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It's all fun and games until they run off to Mexico...

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*BOTH SCREAMING*

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“Late Nights”

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tyrian can penetrate aura??? his purple hand aura thing??? cinder and neo en route to atlas??? penny was framed a murderer??? fiona possibly gravely injured??? many more massacred??? robyn THROWING ruby away VIOLENTLY when she tried to help fiona??? the look in marrow's eyes when he tried to assure robyn it WASN'T them??? robyn's face when he ran away??? ruby reaching out to penny then seeing the literal blood on her hands??? grimm in the city??? jacques winning the election??? the parallels between renora and arkos kiss??? the parallels between pyrrha being framed and penny???

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therapist: the theory about qrow staying behind in atlas to join the ace ops is a reach and it can’t hurt you

the theory about qrow staying behind in atlas to join the ace ops:

*clover voice* “AcE oPs ArE hAnD-pIcKeD tO pErFeCtLy CoMpLeMeNt OnE aNoThEr” ok mr i-have-no-partner bc marrow/harriet and vine/elm obviously have complementary semblances and weapons and there are only 5 members in total

qrow JUST HAPPENED to be paired up with clover and they JUST HAPPENED to parallel each other on like every aspect and then they JUST HAPPENED to get along well

qrow is getting a shitton of development this volume, a big part of which is feeling good about himself while also learning to trust and work with others HMMMMM

“but you were on a team before weren’t you?” “i just found working alone tends to be for the best” “well i think that’s a shame” HMMMMM

the gay

me:

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let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY

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here, have miles laughing like an evil villain after ironqrow gets mentioned

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All the Bumbleby and Ironqrow shippers watching Ch2 be like:

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Last Night’s Reposted Fics

After last night, I figure I should probably make a list of all the fics I reposted last night. Feel free to reblog this and spread it around:

Breathe In, Breathe Out. Rated E. Qrow/Oobleck. STRQ Era. One Night Stand.

A Modest Proposal. Rated T. Blacksun. Post V5. First Kiss.

Change of Subject Rated T. Ironqrow. Pre-Canon. First Kiss.

Thin Walls. Rated E. Ironqrow. College AU. Phone/Shower Sex.

Fire Fight. Rated E. Ironqrow. Pre-Canon. First Time.

The Middle of the Night. Rated T. Taiqrow. Pre-Canon. Established Relationship.

Sunrise. Rated T. Taiqrow. Pre-Canon. Ambiguous Relationship.

Sweet as Sugar. Rated T. Ironqrow. Modern AU. Established Relationship.

Heated Competition. Rated E. James/Qrow/Junior/Roman. Foursome.

Pole Dancing. Rated E. Taiyang/Ozpin. Sparring Sex. Agender Ozpin.

Talking it Out. Rated E. Emercury. Established Relationship. Trans Mercury.

So yeah, that’s a chunk. I still have more unposted old oneshots than posted ones. But we’re getting there.

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Qrow: *eyeing up James from across the confrence table*

Ozpin, whispering: Oh come on already, just ask him out.

Qrow: No way. He's straight.

Ozpin: Straight as a godsdamned rainbow

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Qrow: walks into Atlas

Ironwood, deploying the Ace-ops:

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PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME WAIT LONG.

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My son, who is 4, and I were walking along the street today and saw a man with his left leg amputated beneath the knee. My son spun around and looked at him, then said to me, “That man lost his leg! What happened?”

I said I didn’t know exactly, but sometimes people lost arms or legs through accidents or didn’t have them for other reasons.

My son instantly said, “Gobber (from How to Train Your Dragon) lost his arm AND his leg and now he has to use tools in their places!”

I kind of collected my jaw and said, “That’s right, and that man is just like Gobber. There’s a special word we use for those kinds of tools. It’s ‘prosthetics’.”

“Prosthetics,” said my son, with satisfaction, and on we went without any further discussion about it.

But then we got on the bus, and there was a young black woman with her hair pulled back in a big floofy afro ponytail, and my son, who has seen the trailers for the new Annie movie, said, in delight, “She has hair like Annie’s!”

Representation matters.

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apparently sims can die of being too silly so i wanna try and kill my reigen sim by giving him the hysterical mood

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lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own