jollyparaphernalia

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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your characters love it when you draw them floating and/or in a white void. it gives them a break from existing within the context of reality for a while it’s relaxing

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Some Visual References for Kingswap (Since people expressed interest in them)

(What's Kingswap?)

Stagemaster

(Yes I'm reusing the open cloak ref from the Introductory Post, shhhhh, I like it.)

Gee Stagemaster, why does the artist give you double the refs compared to Clovis/Swapped King? (Because of the big and little versions, but also I admit to liking the freaky little Villainfrin)

Big Stagemaster

Clovis/Our Swapped King

Some of these refs will have Clovis cursed with Bald, if only to allow folks to see his armor/clothing. Sorry Clovis.

And just to say, these refs aren't like, set in stone - these fellas are an AU rather than OC's, so if you wanna put a bajillion belts on Clovis for his sword, or give Smaster chunky boots, I certainly won't stop you! Enjoy, have fun, be free

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*spelling words out so my knight doesn’t get too excited* I’ve been thinking of sending him on a Q-U-E-S-T to save a M-A-I-D-E-N from a D-R-A-G-O-N. He’s been a very good boy lately.

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tragedy perverts when the character paves the path to their own destruction

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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Pisses me off how good Shakespeare actually is. Like yeah he's actually that good. People hype him up like he's the best English writer ever, and yeah he's actually an S+ tier writer.

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Look, pal, when I say "fanfiction does not have the cultural reach to be able to change social perceptions of controversial topics"

what I mean is "if Game of Thrones could not manage to normalize incest, a handful of shipcest fics on AO3 with 50 kudos each sure aren't going to manage to normalize it!"

And you know that. In your heart you know it.

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switched sans theory

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GET BIG SANDWICH YOUR CITY NOW

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GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

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great opening to the direct

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the sheer size of roblox is easy to be unaware of if you were born before 2013. even among ඞ the big with children games it's a singular phenomenon though. more popular than minecraft ever was, has more than double the amount of active monthly users as the entirety of steam. just one of the popular game modes in roblox has more active players than fortnite ever did handily. the top 100 games on steam combined have fewer concurrent players than one roblox minigame. behemoth shadow passing by under the boat

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Gayass Isaloop minicomic

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umarell clovis...

it's....beautiful...