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dilated pupils turn me on

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The empire never referred to it as the death star, they always said battle station. The term death star is nothing more than rebel scum propaganda.

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At times like these, I feel like there's just no place for me in this world. I have no goals or ambitions. I have no energy or motivation to do anything. I feel friendless and useless. I no longer have a reliable creative outlet. I just kind of... exist. I exist to drive my girlfriend to school. Nobody else actually needs me for anything, as the world would continue to function just the same whether I existed or not at this point. I'm not talking suicide or death. I'm talking... Poof. Just... Gone.

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HEY, BEFORE YOU SCROLL PAST THIS, READ IT FIRST.

Hi, if you don’t know who I am (which is most likely true and okay) my name is Twit (hi im twit/WhatTwitPlays/Twitification) I’m a Full time YouTuber & Streamer on Twitch!

Nice to meet you.

I’m gonna write this post on behalf of ALL CONTENT CREATORS because it’s really starting to get out of hand. If you enjoy watching *FREE* streams/youtube videos and you happen to notice a “Donation/Support” button on your favorite content creators page and decide you’d like to make a monetary donation to help that content creator keep creating, THEN MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING. Donations, while helpful and of course greatly appreciated come coupled with NOTHING BUT STRESS. Why you ask? It’s because of the people that chargeback donations and/or use an account unauthorized (eg. Kid logs into his Mom’s PayPal, donates $10 = Mom flips out) to donate from. You might think “Well, technically it’s not your money, what’s the big deal? Just give them the money back and go on about your way.”

IF ONLY.

For those of you that don’t know, PayPal charges a $20 processing fee for ALL chargebacks. Regardless of the amount.

So, now you have a person(s) that donates anywhere from $1 to $100 but decides they want their money back. Now not only does it suck to have that money taken back, but NOW we have to pay an additional $20 per transaction. So therefore, we’re not simply giving the money back to you, it’s costing that Content Creator money out of their own pocket to cover for the chargeback.

THIS. IS. NOT. OKAY.

The worst part about these situations, is there is literally NO SUPPORT from Paypal about this issue. On top of that, if someone starts the chargeback process, Paypal doesn’t notify the account holder being charged back of the open case and will AUTOMATICALLY draft the needed cover fees for that transaction.

The bottom line: It’s not cool, please don’t fucking do it.

If you’re interested in putting in your opinion on this and signing a petition to attempt to get Twitch involved here is a link to that: http://8bitb.ro/DonationProtection

Here is also a video I made about the topic, if you’d like to know anything more about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzbj5POw8QU

Sorry for the long ass post, but thanks for reading!

~Twit

*Updated broken links*

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I decided to create a masterpost that would help you with what you are struggling with. Hopefully any of the links below will help you! Reminder; You’re going to be okay. What you are going through will pass, just remember to breathe. 

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Distractions;

Here are some distractions to help keep your mind occupied so you aren’t too focused on your thoughts. 

-Draw something

-This website translates the time into colours.

-Create your own galaxy.

-Play flowing.

-Make a 3D line travel where ever you like. 

-Listen to music.

-Calm.

-Ocean mood, do nothing for two minutes.

Sleep issues; 

- 8 hour sleep music.

-Rainy mood. 

-Meditation.

-Coping with nightmares.

-How to cope with nightmares, 11 steps.

-Calm

-Foods that can affect your sleeping, both positive and negatively. 

 Uncomfortable with silence; 

-Rainy mood.

-10 hours of rain and thunder.

-3 hours of rain and thunder.

-Human heartbeat.

-Rainforest.

-Sound of rain on a tin roof.

-Autumn wind.

-Rain on a tent

-Traffic in the rain.

-Soft traffic. 

-Fan.

-Train.

-Simply noise.

-My noise.

-Rainy cafe.

Anxiety; 

-How to stop worrying. 

-Tips to manage anxiety and stress.

-The 10 best ever anxiety management techniques. 

-Self-help strategies for anxiety. 

-Helping a friend with anxiety. 

-All about worrying.

-8 myths about anxiety. 

Sad, angry and depressed/depression; 

-“I’m always sad”

-Feeling sad.

-Going through trauma.

-“I’m always angry”.

-Anger management. 

-All about anger.

-National helplines and websites.

-Self-help strategies for depression.

-Dealing with depression at work.

-Dealing with depression at school.

Isolation and loneliness; 

-Pets and mental health.

-All about loneliness. 

-“I feel so alone”

-10 more ideas to help with loneliness. 

-How to deal with loneliness.

 Self-harm;

-Alternatives to self-harm and distraction techniques.

-146 things to do besides self-harm.

-More alternatives to self-harm.

-Self-harm alternatives.

-How to take care of self-harm wounds/injuries.

-Getting rid of scars.  

Addiction; 

-How to help a friend with a drug addiction.

-What is addiction?

-All about alcohol and addiction.

-The facts about drug addiction.

 Eating disorders; 

-Helping a friend with an eating disorder.

-Eating disorder treatments. 

-Support services for eating disorders. 

-Self-help tips with eating disorders.

-Eating disorder recovery. 

-Recovering from an eating disorder. 

-100+ reasons to recover. 

-Understanding and managing eating disorders. 

 Dealing with self-hatred;  

-3 ways to ease self-loathing. 

-How to turn self-hatred into self-compassion.

-Self-hatred resources.

-10 step plan to deal with self-hate. 

 Suicidal; 

-International suicide hotlines (1)  (2)

-Preventing suicide. 

-Reasons to stay alive.

-Dealing with suicidal thoughts and feelings.

-Coping with suicidal ideation.  

 Schizophrenia;

-All about schizophrenia.  

-Helping a person with schizophrenia.  

-Understanding and dealing with schizophrenia.  

-Delusions and hallucinations.  

OCD;

-Managing your OCD at home. 

-Overcoming OCD.

-How to cope with OCD. 

-Strategies for dealing with the anxious moments. 

Borderline personality disorder; 

-Helping someone with BPD. 

-All about personality disorders.

-Treatment for BPD.

Abuse; 

-Healthy relationships VS abusive relationships. 

-Emotional abuse

-Overcoming sexual abuse. 

-Hotlines services. 

-5 ways to escape an abusive relationship. 

-Domestic violence support. 

-Signs of an abusive relationship. 

-What do to if you’re in an abusive relationship. 

-Surviving abuse. 

-What you can do if you’re sexual harassed. 

-Sexual assault support.

-What to do if you’ve been sexually assaulted or abused. 

 Bullying;

-How to stand up against bullying.

-How to protect yourself when it comes to cyber bullying.

-How to help stop people bullying you. 

 Loss and grief; 

-How to cope with a suicide of a loved one.

-Grieving for a stranger. 

-Common reactions to death. 

-Working through grief.

(Other loss and grief)

-Moving away from friends and family. 

-Coping with a breakup.

 Getting help; 

-Seeking help early. 

-All about psychological treatments. 

-Types of help.

-All about age and confidentiality.��

Things you need to remember; 

- Don’t stress about being fixed because you’re not broken.

-Remember to remind yourself of your accomplishments. Tell yourself that you’re proud of yourself, even if you’re not. 

- This is temporary. You won’t always feel like this. 

-You are not alone. 

-You are enough. 

-You are important. 

-You are worth it. 

-You are strong. 

-You are not a failure, 

-Good people exist. 

-Reaching out shows strength. 

-Breathe. 

-Don’t listen to the thoughts that are not helping you. 

-Give yourself credit. 

-Don’t be ashamed of your emotions, for the good or bad ones. 

-Treat yourself the same way as you would treat a good friend. 

-Focus on the things you can change. 

-Let go of toxic people. 

-You don’t need to hide, you’re allowed to feel the way you do. 

-Try not to beat yourself up. 

-Something is always happening, you don’t want to miss out on what’s going to happen next. 

-You are not a bother.

-Your existence is more than your appearance. 

-You are smart. 

-You are loved. 

-You are wanted. 

-You are needed. 

-Better days are coming. 

-Just because your past is dark, doesn’t mean your future isn’t bright. 

-You have more potential than you think. 

- Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth.

Please remember to look after yourself and know that you are more than worth it and you deserve to be happy. Keep smiling butterflies x

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The problem, however, is that we refer to all biologically active compounds by a single term, drugs, making it nearly impossible to have an intelligent discussion about the psychological, medical, ethical, and legal issues surrounding their use.

(via drugsruleeverythingaroundme)

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How To Succeed In Society

Step 1: Be good looking. Step 2: Do anything you want to do. Step 3: Success.

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Act the way you’d like to be and soon you’ll be the way you’d like to act

Bob Dylan  (via psych-facts)

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Everyone’s always like, “Be your best self!” And that drives me bananas, because when you’re not, it makes you feel really bad. And so someone asked me the other day, “When are you your best self?” and I said, “When I make space for my worst self.” Like if you ask yourself, “How long will it take to do this particular thing?” and you’re freaking out like, “I don’t know! It’s going to take me so long! I don’t know! Ten years?!” Well … what if you give yourself ten years? “Oh. Okay.” And then somehow, the thing you thought would take ten years only takes a week. Give yourself permission to actually let something take as long as it takes. My standard of perfection often paralyzes me, or makes me terrified, or makes me feel ashamed. Instead, if I can make space for the idea that the goal is not to be perfect, but the goal is to be me, then I get to revel in the mixed bag of what it is to be a human. Some moments are good, some are bad. Some days are good, some days are bad. We live in a culture where people are constantly telling us how to get what we want, and within that message is, You need to be something other than you are. So my antidote to that has been, What if the goal is not to get what I want, but to discover who I am, be who I am, and accept that? Because strangely, that takes courage!

Tracee Ellis Ross (via arabellesicardi)

this is so awesome and so accurate.

(via almondac)

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Inspirational Rap Lyrics Of The Night

“Seven grams in the blunt. Almost drowned in her pussy, so I swam to her butt.” “I tongue kiss her other tongue. Skeet, skeet, skeet. Water gun.” Both from ‘The Motto’ by Drake, featuring Li'l Wayne. Both are life-changing, and mean so much. Live by these words, my friends. These words are the words.

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Someone please buy me one of these for my birthday (in two days). Me love you long time. KKTHX.

Custom Mini Munny available on my big cartel

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Roses are red Violets are blue Go down on me

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*Invades your mouth with my tongue like aliens coming to Earth*

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Read through the rest of the Community Guidelines. Yeah, it's not just the first one that gets broken regularly. In fact, I'm pretty sure every one of the guidelines is broken by every user here. I'm convinced. http://www.tumblr.com/policy/en/community

Decided to read the community guidelines of Tumblr today. And HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW LARGE OF A POPULATION ON TUMBLR IS BREAKING THE FIRST RULE? Tumblr might as well just delete Tumblr from their servers. Make themselves a new site, and/or remove this rule.