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Frankenstein's electricity bill tho

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Merlin: A Comedy

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I’m just dying while thinking about a hotel employee calmly Googling “How to fold a towel in the shape of an elephant,” and then going out to buy eye stickers.

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My mom asked me how I was going to caption this.  Well, I was going to say “sleepy triumvirate,” but before I even drew their faces, she knew which one was Kirk because only Kirk would sprawl across his friends’ laps like that.  And since she hasn’t seen much of the Reboot movies, that means that if there is one universal constant it is that in any universe James Tiberius Kirk will use his friends as pillows.    

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please DO NOT assume that just because my character is doing something that i as the writer

approve of it

am romanticizing it

have a kink with regard to it

think it is okay for anyone to ever do ever

because sometimes my character does things that I absolutely cringe at and which are almost painful to write.

but my writing a villain does not make me a villian

understand that it is fiction and I do not condone the wrong actions that sometimes are written out on my blog for in-character purposes.

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if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are “too old for trick-or-treating” because that will literally break their hearts and that’s not cool.

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SNORLOAF!

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A beautiful sunset this evening in my garden…..

Northumberland, England

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Can anyone else imagine Len buying tampons for Lisa and death-glaring anyone stupid enough to make a comment or laugh at him, because goddammit he is on a mission to buy chocolate, tampons, and midol for his sister and HE WILL NOT BE DETERRED. 

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@joker-quinn Playlist

Everybody Wants To Rule The World -Tears For Fears

I See Fire -Ed Sheeran

Platinum -Deemo (Because you love it so much <3)

Castle -Halsey

Just Like Fire -P!nk

This Is Gospel(piano) -P!ATD

Breath Of Life -Florence And The Machine

Memory -Ib soundtrack(for some reason it made me think of you?)

Oath -Cher Lloyd

Kiss The Rain -Yiruma

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If you ever see a bad picture of yourself just think about sunsets

Have you ever tried to take a picture of a sunset with a crappy camera? It turns out like shit.  I mean that could be the most beautiful sunset you’ve ever seen in your life and the photo looks gross. 

That doesn’t mean the sunset  isn’t breathtaking, it just means the camera can’t contain it’s beauty.

You are a gorgeous motherfucking sunset never forget that

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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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people w words like cool friendly nice friend buddy guy etc in their URL I automatically trust u

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Vampire Beach 2

a quick comic about beach vampires, werewolves, friendship, love, and sports. based on another beach vampire comic i made several years ago

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Dragon Matriarch: I gotta get my boarding pass, heheheeeeee

Me: you see, that's the laugh. That's the Suffering Laugh.