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Muppet Joker? It's ne3rly 2025 and you find this funny. Gwor uppppp

You not the boss a me. Piss mouth!

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Guys I’m being so fr I think I’m gonna fail my college English class like I- Jdjdjd I don’t know I’m so anxious I may cry and I have t cried over grades for a while I’m literally freaking out it’s the only class I’m struggling in and it’s normally my best subject wtf is happening to me ???

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”that’s probably the afterlife buddy, heaven for me, and hell for you.”

“But we come as a pair >:0”

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Hmm… I think you stinks 🤔

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yall my anxiety is so bad i neeeeeeed to see a doctor i am like- ughGHUGIRIGUHRII :( i ned to calm down but its so hard

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im real board tbh i put my fan fic on hiatus cause school is so busy ALREADY and i feel gulty but idk where its going anyway so- hhhh i doubt anyones interested in finishing it anyway :(

RAGH RAGH RAGH RAGH oh btw my birthday passed so thats cute-

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responded to a cilantro hate post and now im interested in how it tastes in non-Hispanic foods / by itself....should i eat raw cilantro ?..

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the last post on www.ihatecilantro.com was in 2012, and i think thats absolutely wild, glad to know everyone came to their senses and stopped hating cilantro.

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ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING A 90 MINUTE FILM ISNT ENOUGH NOOO NO NO NO NO I WAS SO READY FOR ANOTHER SEASON OUR GRAND FINALE THIS MOVIE IS BARLEY THE SAME LENGTH AS A SINGULAR EPISODE :(((( i was hoping for a three hour theatrical release at the very least… heart broken…

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When you turn 18, you go to the Chapel to summon a Familiar, then your future is decided based on its shape. All you can do is name the creature and then the summoning does the rest. After you name it, the priestesses all stare at you with horror in their eyes, then scream when it appears.

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NO CAUSE I DO THIS ALL THE TIME WITH MY OC LEWIS FUCKING TARTEL CAUSE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BUT THEN ITS LIKE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BRO WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THAT-

do u ever just

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might start doing this tbh this eats

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

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i tried doing this and it didnt work :( imma cry...idk how to get java on this ding dang laptop

I PUT THEM INTO A COMPUTER

A few months ago I started making these shimeji because I didnt find any already existing ones on the internet. Then I forgot about them for a while. BUT after listening to TMP I decided that it would be funny to finally finish them so BEHOLD. THEY ARE IN A PUTER NOW >:D

If you wanna try them you can download here on google drive

(If you don’t know how to use them, there is a small tutorial in comments)

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I love this post cause I’m just- - I love this so much

It’s always “evil Superman!!!!” this, or “villain justice league!!!” that.

I want an AU of villain! Bruce who’s absolutely dog-shit at being evil.

Firstly: The worst thing he can think of doing is not donating to animal shelters or charities . immediately feels so guilty he throws up.

Secondly: The second a child cries because of him, he’d freeze up. Stand like a statue, unmoving and petrified. No more evil, but just today.

He ends up helping the city by accident more often than not, and to his immortal disappointment, Gotham loves both the Bat and Bruce Wayne.

“alfred come look at my evil plan”

“Yes, sir, “ Alfred is very indulgent. He does his best to pretend it’s actually good. “ ‘Don’t say please to the barista’. Getting bold, are we?”

EVERYTIME He and Clark meet and Bruce monologues about pulverizing him to dust, Clark (and the League) looks at him like this:

“I can make him worse,” GOOD FOR YOU!!! Clark can make him into his malewife and adopt his 7 evil sidekicks who actually know how to villain. Especially the little one.

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Ohhh to be a bird … ignorant of life’s anxieties…and enjoying the taste of bugs and worms

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me to Jonathan Sims.... god...i never should have listened to that damn podcast...