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it's so fucked up you cant start working on your life at 3 am. when it most matters

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me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

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Top reasons for there to be a kneeling knight emoji

- Defending women online

- Offering women support when they are in distress

- Commenting on a woman's selfie

- Offering to kill people bothering your online friend

- Sexual reasons

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ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

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honestly its gay as fuck to even be a man

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happy reanimator day to those who celebrate

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“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

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There’s gonna be a Simpsons episode where Homer and Marge meet at college in the 2010s

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the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

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Akira bike sliding on a horse

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it's 8pm, I'm sitting on a bench listening to music and looking at the sky and I'm not in a rush. life should always be like this

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lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

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just got the sopranos secret ending