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Not pertinent to anything in particular but I do think it's kinda weird that we keep depicting cavemen in media crawling around on all fours covered in dirt with tangled, matted hair, speaking in broken, cobbled-together toddler language when like.

They were us.

Like literally genetically they were US, just like. A while ago.

Like

Would you trust a TV caveman with a baby? Probably not

A real life caveman though??? I think they'd be at least okay at it

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Imaginary friend.

I could do that.

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Menswear guy’s ability to own is so powerful he even owns himself.

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My daughter made this amazing portrait of Hugh Jackman as Wolverine for a white elephant party.

I thought y’all might like it.

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You ever meet a guy who tries to squeeze your knuckles during a handshake so it hurts? Maybe someone told them it asserts dominance, I don’t know, but I meet them every so often. It’s weird.

He’ll hang on too long and won’t let go, so if you try to pull your hand away he won’t let you. If you’re expecting it, you’ll can squeeze hard first and head it off, but usually there’s a point about halfway through where you realize you have to crush his knuckles back or he won’t stop.

Like this. You can see every bit of that handshake in their expressions, from Macron dropping the smile to Trump’s pained grimace.

You can watch Trump try this stunt in almost every video with world leaders. Check them out if you want to cringe with embarrassment for the whole country.

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The recommendations once worked fairly well. They haven’t for the past year.

One thing I noticed in my 2024 Wrapped (aside from the fact that my top band wasn’t one I even listen to much) was that they were highlighting bands that they kept recommending to me all year, that I don’t like and have never purposefully listened to.

im genuinely convinced that they used ai for the monthly thing on spotify wrapped. what do you mean may was my "coastal grandmother ukulele oldies" phase. august was "pink pilates princess strut pop??" no one would say that september was my "sweater weather permanent wave indie" moment. no way we waited so long for this. multiple people and i also noticed that it took a few seconds longer than usual to load, maybe im just impatient but i wouldnt be surprised if that was ai preparing like all of it as i clicked through. spotify has been using a lot of ai lately with the playlist making, dj, playlist cover designer and now whatever this ai podcast thing is.

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Kinda strange to see this in the wild without a mention of the Minor Threat album.

Naomi Petersen, Alec Mackaye, 1981

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The shittiest Republicans of all time are given maximum influence in MAGA politics.

Stephen Miller is unelected pure poison.

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correction

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anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

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If you write stuff like this you deserved to be attacked on sight.

‘Woke fillings’ should land you with a 18 month ban from electronic devices.