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Today, two of my closest friends (and former roommates) got married and I’m definitely totally not still happy crying on the inside... love you both 💕 (at New Lebanon, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGL-EmDBe2nH_tRovlg2URdRCd0PETjUu_M5UY0/?igshid=utergwuc67hu

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Things I currently miss: matching flannels for the start of spooky szn with the Princess of Birmingham @hurricanekathryn #tbt (at Birmingham, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFzmrzFhZ0amMZYPfh3qokqwSOTAq3n13lvBDs0/?igshid=hsq9raaqtjl0

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One last hurrah to end a summer of very, VERY few hurrahs #labordayweekend (at North Beach, Long Beach Island, NJ) https://www.instagram.com/p/CE3IWKRBXR-7jPDDPCIGs2Ar5kjufh0HrbpID00/?igshid=6ufyh49aubfw

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Coffee-infused wine... this may just be my new favorite 😍 also pls ignore the fake lemon tree it’s cute af and I don’t know how to not buy everything I see at Target #sundayvibes https://www.instagram.com/p/CEiEYMZBRRDV-qlzjsuBVmm4lO_CQryweISvPM0/?igshid=1404r21y3vkj8

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Happy birthday sistah @daniella_mannino 🎉🎉🎉 hard to believe you’re 25 considering these pictures look like they were taken in the 1800’s https://www.instagram.com/p/CDW2NR1h9tOAXYCtN6yXHN7oGDzrqP-_dtqm_k0/?igshid=17vex8wmr8bmw

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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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can someone please explain how it’s possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity

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I been drinkin (on a) watermelon 🍉 • • • • • #fourthofjuly #summer #dyejobneeded (at Yorktown Heights, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCcYFzlh1rntZBJ_a4_CeNumeTRkcI18g_IwV40/?igshid=9y7q5t4rxabw

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Bless the liquor store up the street offering curbside pickup tho 🍷 #winemom #quarantineessentials #happysaturday https://www.instagram.com/p/B-k88J1Bwdqq0IvSdnVbT21EHT1XiZdt60dhu80/?igshid=ypff6suevun1

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Taken shortly after I spent $75 getting my hair done just to subsequently get stuck in the house for weeks 🙃 #dannyphantom #butmakeitquarantine https://www.instagram.com/p/B-j4ckEBtEbtRAojJSUGhsj4sNVjQaAps7pCvQ0/?igshid=esviz37s3rjn

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Tried my hand at making #keto pizza for the first time and holy balls did it come out good 😍 fresh parm, prosciutto, ricotta, arugula, and truffle oil #sundaydinner #healthyliving #ketolife https://www.instagram.com/p/B7z3j2cBvT80jo3B6vOrouOKwWfw94B2jyQwYY0/?igshid=eon677jh0a34

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A little skinnier, a little blinder, but we still love a mirror pic #decadechallenge #happynewyear #theglowup https://www.instagram.com/p/B6w7QZ_BzB8V6j0GeZgGL4u2HTllIaCOZ9zZq00/?igshid=kf5g0b3j87ne

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One last hoorah to end 2019 🎁 #merrychristmastome #missedmyX5 #louisvuittonbrown #lifeisgood https://www.instagram.com/p/B6w7N-4BsuqRMVGmUe--u_E_HKqlS4ykzZ-X4g0/?igshid=80nxvrf19toi

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Year 1 ✅ Here’s to another 365 days of us both being exhausted all the time 💕 https://www.instagram.com/p/B4wA16BBZR7vRwKX4WNccmmoxr3zOq43Jy7H9w0/?igshid=193tdvle43ytl

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🍂🍁 (at Kent Falls State Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4qvZDJhLh4dFItteNlUkHHsdiBmQqTimwVwYA0/?igshid=15kb3y2yzkdys