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[jiminsfirstlife]

floch boyfriend headcanons

♡ you're probably his first boyfriend/girlfriend.

♡ he's possessive and gets jealous easily. if you have to go on an expedition, he'll volunteer to go with you. he hates the idea of you being around other men without him being there.

↪ he gets especially jealous when it comes to jean. if you talk with jean for too long, floch will give you the cold shoulder for the rest of the day. even if it's for work reasons, he doesn't care. "Why can't he ask someone else for help? The next time he asks, ignore him."

♡ he hates pda. if you try to hold his hand in public, he'll swat your hand away. especially if he's talking to the jaegerists. he wants everyone to think that restoring eldia is his only concern.

♡ going off the previous point, he keeps your relationship a secret. whenever he pulls you aside to scold you for talking to other men, people just assume he's reprimanding you for other reasons.

♡ he keeps you in the dark about official jaegerist business. you're a jaegerist too, of course, but floch never discusses what happens during his secret meetings with eren and yelena. whenever you ask about it, he gets irritated and tells you to "mind your business."

♡ restoring eldia is his #1 priority. if you guys are being intimate and he gets summoned by eren, he'll immediately get dressed and leave. he sometimes mutters a quick "sorry," but most of the time he leaves without saying a word, because "you understand, right?"

♡ he suffers from constant nightmares. most nights, he wakes up in a cold sweat and has to go outside for some fresh air. he doesn't like being touched after having a nightmare, so you've learned not to try comforting him. he prefers being alone until he's calmed down enough to go back to sleep.

♡ after restoring eldia, he finally makes your relationship public. he does this by appointing you as queen. "I need you by my side. Now that our enemies are gone, we can relax and live a comfortable lifestyle. Every king needs his queen, so will you be mine?"

↪ he forces the jaegerists to kiss your hand every time they greet you. "This is your queen. Treat her with respect." he gets jealous every time it happens, but if anyone walks by you without showing their respect, he gets enraged and lashes out at them. it's a lose-lose scenario.

♡ he has a fear of monkeys. it's the reason why he shuts you down every time you ask to go to the zoo. he probably says something snarky like "Why would we go to the zoo when you see animals every day?" and then points at the marleyan captives.

♡ he flinches every time there's a sudden loud noise. whenever you notice him doing it, he gets embarrassed. he hides his embarrassment by glaring at you and muttering "What are you looking at?" before walking away.

♡ one time he called you "eren" while you were having sex.

↪ it's happened multiple times, actually. but you pretend not to hear it

♡ if you try cuddling him, he pushes you away. he sleeps with his back facing you.

[jiminsfirstlife]

floch boyfriend headcanons (gender neutral)

i actually can't think of any bc it's impossible to imagine floch being in a relationship.

[jiminsfirstlife]

DATES WITH BTS

these days i’ve been daydreaming on what kind of date our boys would bring us on 🥹 i jinja miss them. pls enjoy dear~

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JUNGKOOK

he’d call you late at night. you’d facetime for a bit, this is what your dates have been lately due to the military. things get a bit freaky a while into the facetime call, and jungkook loses it. “i cant kiss you through the phone.” he says. you laugh, thinking he’s making a soulja boy joke bc you’re listening to it. but he’s serious, and he’s getting all worked up… he bites his lip and leans closer to the camera… “i wanna see it.. in motion… in 3D.” upon hearing this you get up to strip for him but he hangs up. you receive a text from him; an address. you go to the address and it’s the military grounds, where he sneaks you in so you can do it in 3D. but then you get shot and you die :(

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SUGA

it’s a friday night. due to suga’s busy schedule, you don’t see eachother much so you want to go a bit crazy and go to the club together. he’s wearing sunglasses and a cap to disguise, so everyone in the club thinks he’s weird. he drinks a lot due to stress and judgement. “yoongi.. slow down…” but he doesnt. he’s been drinking a lot more lately but you brushed it aside as you haven’t seen it; until now. glass after glass, shot after shot… he’s almost blackout by this point. he buys a bottled beer to go home with, so you wrap your arm around him to help him out. while waiting for your uber, you turn to see he isn’t there… that’s when you hear a load bang. you immediately run down the street towards the commotion. there he is, on the ground, a wound on his head. he drunkenly laughs and sits up, but the situation isn’t laughable. beside him is a scooter and a pram. a pram that fell over.

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JIMIN

jimin’s ideal date with you would be a karaoke bar. he loves to tease you as you try your best to sing, and of course, he loves to sing too. but he’s banned from all the karaoke bars in seoul. you’re walking along together, moreso you’re being guided along by him after he told you he ‘knows a place.’ you reach a strange part of the city, where you’ve never been. there are a lot of buff shirtless men around. “this way babe.” he tugs on your hand towards a staircase leading underground, so you follow, confused. at first glance, the place is amazing and lively, a cool underground club, you figure it’s probably so hidden because it’s for celebrities only. but upon walking further into the club…. “jimin! what the fuck?! this is a gay bar!”

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V

tae has always been reluctant about taking you out due to his dislike of PDA, and of course, the attention to his public image. you understand, dispatch can ruin careers after all. he calls you to come over, so you do. you reach the apartment and notice how foggy the windows are, is he cooking? you smile to yourself happily, smitten at the fact that beyond his stoic image, tae would cook for you. you walk in and immediately begin coughing. you stumble into the room, tripping over something on the floor. it’s hard to see through the smoke, steam, vapor..? what is this? but after crouching down and picking up what you tripped over, you can see it’s a vape. not just one, the whole floor is covered… emerging from the clouds, tae holds one out to you. “choof sesh?”

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JIN

jin is usually a stay at home watch movies and snuggle type, so when you got the text asking you to come out with him, you were more than excited. you dress yourself up to look your best, and meet him outside. he compliments you which makes you blush, but then there’s an awkward silence. he waits, until you compliment him too. then you go, and arrive at a carnival. walking along together, getting cotton candy (he won’t eat it but at least he paid), playing games, going on rides… it’s so much fun. until you go into the hall of mirrors. at first it’s funny, seeing so many of your reflection, but of course it’d get boring after a while. “jin, let’s go!” but he doesn’t answer. he’s entranced by his reflection, and refuses to leave. good luck getting him out…

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RM

namjoon likes to make dates personal and meaningful. he wants to connect, not just through your bodies, but your mind and heart. when he told you he wants to show you where he grew up your heart was touched and you couldn’t wait. the car trip is fun, and eventually you pull up to a run down part of the city. checking your location on your phone, you knew this wasn’t where he grew up. “babe-“ before you can speak, he cuts you off, sighing and shaking his head and he drives slowly and looks melancholically out the window. “this is my hood.” you look at him in confusion, he seems totally lost in thought. he’s still driving, but you go to open the door to hint you wanna go and see it for yourself. before your hand reaches the handle he quickly grabs it. “don’t. it’s not safe out there…”

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JHOPE

jhope had recently recovered from his emo phase so you could finally enjoy time with him, and you couldn’t wait. he invited you over. upon entering, he greeted you with excitement, wearing a cute apron and ushering you towards the kitchen to show the meal he prepared. you’re beyond surprised and excited, your heart warmed from this gesture. you sit at the kitchen counter as he continues cooking, the room filled with laughter and joy. he falls into conversation with you, his back facing the stove as you joyfully exchange conversation. until suddenly, a fire breaks out. he turns to face it, his expression unreadable as you scram to get the fire extinguisher. you run over but he silently holds a hand out, gesturing for you to stop. “what if.. what if…. what if i have no dream? no hope?” he mumbles, his expression still as he stares into the fire. “hoseok we need to put it ou-” he shushes you, still staring into the fire. “let it burn. let it all burn.”

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POV: YOU GOT SVT MEMBERS' NAMES TATTOOED

their reactions ~

requested~ request more in box ok dears i jinja need requests dear ok thanks Ok

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SEUNGCHEOL

is shocked at first but then goes and gets your name tattooed as well because he feels bad

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JEONGHAN

smiles at you awkwardly, pitying you and trying not to laugh

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JOSHUA

rubs his thumb over it and tears up, speaking softly "thank you...."

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JUN

stares at you then says ".... i thought you were joking"

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HOSHI

smiles widely but he's really scared

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WONWOO

looks at you ".. why did you do that?"

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WOOZI

already has your name tattooed too

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DOKYEOM

laughs uncontrollably but then the laughter turns into tears and he cries "y/n.. i cant believe it. i love you"

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MINGYU

tries not to laugh but then smiles "you should've gotten it bigger"

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MINGHAO

gulps awkwardly "oh... um did it hurt..?"

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SEUNGKWAN

cringes and walks away but then comes back "it's.. so cute! thank you"

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VERNON

his eye twitches and looks at you "that's.. really weird" pulls out his wallet and rubs his head "how much is tattoo removal?"

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DINO

"it's.... beautiful.." takes out his phone and sends a photo of it to the gc to laugh

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ENHYPEN AS 'THE TYPE OF GUY TO' MEME

pls give me requests btw

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SUNGHOON

sunghoon's the type of guy who...

offers to carry your books for you

likes his own posts from multiple accounts

says 'is anyone here?' in a haunted house

opens a bag of chips with scissors

licks his finger to turn the page

eats pizza with a knife and fork

buys defected items just so they get bought

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HEESEUNG

heeseung's the type of guy who...

sends a goodmorning and goodnight text everyday

asks a girl if she's today's date

writes reviews for apps on the app store

hangs out with his friends and say 'i really needed this..'

answers facetime calls super close up

blows on icecream

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SUNOO

sunoo's the type of guy who...

makes a wish at 11:11

stops at red lights in GTA

says 'oopsie daisy' when dropping something

says 'ouchies' when he stubs his toe

makes decisions by saying 'eenie meenie miny mo'

opens the blinds and says 'what a beautiful day!'

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JAY

jay's the type of guy who...

says 'well well well' when he encounters his enemies

says 'that's what she said'

slaps his leg while laughing hard

closes the fridge with his hips

says 'no more mr nice guy..' when he's angry

looks into an imaginary camera when something dumb/funny happens

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JAKE

jake's the type of guy who...

says easy peasy lemon squeezy after doing something easy

says 'here comes the tickle monster!' to his homies

rubs his hands and says 'let's dig in!' before eating

covers his friends eyes from behind and says 'guess who'

eats out of the fridge standing in front of it

loudly exhales after sipping a refreshing drink

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JUNGWON

jungwon's the type of guy who...

says 'pretty on please with a cherry on top' when he wants something

sleeps like '*snore* mimimimi *snore* mimimi'

says 'use the magic word' when u ask him for something

says 'is somebody cutting onions?' when tearing up

says 'he's right behind me isn't he...' when someone's behind him

enjoys minion memes

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NIKI

niki's the type of guy who...

pretends to smoke a lollipop

says 'geronimo!' before canonballing into a pool

says 'we've got company..' when someone unwanted arrives

blows on a hot drink and sticks his pinky out to drink it

laughs in a fight and says 'i thought he was gonna hit m-' then gets hit

barks back at dogs

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[jiminsfirstlife]

random svt headcanons

mix of boyfriend hc's and random hc's. there's no theme (requests are open btw pls send me stuff T.T)

Seungcheol

gives u money to go shopping

loves when u trace ur fingers over his back tattoo

doesn't like letting u drive (wants u to be a passenger princess)

loves watching u play with kkuma. especially when u don't know he's watching

has crazy bed hair

has mild road rage

Jeonghan

smokes/vapes with you

loves couple rings but he won't wear them in public

randomly buys u gifts if he sees something that reminds him of u

will let u choose what u both get for dinner

teaches u his skincare routine

if he shows you a movie and you guess the plot twist/ending, he'll lie and tell u that ur wrong

uses your shampoo

Joshua

LOVES couples jewellery

will take photos for your instagram (and vice versa)

always comforts u <3

stares at himself in the mirror for 10 minutes every morning

teaches you how to play guitar (will sing while you play)

makes bracelets for u

Jun

loves quality time

will sniff his armpits when nobody is looking (lowkey loves the smell)

always talking (either to you or himself)

loves visiting his friends that have pets (is debating getting a dog of his own)

loves cooking for u

loves making jokes.. but he'll laugh mid-sentence and end up taking 5 minutes say the entire joke (he ends up laughing more than u do)

Hoshi

blushes every time u give him a compliment

very affectionate

messy eater. he'll walk around with food on his face without realising

his wardrobe is bigger than urs

never washes his jeans

steals ur eyeliner

Wonwoo

will give u money whenever u ask (and even when u don't)

loves teaching u how to play his favourite games and is very patient while you learn the controls

makes u a couple playlist and listens to it 24/7

will wear the same hoodie for a week

laughs at everything u say

loves showing u his baby photos & loves seeing ur baby photos

Woozi

lets u listen to his demos and listens to ur feedback

will binge watch a 4 season anime within a week

doesn't like pda but he'll still hold ur hand in public

prefers to stay at home with u rather than going out on a date

practices aegyo in the mirror even though he hates it

will use you as inspiration for his lyrics

Minghao

steals your accessories

if you have a pet, he'll let your pet snuggle up to him on the bed

asks u to teach him how to use makeup (he loves when u apply it for him)

is very good with kids. he loves spending time with your nieces and nephews

loves showing you his favourite songs

loves matching outfits

Dokyeom

bed hog...

always smells good (will share his cologne/perfume so u smell good too)

loves pda (especially hand holding)

buys clothes for u

loud eater

he's a good driver but he'll drive extra cautiously if you fall asleep in the passenger seat

sometimes (rarely) sleep talks

Mingyu

picks u up to show u how strong he is. "i could use you as weights"

does aegyo whenever he wants something from you

flexes at himself whenever he walks past a mirror

makes u take "candid" photos of him. he'll act like he doesn't notice you photographing him.. but after a few seconds he'll break out in laughter and beg you to start over

loves sharing food with you

will fall asleep if ur watching a movie late at night. the next morning he'll apologise promise to continue watching it later (he falls asleep again)

Vernon

loves sharing his playlists with you

gets embarrassed when you walk in on him taking selfies

loves when u pick out his outfits

sometimes drifts into his own world when he's reading a book or listening to music, but as soon as he notices your presence he'll put away what he's doing to talk with you

lover banter

takes the best/worst photos of you

Seungkwan

loves cuddling with you when he needs to recharge his social battery

affectionately gives you dirty looks (he thinks it's funny when u do the same to him)

constantly makes jokes in hopes that it'll make u laugh

sings in the shower

very comforting (but also loves and appreciates when u comfort him too)

randomly does aegyo and then cringes at himself

Dino

has gone through multiple emo phases

always laughing at whatever you say

he whines when you disagree with him

keeps a deck of uno in his bag at all times just in case someone wants to play with him

takes selfies on ur phone whenever you leave your phone unattended

always asks how your day was (and gives you a recap of his)

will make fun of you, laugh at himself, and then apologise

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MYSTIC MESSENGER CHARACTERS REACT TO YOU SAYING 'IM PREGNANT'

POV you tell the characters you're pregnant as a prank...

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YOOSUNG

Y/N: I'm pregnant...

Yoosung: WHAAAA?!?!??!!

Yoosung: Y/N we're too young to have a baby!!!! Yoosung: Ah, I mean, your body your choice! T_T I didn't mean it like that!!!!! Yoosung: We'll figure this outtogethre

Yoosung: Sorry playinf LOLOL hold on

Yoosung: SEVEN Y/N'S PREGNANT IM FREAKIGN OIUT

Yoosung: AHHHHH WRONGPERSON Y/N IMSORRY

Y/N: It's a prank ㅋㅋㅋ

Yoosung: Y/NNNN YOU SCARED ME T_T

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JUMIN

Y/N: I'm pregnant....

Jumin: Thank you for contacting Jumin Han. This is an automated response. He will get back to you shortly.

*17 hours later* Jumin: Y/N, I got the message.

Jumin: I've arranged for you to move in immediately, whether we share a room or not is up to you.

Jumin: My driver is on the way to you now, don't stress about packing your belongings. I can organize to have them delivered.

Jumin: We can discuss this further once you're here safe. In the meantime, I'll arrange a meeting with my father to discuss marriage arrangements.

Y/N: It was a prank....

Jumin: *read*

Jumin: *4 hours later* That wasn't funny, Y/N. Please stop hanging around Yoosung and 707.

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707

Y/N: I'm pregnant...

707: lolololol

707: really? what should we name it~

707: lolol how about a mix of our names? like renesmee in twilight

707: u think u can blend honey buddha chips to make baby food?~

Y/N: It was a prank...

707: i know. LOLOLOL

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ZEN

Y/N: I'm pregnant...

*12 missed calls*

Zen: Y/N????

Zen: Y/N, are you serious? haha;;

Zen: I'll be in a scandal... aish...

Zen: Our child might break the internet with its good looks. lol

Zen: You keeping it?

Y/N: It was a prank....

Zen: Heol;; Y/N, I was about to text my publicist;;

Zen: I guess it's a good thing. Our child would be too beautiful for the world to handle~ lol

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JAEHEE

Y/N: I'm pregnant...

Jaehee: What?

Jaehee: Hm.

Jaehee: Y/N, we never spoke about raising a child. Why so sudden?

Jaehee: My work hours are long these days, I'm not sure if I can handle a child so suddenly like this. Ah;;

Jaehee: Do you plan on being a stay at home mother? I don't see another way for this to work.

Y/N: It was a prank...

Jaehee: Ah..... Y/N, you shouldn't scare me like that... I'm so tired I thought I was imagining things..;;

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SAERAN

Y/N: I'm pregnant...

Saeran: HAH.... pregnant...

Saeran: Is that true, pet...?

Saeran: I'll have Rika bring in something to fix this.

Saeran: It's no good to have a pregnant toy, is it? This was supposed to be a last resort.. hah

Saeran: *comes in and kicks ur stomach to abort the baby*

Y/N: *coughs up blood* it.. it was a prank...

Saeran: A prank? HAH........ Hah... when did my toy get so mischevious.... I think I'll punish you for this... *locks the door*

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do something for this world and kay why ess 🙏🙏🙏🙏

I have aready done this prompt love pls check my "how bts would reaact to ur s*icide" post ok 💜

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how svt would react to u getting an abortion

tw// abortion, death, domestic violence

seungcheol

"you killed my baby...?"

is mad that u didn't tell him beforehand

always wanted to be a dad and u took that opportunity away from him

breaks up with you

jeonghan

"i mean... it's your choice i guess"

is supportive at first but whenever you get into an argument he will bring it up

"I'M toxic? WELL YOU'RE A MURDERER"

apologises afterwards, but he still brings it up the next time u fight

joshua

"dw babe i'm american... your body your choice"

is very supportive <3

is secretly relieved but would never admit it

jun

"baby you should've told me.. i would've gone to the clinic with u"

is very gentle with u for the next few weeks

will make ur food and help u bathe so u can relax and focus on regaining ur health <3

hoshi

"oh... baby i'm so sorry. we can try again"

thinks u had a miscarriage

wonwoo

"oh"

pauses his game while you talk about your abortion

"...is that all?"

returns to his game

woozi

"ah... can i use this for our new album?"

makes u write down the abortion process so he can "get in the mind of a woman" to make his song more "authentic"

minghao

"you were pregnant? i did notice that you gained weight..."

is insensitive at first but tries to be understanding

"it's fine. i actually just read a book about feminism. your body your choice"

mingyu

"huh? you... killed it?"

claims that abortion is murder

doesn't break up with you, but he gets scared whenever you raise your voice at him

"i'm scared you'll kill me next..."

dokyeom

"are you okay? do you feel sick? just take it easy, okay?

wants to have children someday but understands that u weren't ready

cries because "you've suffered so much..."

seungkwan

"i wondered why you've been acting like such a bitch"

doesn't care about the baby, but he uses it as a reason to argue

"you didn't think i deserved to know? that was my baby, too."

vernon

"oh. okay. cool"

wants to be an ally but actually comes across as insensitive

"i mean, it's just a bunch of cells, right?"

forgets to ask if you were okay

dino

"ah... i'm sorry for impregnating you. i'll be more careful in the future, okay?"

thinks it's his fault

is relieved though bc he's "too young to be a dad"

immediately goes to the store and comes back with condoms

"look at what i bought, y/n! 😄"

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REACTIONS TO U HAVING AN ED - SKZ

TW // ED

check out my bts versions too for forever saranghae for our boys

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HYUNJIN

Ah, Y/N that's a lot to handle... my schedule's already busy.. aish. Just eat for me today okay?

Gains inspiration for his art, drawing ed related art which triggers u more but he doesn't mean to.

whenever it's meal time, he side eyes u until u eat

when u take pics together, he edits ur body to try to make u feel better

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FELIX

No.... Y/N... you broke the promise.

he's upset, because you promised to eat and stay healthy

he gets competitive

ur ed worsens because he loses weight quicker than u and sees u as competition

becomes ur pro bf

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LEE KNOW

no you don't... Y/N you shouldn't joke about that LOL

thinks you're joking

makes jokes about ur ed

'u dont look like u have an ed'

encourages u to eat by telling u how easy it is

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BANGCHAN

Babygirl, don't, you're perfect the way you are...

makes u meals and doesnt leave until u finish

tells u to eat for him

'if you don't eat, i won't.'

'you're my strength y/n. if you dont have strength, neither will i'

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JEONGIN

'...'

doesnt know how to react

avoids u for a few days after u tell him

accidentally makes it into a big deal at every mealtime

'y/n, eat as much as you can okay?'

blabs to the members without realizing it; 'guys, don't cut y/n a big piece of cake she has en ed'

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HAN

'what? why wouldn't you eat?'

it doesnt make sense to him

he's always stressing about it and asking if u ate

makes u send photos of finished meals to him

sends u recovery videos

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SEUNGMIN

'what? u don't eat? y/n.. how are u alive then?'

thinks it means u dont eat at all

makes low cal meals for u

never takes u on dates involving food

thinks he's helping but he's helping u get worse

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CHANGBIN

'that's nonsense babe. start working out with me instead, okay?'

brings u to the gym with him

sneaks high calorie ingredients into ur food

'if u keep starving yourself, you'll lose your best assets babe...'

sends u articles about ed deaths and ed horror stories

puts u on a meal plan

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WOOJIN

*beats you up until you vomit* 'see, i knew it. you had food in your stomach, you'll be fine'

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How svt would react to the pornhub sound tiktok prank

*this is about the prank where u play the ph intro sound and record their reactions*

Seungcheol

side eyes your phone but immediately turns away when he realises that ur recording him

denies looking (even tho u literally have it on video)

Jeonghan

doesn't recognise the sound until half way through, looks at your phone, and then laughs when he sees that ur recording him

Joshua

doesn't react

you're not satisfied with his reaction so you play the Grindr notification sound. he immediately checks his phone

Jun

smirks and looks at ur phone

is disappointed when he realises it's just a prank

Hoshi

looks at you instead of the phone bc he's shocked that u would watch that type of stuff so openly

is relieved when u tell him it's just a prank

Wonwoo

knows what the sound means but doesn't look bc he doesn't care

Woozi

looks at ur phone

when he realises it's a prank, he asks if u want to watch the real thing with him

Minghao

gives u a dirty look

"you shouldn't use that website... it degrades women"

Mingyu

gets offended

even after u tell him it's just a prank, he asks u to give him advice on how to perform better

makes u reassure him that he's good in bed

Dokyeom

side eye's ur phone and then gets flustered when he sees that ur recording him

apologises for looking

Seungkwan

gives u a nasty look

"aish, why are u watching that?"

stands his ground even after u tell him it was just a prank

"even if it was a prank, you shouldn't watch that. especially when i'm sitting right next to you. do you have no shame??"

Vernon

doesn't react

you kiss him on the cheek afterwards, proud that he didn't look

"oh, no, i just didn't care"

Dino

immediately grabs ur phone to see what ur watching

"ah, y/n, i was so shocked. i though you were really watching it ㅋㅋㅋ"

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such a sensitive topic but i know our boys would be so respsectful of struggles like eating dis orders. such a nice post thank u fellow army for making thisi feel so comforted by ur post 💜really means a lot ok

REACTIONS TO YOU HAVING AN ED - BTS

TW - ED MENTION

Jin: Babe, there can only be one worldwide handsome. You don't need to be as beautiful as me okay?~

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RM: Why starve... babe, your body is a perfect stage for bulking. Come on, let's hit the gym together~

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Jungkook: *message unread*

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SUGA: Maybe just cut down on the sugar a bit. I'm the only suga you need baby <3

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JHOPE: im ur hope ur my hope hi im jhope~

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Jimin: *sings gently* Enough of that jagiyaa~ you'll lose your ass if you keep this up TT Smooth as butter, eat for me ;-;

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V: *looks u up and down* *blank expression* Oh, ok

This is my first imagine pkls be nice

[jiminsfirstlife]

REACTIONS TO YOU BREAKING UP WITH THEM - BTS

Requested~

Y/N: Let's break up.

Jungkook: Don't play

Jungkook: Once I'm home from the military, I'll put you back in your place. I think you forgot how much power I have over you, pet.

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Y/N: Let's break up.

V: *read*

V: *28 hours later* ok

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Y/N: Let's break up.

Jimin: Excuse me, woman?

Jimin: You think you can break up with me? It's not happening. No woman tells me what to do. I don't even like women anyway.

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Y/N: Let's break up.

Suga: What?

Suga: Jagiyaaa~ the prank isn't funny

Suga: *the next day* Baby?

Suga: Hello?

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Y/N: Let's break up.

RM: Aishhh, don't be like that woman.

RM: You're not breaking up with me.

RM: Do you wanna die? Shibal...

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Y/N: Let's break up.

Jin: That won't work on me

Jin: Was my beauty too much for you? I'm worldwide handsome babe

Jin: You'll never find another man like me. Ugly woman get outprettied by a man for jinja

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Y/N: Let's break up.

JHOPE: Huh?

JHOPE: Nah, babe

JHOPE: Wait, are you being for jinja?

JHOPE: Babe please don't without you I'm JHOPELESS please please babe

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Enjoy darlings requests are open~

I purple you always

[jiminsfirstlife]

IMAGINES - If Enhypen was Sexist

Enjoy~ just an imagine darlings!

SUNGHOON

he'd keep quiet around women, not speaking to them

if a woman spoke to him, he'd turn away

if someone confronted him, he'd just say something like 'aish, i'm busy' and leave

nonconfrontational sexist

mostly express his thoughts to the members, not directly

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HEESEUNG

similar to sunghoon, but more vocal about it

when female staffs make a mistake, he'd scold them, while when male staffs make a mistake he'd laugh it off and comfort them

he'd constantly make sexist jokes, but if confronted call people out for being sensitive

sees women as below him but makes it all out as a joke, telling female staffs they should make them lunch instead of filming etc, things like 'do u even know how to record? it's this button here'

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SUNOO

gets away with it by being cute

makes fun of female idols aegyo with the members, saying he can do it better

rolls his eyes whenever a woman speaks to him

if confronted, plays it off by saying things like 'what, me? i could never say/do that!'

only allows male staffs to assist him, do his makeup/hair, etc

doesnt let females touch any of his things

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JAKE

holds back laughter everytime a woman speaks to him

passive sexist, hides it

when he buys gifts for women, it's always something like perfume, skincare, etc; trying to imply they smell bad etc (like when he bought perfume for two fans)

before doing something he always asks a woman what he should do, then makes sure to do the opposite

stares at womens foreheads while they speak to him to make them feel insecure

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JAY

sees women as objects

picks out female idols and/or staffs and plays smash or pass with the members

likes to compliment women, but always adds a snarky comment, eg 'your dress is beautiful, but it's not fitting for your body type'

mansplains everything

sees to it that all female stylists are fired, 'you have no idea what men wear'

sees virgins as prudes, but others as sluts

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JUNGWON

gets annoyed and impatient quickly when a woman speaks to him and cant hide it

makes them second guess themselves, always saying things like 'that's not right' 'are you sure' etc

uses his leader card often when he's called out, saying things like 'our schedule is tight, we need to be more efficient'

when women are talking to him, he goes on his phone

always has to have the last word

purposely knocks things over (etc) around female staffs, but if a male staff tries to pick it up he does it himself

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NIKI

unlike jake, he outright laughs when women are talking to him

doesnt hide his opinions, he'll always tell women they look bad etc

says things like 'your breath stinks' etc when it doesnt because he finds it funny

gaslighting master

tells women they need to lose weight, then gives fake dieting tips like 'you need to eat 3000 calories for 2 weeks to restore your metabolism' 'drink a shot of olive oil before and after every meal'

like he did to sunoo, tells women that they look like wild boars or resemble baymax

rates every women he sees

Hope u enjoyed~

[jiminsfirstlife]

HOW BTS MEMBERS WOULD REACT TO YOUR SU*CIDE

tw// death and suicide

jin

"this can't be real... no! you're lying to me! y/n would never do that!"

finds out in the military and gets in truble by the officers bc he stops listening to their commands becos he's too depressed and doesn't care about life anymre

Namjoon

"nah, you're tweaking. get up man. y/n this isn't funny. y/n. Y/N! y/n..."

thinks ur pranking him at first becos u guys alwasy prank eachother but he finds out its not a prank and immedialty calls an ambulance. accidenally calls 911 instead 119 bc hes american

Jungkook

"y/n... you told me you would stop... i should've paid more attention.. i'm sorry for failing you"

knew about your history with s*lf h*rm but u told him u stopped doing that so he thought u were okay but u werent and he didnt realise until it was too late

V

"...Oh. okay. thanks for telling me"

doesn't really care

Suga

"y/n.... you should've talked to me.."

is depressed for a while but he writes a song about u and now army's post the song lyrics whenever another army kills themselves

Jimin

I hope this wasnt triggering for any army's army's pls know that help is always available if ur feeling s*uicidal the boys love u all so much pls use this post as a reason to neever hurt urself bc the boys would be so sad. 💜

[jiminsfirstlife]

SVT boyfriend headcanons

how i think sebong would treat u as a gf ^.^

Choi Seungcheol

spoils you <3

loves skinship!!

makes u carry the groceries inside

back hugs >>>>

looks scary but is actually the nicest bf ever!

makes u sleep on the couch when jeonghan sleeps over

he sometimes ignores u bc his schedule is so busy, but he always finds ways to make up for it~

Yoon Jeonghan

is extra clingy bc he enlists soon :(

makes u sleep on the couch when seungcheol sleeps over

doesn't do chores

loves to cuddle :)

gaslights you whenever you get into an argument

calls you "darling"

the apartment smells like cigarettes

always makes time for you <3

Hong Jisoo

makes u listen to him while he plays the guitar and sings

cheats on u with a man

Wen Junhui

teaches u chinese :)

helps with the chores

towers over you

little spoon

loves teasing you bc he's a child at heart

lets u wear his hoodies

talks very fast when he's excited, which was hard to understand at first, but after a while you understand him perfectly <3

Kwon Soonyoung

clingy when he's drunk <3

won't let you wear his clothes bc they're too precious to him

introduces you to his family within the first 3 months of dating

uses your photo as his lockscreen

takes the worst photos of you

makes u take photos of him so he can post on weverse

Jeon Wonwoo

ignores u all day while he games

doesn't respond to texts

gives you money to go shopping

spends more time with mingyu than he does with you

spends a suspicious amount of time at mingyu's apartment

will side with mingyu whenever you question him about it

Lee Jihoon

watches anime with you <3

get's mad when you talk during movies

won't let you wear heels in public

lets you listen to his song demos & dedicates songs to you :)

is busy producing most of the day and gets mad when you interrupt him

little spoon

Xu Minghao

will answer honestly if you ask him "do i look fat in this? :("

dresses better than you

looks u over before u leave the house so u don't embarrass him with ur outfit

teaches u chinese :)

he loves hugging u from behind and using your head as an armrest

Kim Mingyu

golden retriever bf T.T

makes u go to the gym with him to spend quality time together

spends most of the week at wonwoo's apartment

takes you on late-night drives to get food

so clingy!!

"jokingly" flirts with other women but denies it whenever u bring it up

Lee Seokmin

24/7 affection

loves buying clothes for you

is embarrassing to eat with in public

very loud

talks during movies

will tease you but feels guilty and will nonstop apologise if he takes it too far and hurts your feelings

hogs the bedsheets

"are you finished eating that? i'm still hungry"

will ignore your texts but post on weverse 5 minutes later

Chwe Vernon

plays 2000's emo music in the car

on his phone 24/7 but still replies to your texts late

"sorry i didn't see your text"

lets seungkwan third wheel in the relationship

can't dress for shit so u have to choose his airport outfits

buys you plushies and couple's accessories

Boo Seungkwan

argues with u like a woman

sassy

likes it when you comfort him

spends too much time with vernon

always starts arguments but gets offended when you argue back

will hold a grudge for days

takes u on weekend trips to jeju island :)

accidentally calls you "vernon" while you're having sex

Lee Chan

ur probably older than him

sometimes calls you "hyung" by accident

loves when u wear his shirts to sleep :)

will dance for you unprompted

~ this is my first tumblr post i hope it's okay! tysm for reading