My full name is Joshua Pierce Wallen but fuck that, call me Josh. I'm a Florida native and did once make the newspaper as "Florida Man". You get a prize if you can figure out which article it was. I'm 24 and I live near the beach, which is much less glamorous than it sounds. Crabs everywhere.My best friend it out to kill me. Seriously, if you don't hear from me in a few says, go ask Devo where she was last night.
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twenty nine
Devan: Maybe I should.
Devan: Tell him you want the head bartender job. Tell him your qualifications. Point out that you've been the most reliable bartender he's had for like, years.
Devan: Worse comes to worse, tell him I'll kick *his* ass if he doesn't promote you.
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twenty nine
Devan: Be careful what you wish for, Wallen.
Devan: Are you going to talk to Johnny about the promotion?
Josh: Are you going to kick my ass?
Josh: Maybe. I don't know. How do I do that?
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twenty nine
Devan: Your thing for bossy chicks is going to kick your ass one day.
Josh: Duh.
Josh: It wouldn't be so bad coming from you. Probably.
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twenty nine
Devan: I know, babe. You're definitely not the dominant one here.
Josh: Nope that's you, and *that's* really hot, so I'm fine with it.
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twenty nine
Devan: I laugh because you're cute when you try so hard.
Josh: I only try because you want me to!
Josh: Like, I'm totally fine letting you call the shots you know?
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twenty nine
Devan: I would say you're better than you think but, like, you are kind of bad at it.
Josh: I know. You laugh at me.
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twenty nine
Devan: Are you complaining about that?
Josh: Not really. I mean, I know you think it's hot when I boss you around even though I'm really bad at it.
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twenty nine
Devan: It'd be hot getting to see you boss people around.
Devan: Yeah, okay but like...more often.
Josh: You think everything I do is hot.
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twenty nine
Devan: You practically run the place already, babe. Go for it. You'd be amazing.
Devan: And, you know, if you wanted to slip your hot girlfriend free drinks, you totally should.
Josh: Yeah?
Josh: I already do that.
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twenty nine
Devan: Do you want it?
Josh: I think I just don't want to work for someone else when I've been there so long. Like he'd come in and tell me what to do.
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twenty nine
Devan: Do you really want to be a manager? That's like...a lot of responsibility, Josh.
Devan: Not that you couldn't do it, or whatever, because - you'd be super friendly and customer focused and stuff and I hear that's important but like. I don't know. Is it worth it?
Josh: JB is looking for a head bartender, and that's like a management thing and I've been here long enough that... I mean, he didn't ask me or anything.
Josh: Maybe it's stupid.
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twenty nine
Devan: A manager of what?
Josh: I don't know, any kind of manager.
Josh: Like, at the bar, hypothetically. I think I spelled that right.
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twenty nine
Josh: Hey so do you like think I could be a manager?
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twenty eight
Devan: It feels fucking amazing for me, so the feeling is mutual.
Devan: Save some for me tomorrow afternoon? We can have our own reunion at the stadium.
Josh: Baby, I'll save all of it for you.
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twenty eight
Devan: And you didn't like eating a girl out.
Devan: You're so good at it though, aren't you? Flexing your tongue in my cunt, curling your lips around my clit. So, so good baby.
Devan: They won't catch us. We can be quick. They wouldn't blame me if I said it'd just been too long since I had my boyfriend's cock buried inside me.
Josh: Maybe I just like doing it for you. Because you get really wet and you stare swearing so much more and your nails scratch my head and it feels really good.
Josh: I think pretty much anyone could understand that if they saw how hot you are when you're getting fucked.
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twenty eight
Devan: Is it as hot as me sucking your fingers clean when you've gotten me off? Because your eyes get all dark and you pounce me after that.
Devan: We could be together if you'd come home with me. Instead we'll have to wait til we get to the stadium and I can fuck you in a bathroom stall there.
Josh: You just taste really good.
Josh: Oh fuck, they're gonna take away our tickets if they catch up.
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twenty eight
Devan: Yeah? It's not weird. It's hot. I get so wet just thinking about going down on you, baby, about how hard you yank on my hair and when you come on my chest after I finish you off with my fist.
Josh: Fuck, when you lick it off your fingers too, god, that's so sexy. You're so sexy, Dev, you really are.
Josh: I just want you to be here. This is why I'm bad at this because we talk about it and all I want is to be around doing it instead.
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