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Uh- I did something… I guess we’re gunna have to figure out what we did together…

please do give this a chance though, I’ve been desperately looking for feedback on this work and I really need all the constructive criticism I can get, so give it a read if your bored or interested

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just went to post a new chapter of my fanfic on Ao3… I didn’t write a new chapter.

so that’s how things are going for me <3

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hey y’all, sorry for being so absent, just have a lot on my plate right now and I’m trying to figure a lot of things out currently, so thank you for the patience from those who have dared to follow me 😅

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definitely didn’t do this instead of sleeping last night… 😑 it’s very messy and I was working off of pure will power and a 5-hour energy, but the rough concept for the TMR house, please humor me and my craziness

( first floor: kitchen, living room, dining room, laundry room, and bathroom #1)

(Second floor: A crap ton of bedrooms, bathroom #2, a second kind of living room/ hang out spot (???), and a balcony)

(Third floor/ attic: personal condo for splinter bc he’s is genuinely terrified of what he has created, also he deserves it)

the perfectionist in me wants to map out the whole farm, but I’m not sure anyone would want that, so I’ll just sit here and admire this for awhile

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Unhelpful Part 6

I've been really busy lately and it doesn't seem to be changing anytime soon so-- the next update is gonna be in a week. Probably. :]

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here’s everything I have on TMR! What? You didn’t ask for this? DID I FRICKING STUTTER? TAKE IT. NOW.

Splinter: 36 ( originally human, now dumbo rat, mutated at 19*) 

he’s really not that old this time guys

Pretty damn chill about most things

Like, as long as you finish your chores, read a book everyday, and stay a virgin until your 17, your freaking good

Slight depression because of his past

misses being human sometimes 

Monda: 18 (✨FREE HOME✨, and living here by Mikey’s request and her own will) ( still working on species)

FRICKING HIPPY

HIPPY ALERT 

bell bottoms, tie dye, heart shaped sunglasses, and all natural deodorant

Vegetarian ( she claims it’s to make a point, but it’s really just dietary limits)

Actually doesn’t care that everyone else likes meat, and respects their diet just like they respect hers

Will literally do any chore on the farm, she doesn’t give a crap

Art! Yey

Donnie and her bond over Steven universe

* crosses arms in a pout* If Rottmnt can have Cassandra then I can have Monda

Mikey: 17 (oldest) spotted turtle *

THE older brother. Period. End of statement 

That is actually his whole personality, adorable big brother

Not the smartest at times, but he tries 

Would prolly be a chad if it weren’t for his fam

Backwards baseball hat, oversized T-shirt, cargo shorts or jeans 

Very easy going

Yk, Except for the crippling fear that he’s not doing good enough, and so upset that he can’t force himself to try harder and be more serious 

Erm- ADHD anyone?

Had a phase when he was obsessed with medical dramas, so it led him to a unhinged amount of medical research, and now he’s the family medic  

April: 16 ( Bad parent life, she is currently on the run and they don’t really care)

This is the most respectable and patriotic bitch you will ever meet

Very responsible, helps Mikey with his older sibling duties 

Wants to join the military, but,, insufficient funds 🥲( and I mean she’s completely broke) ( also parent consent isn’t a great topic for her either)

Probably the most emotionally fragile out of the gang, but she hides it really well

Runs herself ragged with chores bc she feels like she needs to earn her right to live in the cabin 

 The ever present camo print baseball hat, white tank-top, jeggings and heavy duty boots  

American history nerd

Raph: 16 (second oldest) Mud turtle

is it ok if I just,, * inserts 2012 raph with random canons*

The very definition of anger issues 

Plays pretty songs for Mona on his (acoustic) guitar

Loves to play Benson Boone songs the most ( really good at singing too, but won’t do it infront of anyone)

Absolutely terrified of the goats

But he likes the cows pretty ok 👌 

Just like, excessively protective of his brothers

Softieeeee

Likes to play hockey with Casey in the winter

Watched and memorized Hamilton for Donnie, accidentally enjoyed it and went down a late night rabbit hole in American history, now he knows like everything and April was very happy to be able to talk to someone about it.

( Donnie was also very appreciative of his Hamilton references )

Jean jacket, adult cartoon graphic Ts, and spandex ( yes he does get relentlessly bullied for his booty shorts, because he has no butt)

Mona: 16 ( wow another orphan, not adopted by splints tho, just here by Raph’s request- and obviously her own will) Blue tongued skink 

Jolly good bitches ( she’s British..)

Think; Victorian that got thrown into the woods and fell in love with one of the unhinged hillbillies 

Pretty sundresses and sun hats :)

Impeccable manners and emotional management skills 

Really good with kids

Just fun and positive to be around 

 the tiniest bit prissy, just like, don’t make her shovel cow shit or something

Literally the only person the goats like for whatever reason

Has problems feeling pretty sometimes ( Raph obviously tells her that’s “stupitd as shit, your the most beautiful being on the earth)

Casey: 15 ( orphan 🥲, technically adopted by splints)

Baby, punk rock baby boy

 looks up to raph and his assholery skills 

Still sorta dorky and growing into his body

Refuses to get a haircut, splints can only convince him every year or so

Hates sharing a room with April, because she puts her ugly army-print stuff everywhere ( never voices this complaint tho)

Allll the jeans with shit hanging off of them and black T-shirts

Summer: Hits chicken eggs golf style with his hockey stick ( Monda hates it) 

Winter: Actually plays hockey on the frozen lake

By time we actually get to the story, he has became a little less intense in his punk rock obsession, maybe it’s just cuz everyone got used to it

Donnie: 14 (slight older twin) black knobbed map turtle 

Looks like a cinnamon bun, could kill you vibe

Secretly loves to garden, and is the main reason the green house stays alive

Still our little inventor tho 💕

Likes to play with the chickens, and always gets kinda sad when they use one for dinner ( him and Monda bond a little over that)

Slight problem with obsessing over musicals, faves being; Be more chill, Hamilton, and Heathers 

Named the goats after the two biggest assholes he could think of ( Ram and Kurt)

Feels very deeply that education is important and forces Leo, April, and Casey, (and sometimes Raph) to do khan academy 

Leo: 14 (slightly younger twin) European pond turtle

Raph is teaching him guitar 

cONsTaNTly climbing trees

Mikey: “Where's Leo?” Raph: “ in that tree” Mikey: “ why am I even surprised”

Definitely little sibling privileges

Uh yummy = Bugs, dirt, rocks, sticks, raw chicken eggs, flowers, …. Brothers look tasty… but biting is a no no  

Ngl, this iteration is probably going to develop VERY slowly, bc I only really feel the want to work on it when I’m bored of my other projects  

But uhh- I started on Raph a little so I’ll prolly do his bio and stuff first, but here are some things i definitely want 

Bring Casey back to HIS glory days ( no I did not like rise Casandra, why do you ask?)

April is a sister figure, she will also be much less annoying than rise April, and much less bich-ass terrible than 2012 April 

… farm… Yus farm, they live on farm. COZY CABIN, YUS 

Monaaaa! ( and Raph x Mona of corse) 

Splinter is no longer old! He had the bois ( and got mutated) at 19 so… * quickmaths* he’s only 36! not even that old.

Crazy farm kids of the woods,, like Leo ( and Donnie) are always running around and climbing trees and shit.

Very found family, literally the whole crew sneaked their way into living in the cabin ( convincing Donnie and Raph to help build and additional room or bebe cabin) 

I LOVE THISSSSS!!! THE FARMMM HOME SWEET HOME, …. Mayhem = some sorta farm dog?? 

I just want to mention, the cabin is actually pretty big, but it feels small cuz there are so many people

In case this wasn’t a given, there are many farm animals, lots of chickens and a small herd of cows, two very mean goats named Ram and Kurt, a farm cat named Thomas ( he is a very distinguished gentleman), and mayhem the Britney spaniel.

9 person/ mutant body count…. 9 people, jeez…. Why do I do this to myself?

uh that’s what I got for now, working on a backstory for how everyone ended up here, but this is what I got for now

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getting antsy, need to finish up character designs for TMR so I can start writing and actually doing the fun stuff 🥲

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Raph 2.0, think I’m finally happy with the markings, took me forever

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Not sure how I like this one, I’ll prolly workshop it more, but here’s Raph for TMR. Raph is a mud turtle! Wasn’t sure how to translate the markings so I might experiment more later

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JEEZ… tumblr REALLY takes down the picture quality… anyways-

My TMNT iteration! For now I’m calling it Teenage mutant Rednecks (TMR), definitely not a permanent name but it works for now. I haven’t worked out all the details, but I have a base story and I’m kinda just going from there. Currently working on character design, here’s Donnie and Leo their both 14 (Donnie is slightly older).

Donnie is a Black-knobbed map turtle, and Leo is a European pond turtle.

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here’s my bby master post for now

my fanfiction!

And I’m starting on my own TMNT iteration so I’ll post art and stuff about that too

everything TMR will be under #Teenage Mutant Rednecks

feel free to make requests, ask questions, and give advise/ constructive criticism

your new and confused friend,

Jolly🌲

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Just sort of a test