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You know what breaks my heart? Kids who were always told that they were too smart and used to be overachievers but now they have depression and anxiety and other mental illnesses and can’t recover because the bar was always too high for them and they just sit and suffer silently watching everyone else get on with life while trying to be what they used to and trying not to commit suicide but they can’t talk about it because “You’re smart you’re gonna figure it out yourself ” . Nothing is more disappointing than knowing that no one will help you as you sink deeper and deeper into darkness and believing that all your high hopes and dreams will remain dreams forever. I feel you kids. You are not alone .

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Blackbear, If I Could I Would Feel Nothing

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MBTI as Iconic Vines

ENTJ: - “we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. whatchu gonna do?”

INTJ: - “oh my god they were roommates”

ENTP: - “Jared can you read number 23 for the class?” “No I cannot…what up I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read”

INTP: - “is there anything better than pussy? yes, a really good book!”

ENFP: - “Siri what’s my name??” “you’re Tom, but you asked me to call you vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina”

INFP: - “hurricane katrina? more like hurricane tortilla”

ENFJ: - “PARENTS EXCUSE MY POTTY MOUTH: SHUT THE F U C K UP”

INFJ: - “apple bottom jeans (jeans), boots with the fur—“ “wITH the FUR?? I AM A V—“

ESTJ: - “I LIKE PICKLES AND I CAN SHOOT 3s LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO”

ISTJ: - “two bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cus they’re not gay!”

ESFJ: - “you can’t sit with us” “actually, megan, I cant sit anywhere. I have ~ hemorrhoids~”

ISFJ: - “it’s an avocado! ….thankssss…”

ESFP: - “you are my dad! you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie!”

ISFP: - “oh hi, thanks for checking in, I’m ~still a piece of garbage~”

ESTP: - “this is how I enter my house: whatSUP FUCKERS” “why do you have my phone??” “FUCK YOU THATS WHY”

ISTP: - “road work ahead? uh, yeah, I sure hope it does”

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liability || lorde

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Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.

The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”

In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.

Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.

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I crave touch so much, yet I flinch everytime someone gets close to me

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xx

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dont ignore red flags even if you really love someone and want to believe in them

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I’m not used to being loved. I wouldn’t know what to do.

F. Scott Fitzgerald (via help-n-quotes)

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