tess | she/they | 19 | sharks, avs, devils simply a lesbian in love w/ jasper weatherby main: szept-sosna
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NJ vs NSH // Nico's 1st Career Hat Trick
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the thing about hockey is that its about the narrative. and also gay sex. and also i guess its a sport
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they're right!! these are the keys to the game! love wins!
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He might have gotten tripped but he’s serving so much
#listen i support quinn but he fucking hates the sharks and he always makes us lose#i’m not making this up he has genuinely scored more goals against the sharks than any other team in the league#but he is serving here. like FACE DOWN
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i mean yeah, [less likeable, less interesting, less aesthetically compelling team], you won a hockey game against the san jose sharks. what, am i supposed to be impressed? be serious.
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It’s finally done
The Jagr and Gretzky goodbye “handshake” as Gustav Klimt’s The Kiss !!!!!!
this took sooo fucking long and I havent painted anything like this before so it was a Learning Experience, tho it was really fun :3
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every time you see something kind of gay in women's sports its almost always a pair of women who are out publically & legally married sharing a chaste kiss after winning olympic gold but if you see something gay in men's sports its 2 footballers from rival teams who are sworn enemies dry humping on the pitch in front of a cheering audience. for tactical reasons ?
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ENOUGH!!!! ENOUGHHHH!!!!! THE DOE EYES!!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!
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gritty and scotty’s jcpenny photo shoot
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my favourite thing about tumblr is there is not one mention of sports
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jeff skinner should be the scariest mfer in the nhl. 1000+ games played, never been to the playoffs. saint of unfulfilled dreams, god of lost chances, ghost of glories never felt. he's the subject of a greek tragedy. he should be passed down in fables about the futility of man. complaining about early playoff exists should invoke his wrath like the living embodiment of hubris passing judgement upon thee. he's a hockey eldritch horror straight out of your nightmares. his name should be spoke with the reverence of a martyr.
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the hughes brothers 💥💥💥
IM SO SORRY I CANT REMEMBER FOR THE LIFE OF ME
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you know what im just going to air out all my grievances tonight. the reason why announcers are always talking about mcdavid is because he's the best player on the planet and no your favorite player isn't even fucking close
#this is true. i agree. he is the best player in the nhl rn#but that doesn’t mean i can’t be a hater ;)
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Happy Pride, monsterfuckers.
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23 May '24 // SUI vs. GER ↳ 3-1 Win
"For the first time since 2018, you're going to the semifinals..."
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Good morning. This is the best fic comment I have ever received.
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