Hello there! I'm Stripe (or JJ), 21, they/them, about me. Welcome to my blog!
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‘there’s no platonic explanation for this’
buddy you wouldn’t believe what kind of platonic explanations im capable of
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2018 tumblr post:
1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it
2: there used to be
3: why does this sound so ominous
2025 tumblr post:
1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land
2: yes my lady
3: yes my lady
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Poseidon: Welcome to the ‘Fuck Odysseus of Ithaca’ club.
Penelope: I have greatly misinterpreted the name of this club
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“Why don’t they use cloaking broaches?” Well here’s why. They are literally overgrown turtles - remove the ‘mutant’ and you get…this.
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This was supposed to be a comic for my chat fic, Too Many Turtles, but i uh have not managed to complete it yet. I wanted to take a break from uni work, but instead I’m still constantly busy because of course I am 😭
I also have new stickers on my redbubble shop! Tumblr hates the link but if you check out my other socials, or search DrunkOnDoodles. Curse tumblr fr
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I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.
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ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you
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I love you. I'm gonna take you away from this place.
ok❤️yay ❤️
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House stealing Wilson's clothes (red sweater, grey hoodie, camouflage hat and tie, what's next his soul?)
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Oh yeah, I know them, we grew up together on tumblr.com
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LOOK WHAT YOU'VE TURNED ME INTO. LOOK WHAT WE'VE BECOME.
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If ur in the epic discord you've seen this dumb thing already but here it is again
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