nmoetoe

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He can't handle defeat

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modern au Jinx looses her finger as a tween when she uses one of those machine saws to cut metal in school (unauthorized independent study) and then tells everyone who asks what happened that she survived a shark attack

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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if you start reading books again. you will feel at least a little better. I promise

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the thing is in hindsight i do think the hipster vs fandom blog dichotomy was a completely real and true phenomenon because to this day i will come across a social media post, youtube video, trend forecast article, etc that namedrops "2013 tumblr" and with the absolute bare minimum of context clues you can IMMEDIATELY tell whether they had a soft grunge blog or whether they were yelling about their ovaries exploding in the reblogs of a benedict cumberbatch gifset and it is ALWAYS one of those two extremes

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i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder

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caitjinx socmed au

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Jinx: Bonjour, Caitlyn. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Caitlyn: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Jinx: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

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caitjinx coded

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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle” ↳ "We've lost so many. The anger. The sorrow. It's tiring. Gods, I know it's tiring. But you will never rest knowing that she's out there. Or maybe I underestimated you. Maybe you have the strength that I do not. To forgive. And trust in tomorrow. The decision is yours, commander."

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If we leave out Artificer, I believe a DnD party consisting of Vi, Caitlyn, Jinx, and Ekko would consist of

Vi as an Open Hand Monk

Caitlyn as a Hunter Ranger

Jinx as a Wild Magic Sorcerer

Ekko as a Circle of the Shepherd Druid

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I appreciate the idea that modern jinx is effortlessly cool but I present the idea of lovesick loser (affectionate) jinx who took a million years to finish college even though she secretly tried really hard and she wears a skirt over sweatpants when it’s cold and has a stupid crush on Ekko and has never kissed anyone before. WHAT ABOUT HER!

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Merry Christmas y'all!!