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Kaden: *standing on roof ready to jump*

Manny:bro don’t do that or I’m doing it with you!*manny actually meaning it*

Kiara:why you do that? *trying to brighten the mood*

Jordan: I mean don’t do it but if you want to do it do it.-* Jordan useing humor to deal with her feelings like she always does*

Ella: *laughing the whole time because she doesn’t know how to show her emotions*

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Jordy:your so dramatic.

Ella, in the back of a ER, book laying on bed, book with IV in it, and fake blood oozing out: I don’t see what you see.

Jordy: all I did was place it on the floor!

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Phoebe: oh come on people, if I don’t know who makes the most I don’t know who’s my favorite.

Phoebe: hi Joey.

Joey: *smiles*

Now in real life.

Ella: oh come on if I don’t know who the funniest is how do I know who my favorite is.

Ella: oh Jordy.

Jordy: *giggles*

Bryan and Kaden: *sit there with their feelings hurt*

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Ross: so I’m divorced.

Roos: phoebe told me you were also divorced.

Mike: yeah I don’t really like to talk about it.

Ross and Mike: *sit the in silence*

Now in real life.

New kid: so I’m depressed.

New kid: Ella told me you’re also depressed.

Jordy: yeah I’m not really allowed to talk about because of Bryan.

New kid: oh.

New kid and Jordy: *sit there in silence*

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Chandler and Roos make up.

Ross: now can I have Joey?

Chanlder: fine but just to let you know he eats five times a day and puts pennies up his nose.

Now I’m real life.

Ella and Jessica make up.

Jessica: now can I have Jordy?

Ella: fine but just to let you know she wears books had hats and likes to run around a lot.

Jessica: ok.

Ella: but I don’t think you mean when I say a lot.

Jordy in the back: *running around the room*

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Chandler: I just wanted to let you know it really hurt my feelings.

Ross: *sits there*

Chandler: and if I die you don’t get Joey. *walks off*

Ross: *confused*

Now in real life

Ella: it really pissed me off!

Jessica: oh sorry *looks at Ella weirdly*

Ella: oh and if I die you don’t get Jordy!

Jordy in the back: what the hell!

Ella: *walks off*

Jordy: well looks like I have to find someone else to take care of me.

Jessica: *still confused*

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Bro I feel sorry for my future kids, I’m already overprotective enough of my friends. My kids are going to get it a lot worst knowing that it’s already bad enough.

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If you like:

My chemical romance

Fall out boy

Panic! at the disco

Twenty one pilots

Frank Iero's solo music

Gerard Way's solo music

Green day

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