johnnystruant

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Shared these house thoughts with some friends a little while back but figured they might be interesting to others so here you go;

Lude's nickname is both very fitting and layered like an onion. It's sometimes used in English as a shorthand for quaalude pills, and it's also pretty similar to the Latin 'ludus' which can mean 'game' or also 'school' which is especially funny considering Johnny Truant...'truant' meaning absent from school without explanation...the sadboi and the partyboi; they are two sides of the same fuckboi

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johnny and lude were lowkey fucking

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Johnny Truant is the character ever actually and yall are missing out. He has mommy issues and TWO kinds of daddy issues. He lied his way into working at a fish canning factory at age 13. He goes on long-winded stream of consciousness rants about vaguely disturbing but largely irrelevant topics. He does too many drugs. He has tons of casual sex with women but all of them think he’s sweet. He saw a stray puppy on the side of the road and immediately fell in love with it. He only has one friend. He thinks he’s being haunted by a demon but he probably just has PTSD. A pretty girl said 6 words to him and he immediately considered ‘petitioning all major religions in order to have her deified.’ His only hobby is organizing and annotating an academic manuscript written by a dead old man about a movie that doesn’t exist.

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These people have to be stopped

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POLITICAL CANDIDATE YARD SIGNS, BUT ITS TWO CHARACTERS YOU SHIP!!!!

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johnnyyyyy

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AND JUST IN CASE I DON'T SEE YOU ; GOOD MORNING, GOOD EVENING, AND GOODNIGHT

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Johnny Truant - House of Leaves

Propaganda:

bro went through so much trauma he deserves to be babygirl. also like, no neurotypical person says "equally loud banter of a hundred plates, glasses, knives and forks clattering here and there, and yes everywhere" bro is AUTISTIC

(art by @azureshark, submitter said no canon images)

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New Poe?!?!?!?!?!?!

"I went missing in 2001. I barely noticed. But you knew. You could feel it. My symptoms were abstract. Most notable one of them was my inability to utilize the word [ I ]"

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"It may be the wrong decision, but fuck it, it's mine." ― Johnny Truant, House of Leaves

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I know I need to engage with the guy. I need more art of my favorite little whore. Johnny Truant I need you.

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Y'know what? I'd fuck Johnny Truant. I really would. I'm under no illusion that this would fix him. In fact, I can say with reasonable assurance it would make him even worse. I think being fucked by a man would open new and deeper chambers of neurosis and depravity in that sad sack of a man. And that's why I'd do it. Maybe we can have a threesome with the Minotaur.

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Guys who are writers, scale of mental stability

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This Post is so damn funny to me

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you guys are gifted kids but didn't know mexico had cities?

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the worst thing about house of leaves is how Stupid I look reading it in public lmao. yes I know I’m holding the book upside down and turning it in circles

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me when my life is meaningless and only filled by the black doorway thats appeared in my living room