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You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

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Yes, yes, thats very funny. But no I don't suck dicks at the blowjob factory. I work in logistics. So you wont find any cocks in my mouth to slap out. You can apologize now.

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fucking the glue man to walk up and down anything

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trans people in america: do you now use the bathroom of your assigned sex rather than your actual gender?

- yes, always

- yes, if it feels unsafe otherwise

- no

- nuance (if the other bathroom is full, dont use public restrooms, etc.)

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we deserve every bomb that gets dropped on us

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Today's Seal Is: GRRR BARK BARK RRRR GRRRRRR

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I went undercover as a cornflake at Kelloggs for seven years

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Kate Bush dressed as a bat (1978)

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Kind of gay but in seven samurai when rikichi offered kikuchiyo the prime spot in his barn and kikuchiyo was like omfggggg dude you have so little will and self concern that it's disgusting and pathetic it was like mini ECT for me it instantly rewired my brain on a small scale . Thank you toshiro mifune 70 years ago for that line delivery. And also your incredibly handsome face and body

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Meet Pando, not a forest but a single tree. Every trunk of the Quaking Aspen is genetically identical & connected by a single 80,000 year old root system, making it one of the largest and oldest living entities on Earth!

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I wish people had the same physical prowess and agility as house cats I want to jump face first off a wall 3x my height and land already in a full sprint... I have to do stretches and special exercises every night and morning if I want to be able to stand up and walk normally

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🍊If anyone’s in Melbourne I’ll be at the Finders Keepers Market on the 12-14th of July!🍊

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Sean, 28

“I am wearing a thrifted Adidas shirt, skirt from Depop, and sunglasses thrifted in Budapest. The shoes are from ROC Boots Australia, bag from Jacquemus, beret from Topman, and necklace from Vivienne Westwood. I am constantly inspired by different people I come across, social media, runway shows, designers, and lastly my mood for the day. I love to mix vintage and thrifted pieces, with newer pieces to create unique looks.

Sep 10, 2024 ∙ East Village