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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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Lorde Melodrama

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Lorde Melodrama Manchester 26 September 2017

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This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

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Friend who lives in the city: Yeah I caught a jynx and a rapidash and and arcanine

Me who lives in a neighborhood in the woods: well I have 43 rattatatas and 80 pidgeys

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..and that’s how babies are made in the 21st century. (via) hairstylesbeauty.tumblr.com

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i feel like this insult went under-appreciated

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MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

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Outdoors

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No better way to spend rainy days