JON'S LITTLE FANGS!! LOOK AT THEM HE'S JUST A LITTLE VAMPIRE TRUST

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Prince Charming ✨

(Spoiler free, don't worry! Feel free to spoiler tag if you feel like it tho!)

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I was just wondering since i know this is a divisive topic

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The vibe I bring to the function:

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How did starkid go from Harry Potter dick jokes to a deconstruction of the human fear of inadequacy and not being loved while criticizing our hyper consumer capitalist culture?

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Who the fuck is this diva.

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Taking a pic with your tormentor to Cope, or something like that

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i’ve known for awhile but as an apple music user my blood is boiling

AM I WHO ONLY SAW NOW THAT THE OFFICIAL NPMD SOUNDTRACK IS OUT ON SPOTIFY?!?!?!

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my bsf's reaction to 'dirty dudes must die' was "SHE'S DOING THE SAME SHIT THAT TRAUMATISED HER FRIENDS"

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Ted holding hands with Charlotte and Pete, I CAN'T, IT'S SO FEELS.

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Try describing any popular Starkid musical without sounding insane

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