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A Jojos Bizarre Headcanon:

Dio's vampire powers can actually make it so he can turn into a bat, he just never talks about it and never does it in front of anyone because he thinks it's embarrassing

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WHAT-

Pesci and who now

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A Jojos Bizarre Headcanon fact:

Araki wanted "Bimbo Doll" by Tila Tsoli to be Polnareff's main theme song in the Jojos anime, and before you say "But that song didn't come out until 2021 and the Jojos part 3 anime came out in 2014!!" I think you forgot that Araki can time travel

Anyways, unfortunately he couldn't do it because getting the copyright to a song that came out 7 years in the future was too complicated, Araki was very sad because of this and he stated in an interview that "Out of every single song I have heard, that song fits Polnareff the most,"

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A Jojos bizarre headcanon:

John Kramer is secretly a Joestar and he has a stand named "GAME OVER" that can make the traps, before the events of Saw 3 he gave Amanda, Hoffman and his other apprentices the stand arrow so they could obtain stands too

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A Jojos Bizarre headcanon:

The characters from Gorillaz are all real in every single Jojos Universes (Murdoc is in fact very good friends with Joseph Joestar as well)

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A Jojos Bizarre headcanon:

When Anne grew up she began working for the Speedwagon Foundation

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A Jojos Bizarre headcanon

Every time someone fakes the announcement of an anime adaptation of Steel Ball Run, Polnareff cries and whines like a little bitch

(don't worry Polnareff, I also do that)

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Introduction

So this blog is just a dumb little thing I'm gonna post on when I'm bored and feel like info dumping random Jojos crap, of course you don't need to agree with me on my headcanons so don't get all pissy when I post something you don't agree with, I'm an individual with my own opinions as you are, so if you're gonna get all angry and act as if I just said the N word then piss off

About me

My name is Sebastian and I've been a fan of Jojos for many years, ever since I was 12 it has been my favourite anime and manga, my favourite part is Stardust Crusaders and my favourite character is Dio Brando

My top 5 Jojos:

1. Johnny

2. Jotaro

3. Joseph

4. Jolyne.

5. Jonathan

My favourite stand is probably Heavens Door because not only does it have an adorable design and a very cool ability, its user is Rohan, and Rohan is the most unhinged, sassy, fabulous, crazy, piece of shit character ever and I love him, probs in my top 10 favourite characters in general

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For my first post I shall start with a headcanon I think most may agree with (though you obviously do not need to agree with me)

Jotaro Kujo has autism

My reasons for headcanoning this:

I am autistic and I relate to Jotaro

In one of the character bios for him in part 3 it states "Jotaro doesn't think its necessary to deliberately show emotions. He assumes that anyone can tell what he is feeling just by looking at him. Sometimes it causes misunderstandings between people" this is something a lot of autistic people (including me) can relate to, a lot of us tend to come off as rude or in a bad mood when in reality we often have no intentions to be like that/we are in a very good mood

Jotaro doesn't like it when people talk loudly, for example he yelled at the girls who liked him to shut up when they kept talking loudly behind him, he did the same to the girls who liked Josuke in part 4

He is really bad at expressing certain feelings through words, this can often be seen within the relationship he has with his mother Holly, in the first few episodes/chapters of part 3 he often is rude to his mum, calling her a bitch and telling her to shut up (and surprisingly she doesn't even mind this, if it were my mum she'd probably cry or get angry) But after she gets sick from Dio's curse we see Jotaro really does care for her, he knew something was wrong when he was about to leave for school and she wasn't there to give him his goodbye kiss, in fact the entire goal of Jotaro, Joseph and the others in part 3 revolves around saving Holly from Dio's curse

Speaking of that scene where Jotaro knows something is wrong when Holly is not there to kiss him goodbye, this can be seen as him getting suspicious because his routine is not the same as it is every school morning, routine is often very important to autistic people