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~ The Sky (Nut) and the Earth (Geb) ✨🏞️

In Egyptian mythology, Nut is often depicted as a blue woman covered of stars, with an arched back, who tends towards the Earth (Geb), whose hieroglyphic name is represented precisely by the symbol of the goose. Nut, the goddess, is held back by the Wind (Shu) so that she cannot touch Geb.

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oh shit! I am sad for no reason!!!!!!

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when girls purposely rub their ass on you when you’re cuddling just to get you hard

you girls are the real winners

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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Her Secret Admirers, 1988. Erté (Romain de Tirtoff) (Russian/French, 1892-1990). Cold painted and patinated bronze

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i learned that the table in pizza boxes is to prevent the top of a food container from touching the food inside

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*after Set kills Osiris*

Isis: truth or dare

Set: truth

Isis: where's Osiris

Set: dare

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Don’t forget that the Netjeru love you!

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Some gods as Vines :

Hermes : Hi I’m Jared, I’m nineteen and I never learned how to fucking read

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Horus : How much money do you have?

Thoth : 69 cents

Horus : You know what that means

Thoth, sobing : I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets

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Hera : I saw you hanging out with [insert any god, goddess, or living being in general here] yesterday!

Zeus : It’s not what you think!

Hera : I won’t hesitate, bitch!

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Anubis and Hades, playing guitar : Hey, how you doing well I’m doing just fine I lied I’m dying inside

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Horus : Don’t fuck with me, I have the power of gods and animes by my side!

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Hermes : I’m the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!

Apollo : Poseidon quivers before him!

Hermes : FUCK OFF

Poseidon : Omg rude

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Set, probably : Hey everybody today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down

Set : The benefit of killing him would be I would be pushed way less

(Part 2 here)

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Anpu and Bata (Tale of Two Brothers)

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World Mythologies + Love Goddesses

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Four love goddesses from different cultures. 

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Greek Mythology: Unfortunately, Zeus was horny.

Norse Mythology: Unfortunately, Loki was bored.

Egyptian Mythology: Unfortunately, Set was envious.

Japanese Mythology: Unfortunately, Susanoo was rude.

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this is the worst history joke i’ve ever made. thanks everyone and goodnight

more ancient egypt stuff

more ancient history comics

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The Sphinx: who would ever love you?

Oedipus:

Yes, I hate myself for making this

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Persephone: Here's something for you: get offa my back saying I'm too comfortable with my man! You don't get up with your man, you don't get dressed in front of him, blablabla.

Persephone: Bitch, guess what: he doesn't give a fuck what I look like! He doesn't care! At the end of the day I'm cute as fuck to him! He still wants to *claps her butt* out of that! He still wants to *claps her crotch* out of that!

Persephone: While you're begging for men to text your phone, I got a man blowin' up mine, saying "Oh, I can't wait to eat you and that Mac & Cheese, babe!"!

Persephone: Don't hate on healthy relationships, just because you don't have one. Ü

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Aphrodite: If being sexy was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence!

Hera: A life sentence? For something you didn't commit?