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this is not a drag on fanfiction but if you find yourself consistently saying “wow fic is better than most published stuff!! and it’s free!!” it might be a sign that your brain is ready for and craving more complicated literature than the books you are used to gravitating towards

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New Rule: If you want to mention the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising you have to say "The Warsaw Ghetto Uprising (in which around 17-30 Germans were killed, all of them soldiers who had entered the Ghetto with orders to liquidate the civilian population)" at least once per mention. The Warsaw Ghetto Uprising is pretty much incomparable to any of the things it frequently gets compared to, which would be patently obvious if the people doing the comparing felt any obligation to know anything about it.

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i refuse to allow robert plant to have no propaganda.

Rio Reiser VS Robert Plant

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I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

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Peter Green did not have a mental breakdown and leave the one of the biggest bands in the world to be taken out like this. Also is there a cuntier song than Oh Well? Here's the verses since asks don't let me send a video link and I refuse to use spotify:

I can't help about the shape I'm in I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin But don't ask me what I think of you I might not give the answer that you want me to Oh well

Now when I talked to God I knew he'd understand He said, "Sit by me, and I'll be your guiding hand" But don't ask me what I think of you I might not give the answer that you want me to Oh well

Shrugging off critics, societal expectations and god's judgement is pretty cunty to me.

Peter Green VS Johnny Thunders

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they raided Home Depot while hiding in a rental truck

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16 bunnies

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(Dex is owned by @ghoulcandy!)

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Y’all! The Em Dash has finally delivered a public statement regarding the AI allegations.

And it’s glorious!

Read the full article on the McSweeney’s website here!

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I wish there were a way to differentiate "tired because I'm understimulated and will get energized and have fun if I go out" and "tired because I'm really just tired and I'll be boring and grumpy if I go out"

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'The Fairy Market' by Charles van Sandwyk.

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this post is so funny to me because this is absolutely a thing and was very popular at one point. people already did it 40 years ago and its called new romantic

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You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

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god i love 10+ minute long songs. yes girl take me on a journey

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