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jiminsfirstlife Ā· 3 months ago
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DATES WITH BTS
these days iā€™ve been daydreaming on what kind of date our boys would bring us on šŸ„¹ i jinja miss them. pls enjoy dear~
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JUNGKOOK
heā€™d call you late at night. youā€™d facetime for a bit, this is what your dates have been lately due to the military. things get a bit freaky a while into the facetime call, and jungkook loses it. ā€œi cant kiss you through the phone.ā€ he says. you laugh, thinking heā€™s making a soulja boy joke bc youā€™re listening to it. but heā€™s serious, and heā€™s getting all worked upā€¦ he bites his lip and leans closer to the cameraā€¦ ā€œi wanna see it.. in motionā€¦ in 3D.ā€ upon hearing this you get up to strip for him but he hangs up. you receive a text from him; an address. you go to the address and itā€™s the military grounds, where he sneaks you in so you can do it in 3D. but then you get shot and you die :(
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SUGA
itā€™s a friday night. due to sugaā€™s busy schedule, you donā€™t see eachother much so you want to go a bit crazy and go to the club together. heā€™s wearing sunglasses and a cap to disguise, so everyone in the club thinks heā€™s weird. he drinks a lot due to stress and judgement. ā€œyoongi.. slow downā€¦ā€ but he doesnt. heā€™s been drinking a lot more lately but you brushed it aside as you havenā€™t seen it; until now. glass after glass, shot after shotā€¦ heā€™s almost blackout by this point. he buys a bottled beer to go home with, so you wrap your arm around him to help him out. while waiting for your uber, you turn to see he isnā€™t thereā€¦ thatā€™s when you hear a load bang. you immediately run down the street towards the commotion. there he is, on the ground, a wound on his head. he drunkenly laughs and sits up, but the situation isnā€™t laughable. beside him is a scooter and a pram. a pram that fell over.
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JIMIN
jiminā€™s ideal date with you would be a karaoke bar. he loves to tease you as you try your best to sing, and of course, he loves to sing too. but heā€™s banned from all the karaoke bars in seoul. youā€™re walking along together, moreso youā€™re being guided along by him after he told you he ā€˜knows a place.ā€™ you reach a strange part of the city, where youā€™ve never been. there are a lot of buff shirtless men around. ā€œthis way babe.ā€ he tugs on your hand towards a staircase leading underground, so you follow, confused. at first glance, the place is amazing and lively, a cool underground club, you figure itā€™s probably so hidden because itā€™s for celebrities only. but upon walking further into the clubā€¦. ā€œjimin! what the fuck?! this is a gay bar!ā€
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V
tae has always been reluctant about taking you out due to his dislike of PDA, and of course, the attention to his public image. you understand, dispatch can ruin careers after all. he calls you to come over, so you do. you reach the apartment and notice how foggy the windows are, is he cooking? you smile to yourself happily, smitten at the fact that beyond his stoic image, tae would cook for you. you walk in and immediately begin coughing. you stumble into the room, tripping over something on the floor. itā€™s hard to see through the smoke, steam, vapor..? what is this? but after crouching down and picking up what you tripped over, you can see itā€™s a vape. not just one, the whole floor is coveredā€¦ emerging from the clouds, tae holds one out to you. ā€œchoof sesh?ā€
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JIN
jin is usually a stay at home watch movies and snuggle type, so when you got the text asking you to come out with him, you were more than excited. you dress yourself up to look your best, and meet him outside. he compliments you which makes you blush, but then thereā€™s an awkward silence. he waits, until you compliment him too. then you go, and arrive at a carnival. walking along together, getting cotton candy (he wonā€™t eat it but at least he paid), playing games, going on ridesā€¦ itā€™s so much fun. until you go into the hall of mirrors. at first itā€™s funny, seeing so many of your reflection, but of course itā€™d get boring after a while. ā€œjin, letā€™s go!ā€ but he doesnā€™t answer. heā€™s entranced by his reflection, and refuses to leave. good luck getting him outā€¦
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RM
namjoon likes to make dates personal and meaningful. he wants to connect, not just through your bodies, but your mind and heart. when he told you he wants to show you where he grew up your heart was touched and you couldnā€™t wait. the car trip is fun, and eventually you pull up to a run down part of the city. checking your location on your phone, you knew this wasnā€™t where he grew up. ā€œbabe-ā€œ before you can speak, he cuts you off, sighing and shaking his head and he drives slowly and looks melancholically out the window. ā€œthis is my hood.ā€ you look at him in confusion, he seems totally lost in thought. heā€™s still driving, but you go to open the door to hint you wanna go and see it for yourself. before your hand reaches the handle he quickly grabs it. ā€œdonā€™t. itā€™s not safe out thereā€¦ā€
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JHOPE
jhope had recently recovered from his emo phase so you could finally enjoy time with him, and you couldnā€™t wait. he invited you over. upon entering, he greeted you with excitement, wearing a cute apron and ushering you towards the kitchen to show the meal he prepared. youā€™re beyond surprised and excited, your heart warmed from this gesture. you sit at the kitchen counter as he continues cooking, the room filled with laughter and joy. he falls into conversation with you, his back facing the stove as you joyfully exchange conversation. until suddenly, a fire breaks out. he turns to face it, his expression unreadable as you scram to get the fire extinguisher. you run over but he silently holds a hand out, gesturing for you to stop. ā€œwhat if.. what ifā€¦. what if i have no dream? no hope?ā€ he mumbles, his expression still as he stares into the fire. ā€œhoseok we need to put it ou-ā€ he shushes you, still staring into the fire. ā€œlet it burn. let it all burn.ā€
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i hope u enjoyed dears~ pls send requests
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jiminsfirstlife Ā· 5 months ago
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POV: YOU GOT SVT MEMBERS' NAMES TATTOOED
their reactions ~
requested~ request more in box ok dears i jinja need requests dear ok thanks Ok
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SEUNGCHEOL
is shocked at first but then goes and gets your name tattooed as well because he feels bad
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JEONGHAN
smiles at you awkwardly, pitying you and trying not to laugh
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JOSHUA
rubs his thumb over it and tears up, speaking softly "thank you...."
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JUN
stares at you then says ".... i thought you were joking"
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HOSHI
smiles widely but he's really scared
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WONWOO
looks at you ".. why did you do that?"
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WOOZI
already has your name tattooed too
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DOKYEOM
laughs uncontrollably but then the laughter turns into tears and he cries "y/n.. i cant believe it. i love you"
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MINGYU
tries not to laugh but then smiles "you should've gotten it bigger"
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MINGHAO
gulps awkwardly "oh... um did it hurt..?"
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SEUNGKWAN
cringes and walks away but then comes back "it's.. so cute! thank you"
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VERNON
his eye twitches and looks at you "that's.. really weird" pulls out his wallet and rubs his head "how much is tattoo removal?"
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DINO
"it's.... beautiful.." takes out his phone and sends a photo of it to the gc to laugh
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thanks dears pls enjoy~ my first svt imagine~
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jiminsfirstlife Ā· 5 months ago
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ENHYPEN AS 'THE TYPE OF GUY TO' MEME
pls give me requests btw
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SUNGHOON
sunghoon's the type of guy who...
offers to carry your books for you
likes his own posts from multiple accounts
says 'is anyone here?' in a haunted house
opens a bag of chips with scissors
licks his finger to turn the page
eats pizza with a knife and fork
buys defected items just so they get bought
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HEESEUNG
heeseung's the type of guy who...
sends a goodmorning and goodnight text everyday
asks a girl if she's today's date
writes reviews for apps on the app store
hangs out with his friends and say 'i really needed this..'
answers facetime calls super close up
blows on icecream
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SUNOO
sunoo's the type of guy who...
makes a wish at 11:11
stops at red lights in GTA
says 'oopsie daisy' when dropping something
says 'ouchies' when he stubs his toe
makes decisions by saying 'eenie meenie miny mo'
opens the blinds and says 'what a beautiful day!'
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JAY
jay's the type of guy who...
says 'well well well' when he encounters his enemies
says 'that's what she said'
slaps his leg while laughing hard
closes the fridge with his hips
says 'no more mr nice guy..' when he's angry
looks into an imaginary camera when something dumb/funny happens
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JAKE
jake's the type of guy who...
says easy peasy lemon squeezy after doing something easy
says 'here comes the tickle monster!' to his homies
rubs his hands and says 'let's dig in!' before eating
covers his friends eyes from behind and says 'guess who'
eats out of the fridge standing in front of it
loudly exhales after sipping a refreshing drink
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JUNGWON
jungwon's the type of guy who...
says 'pretty on please with a cherry on top' when he wants something
sleeps like '*snore* mimimimi *snore* mimimi'
says 'use the magic word' when u ask him for something
says 'is somebody cutting onions?' when tearing up
says 'he's right behind me isn't he...' when someone's behind him
enjoys minion memes
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NIKI
niki's the type of guy who...
pretends to smoke a lollipop
says 'geronimo!' before canonballing into a pool
says 'we've got company..' when someone unwanted arrives
blows on a hot drink and sticks his pinky out to drink it
laughs in a fight and says 'i thought he was gonna hit m-' then gets hit
barks back at dogs
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hope u enjoyed pls send requests in my inbox im so bored and out of ideas...
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jiminsfirstlife Ā· 5 months ago
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random svt headcanons
mix of boyfriend hc's and random hc's. there's no theme (requests are open btw pls send me stuff T.T)
Seungcheol
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gives u money to go shopping
loves when u trace ur fingers over his back tattoo
doesn't like letting u drive (wants u to be a passenger princess)
loves watching u play with kkuma. especially when u don't know he's watching
has crazy bed hair
has mild road rage
Jeonghan
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smokes/vapes with you
loves couple rings but he won't wear them in public
randomly buys u gifts if he sees something that reminds him of u
will let u choose what u both get for dinner
teaches u his skincare routine
if he shows you a movie and you guess the plot twist/ending, he'll lie and tell u that ur wrong
uses your shampoo
Joshua
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LOVES couples jewellery
will take photos for your instagram (and vice versa)
always comforts u <3
stares at himself in the mirror for 10 minutes every morning
teaches you how to play guitar (will sing while you play)
makes bracelets for u
Jun
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loves quality time
will sniff his armpits when nobody is looking (lowkey loves the smell)
always talking (either to you or himself)
loves visiting his friends that have pets (is debating getting a dog of his own)
loves cooking for u
loves making jokes.. but he'll laugh mid-sentence and end up taking 5 minutes say the entire joke (he ends up laughing more than u do)
Hoshi
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blushes every time u give him a compliment
very affectionate
messy eater. he'll walk around with food on his face without realising
his wardrobe is bigger than urs
never washes his jeans
steals ur eyeliner
Wonwoo
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will give u money whenever u ask (and even when u don't)
loves teaching u how to play his favourite games and is very patient while you learn the controls
makes u a couple playlist and listens to it 24/7
will wear the same hoodie for a week
laughs at everything u say
loves showing u his baby photos & loves seeing ur baby photos
Woozi
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lets u listen to his demos and listens to ur feedback
will binge watch a 4 season anime within a week
doesn't like pda but he'll still hold ur hand in public
prefers to stay at home with u rather than going out on a date
practices aegyo in the mirror even though he hates it
will use you as inspiration for his lyrics
Minghao
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steals your accessories
if you have a pet, he'll let your pet snuggle up to him on the bed
asks u to teach him how to use makeup (he loves when u apply it for him)
is very good with kids. he loves spending time with your nieces and nephews
loves showing you his favourite songs
loves matching outfits
Dokyeom
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bed hog...
always smells good (will share his cologne/perfume so u smell good too)
loves pda (especially hand holding)
buys clothes for u
loud eater
he's a good driver but he'll drive extra cautiously if you fall asleep in the passenger seat
sometimes (rarely) sleep talks
Mingyu
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picks u up to show u how strong he is. "i could use you as weights"
does aegyo whenever he wants something from you
flexes at himself whenever he walks past a mirror
makes u take "candid" photos of him. he'll act like he doesn't notice you photographing him.. but after a few seconds he'll break out in laughter and beg you to start over
loves sharing food with you
will fall asleep if ur watching a movie late at night. the next morning he'll apologise promise to continue watching it later (he falls asleep again)
Vernon
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loves sharing his playlists with you
gets embarrassed when you walk in on him taking selfies
loves when u pick out his outfits
sometimes drifts into his own world when he's reading a book or listening to music, but as soon as he notices your presence he'll put away what he's doing to talk with you
lover banter
takes the best/worst photos of you
Seungkwan
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loves cuddling with you when he needs to recharge his social battery
affectionately gives you dirty looks (he thinks it's funny when u do the same to him)
constantly makes jokes in hopes that it'll make u laugh
sings in the shower
very comforting (but also loves and appreciates when u comfort him too)
randomly does aegyo and then cringes at himself
Dino
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has gone through multiple emo phases
always laughing at whatever you say
he whines when you disagree with him
keeps a deck of uno in his bag at all times just in case someone wants to play with him
takes selfies on ur phone whenever you leave your phone unattended
always asks how your day was (and gives you a recap of his)
will make fun of you, laugh at himself, and then apologise
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jiminsfirstlife Ā· 5 months ago
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MYSTIC MESSENGER CHARACTERS REACT TO YOU SAYING 'IM PREGNANT'
POV you tell the characters you're pregnant as a prank...
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YOOSUNG
Y/N: I'm pregnant...
Yoosung: WHAAAA?!?!??!!
Yoosung: Y/N we're too young to have a baby!!!! Yoosung: Ah, I mean, your body your choice! T_T I didn't mean it like that!!!!! Yoosung: We'll figure this outtogethre
Yoosung: Sorry playinf LOLOL hold on
Yoosung: SEVEN Y/N'S PREGNANT IM FREAKIGN OIUT
Yoosung: AHHHHH WRONGPERSON Y/N IMSORRY
Y/N: It's a prank 態態態
Yoosung: Y/NNNN YOU SCARED ME T_T
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JUMIN
Y/N: I'm pregnant....
Jumin: Thank you for contacting Jumin Han. This is an automated response. He will get back to you shortly.
*17 hours later* Jumin: Y/N, I got the message.
Jumin: I've arranged for you to move in immediately, whether we share a room or not is up to you.
Jumin: My driver is on the way to you now, don't stress about packing your belongings. I can organize to have them delivered.
Jumin: We can discuss this further once you're here safe. In the meantime, I'll arrange a meeting with my father to discuss marriage arrangements.
Y/N: It was a prank....
Jumin: *read*
Jumin: *4 hours later* That wasn't funny, Y/N. Please stop hanging around Yoosung and 707.
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707
Y/N: I'm pregnant...
707: lolololol
707: really? what should we name it~
707: lolol how about a mix of our names? like renesmee in twilight
707: u think u can blend honey buddha chips to make baby food?~
Y/N: It was a prank...
707: i know. LOLOLOL
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ZEN
Y/N: I'm pregnant...
*12 missed calls*
Zen: Y/N????
Zen: Y/N, are you serious? haha;;
Zen: I'll be in a scandal... aish...
Zen: Our child might break the internet with its good looks. lol
Zen: You keeping it?
Y/N: It was a prank....
Zen: Heol;; Y/N, I was about to text my publicist;;
Zen: I guess it's a good thing. Our child would be too beautiful for the world to handle~ lol
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JAEHEE
Y/N: I'm pregnant...
Jaehee: What?
Jaehee: Hm.
Jaehee: Y/N, we never spoke about raising a child. Why so sudden?
Jaehee: My work hours are long these days, I'm not sure if I can handle a child so suddenly like this. Ah;;
Jaehee: Do you plan on being a stay at home mother? I don't see another way for this to work.
Y/N: It was a prank...
Jaehee: Ah..... Y/N, you shouldn't scare me like that... I'm so tired I thought I was imagining things..;;
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SAERAN
Y/N: I'm pregnant...
Saeran: HAH.... pregnant...
Saeran: Is that true, pet...?
Saeran: I'll have Rika bring in something to fix this.
Saeran: It's no good to have a pregnant toy, is it? This was supposed to be a last resort.. hah
Saeran: *comes in and kicks ur stomach to abort the baby*
Y/N: *coughs up blood* it.. it was a prank...
Saeran: A prank? HAH........ Hah... when did my toy get so mischevious.... I think I'll punish you for this... *locks the door*
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Enjoy dear please send requests in inbox ok thank you~
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jiminsfirstlife Ā· 6 months ago
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do something for this world and kay why ess šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™
I have aready done this prompt love pls check my "how bts would reaact to ur s*icide" post ok šŸ’œ
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jiminsfirstlife Ā· 6 months ago
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how svt would react to u getting an abortion
tw// abortion, death, domestic violence
seungcheol
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"you killed my baby...?"
is mad that u didn't tell him beforehand
always wanted to be a dad and u took that opportunity away from him
breaks up with you
jeonghan
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"i mean... it's your choice i guess"
is supportive at first but whenever you get into an argument he will bring it up
"I'M toxic? WELL YOU'RE A MURDERER"
apologises afterwards, but he still brings it up the next time u fight
joshua
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"dw babe i'm american... your body your choice"
is very supportive <3
is secretly relieved but would never admit it
jun
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"baby you should've told me.. i would've gone to the clinic with u"
is very gentle with u for the next few weeks
will make ur food and help u bathe so u can relax and focus on regaining ur health <3
hoshi
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"oh... baby i'm so sorry. we can try again"
thinks u had a miscarriage
wonwoo
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"oh"
pauses his game while you talk about your abortion
"...is that all?"
returns to his game
woozi
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"ah... can i use this for our new album?"
makes u write down the abortion process so he can "get in the mind of a woman" to make his song more "authentic"
minghao
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"you were pregnant? i did notice that you gained weight..."
is insensitive at first but tries to be understanding
"it's fine. i actually just read a book about feminism. your body your choice"
mingyu
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"huh? you... killed it?"
claims that abortion is murder
doesn't break up with you, but he gets scared whenever you raise your voice at him
"i'm scared you'll kill me next..."
dokyeom
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"are you okay? do you feel sick? just take it easy, okay?
wants to have children someday but understands that u weren't ready
cries because "you've suffered so much..."
seungkwan
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"i wondered why you've been acting like such a bitch"
doesn't care about the baby, but he uses it as a reason to argue
"you didn't think i deserved to know? that was my baby, too."
vernon
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"oh. okay. cool"
wants to be an ally but actually comes across as insensitive
"i mean, it's just a bunch of cells, right?"
forgets to ask if you were okay
dino
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"ah... i'm sorry for impregnating you. i'll be more careful in the future, okay?"
thinks it's his fault
is relieved though bc he's "too young to be a dad"
immediately goes to the store and comes back with condoms
"look at what i bought, y/n! šŸ˜„"
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jiminsfirstlife Ā· 6 months ago
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REACTIONS TO U HAVING AN ED - SKZ
TW // ED
check out my bts versions too for forever saranghae for our boys
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HYUNJIN
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Ah, Y/N that's a lot to handle... my schedule's already busy.. aish. Just eat for me today okay?
Gains inspiration for his art, drawing ed related art which triggers u more but he doesn't mean to.
whenever it's meal time, he side eyes u until u eat
when u take pics together, he edits ur body to try to make u feel better
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FELIX
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No.... Y/N... you broke the promise.
he's upset, because you promised to eat and stay healthy
he gets competitive
ur ed worsens because he loses weight quicker than u and sees u as competition
becomes ur pro bf
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LEE KNOW
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no you don't... Y/N you shouldn't joke about that LOL
thinks you're joking
makes jokes about ur ed
'u dont look like u have an ed'
encourages u to eat by telling u how easy it is
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BANGCHAN
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Babygirl, don't, you're perfect the way you are...
makes u meals and doesnt leave until u finish
tells u to eat for him
'if you don't eat, i won't.'
'you're my strength y/n. if you dont have strength, neither will i'
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JEONGIN
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'...'
doesnt know how to react
avoids u for a few days after u tell him
accidentally makes it into a big deal at every mealtime
'y/n, eat as much as you can okay?'
blabs to the members without realizing it; 'guys, don't cut y/n a big piece of cake she has en ed'
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HAN
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'what? why wouldn't you eat?'
it doesnt make sense to him
he's always stressing about it and asking if u ate
makes u send photos of finished meals to him
sends u recovery videos
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SEUNGMIN
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'what? u don't eat? y/n.. how are u alive then?'
thinks it means u dont eat at all
makes low cal meals for u
never takes u on dates involving food
thinks he's helping but he's helping u get worse
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CHANGBIN
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'that's nonsense babe. start working out with me instead, okay?'
brings u to the gym with him
sneaks high calorie ingredients into ur food
'if u keep starving yourself, you'll lose your best assets babe...'
sends u articles about ed deaths and ed horror stories
puts u on a meal plan
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WOOJIN
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*beats you up until you vomit* 'see, i knew it. you had food in your stomach, you'll be fine'
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hope u enjoyed! send requests in my asks <3
check out my other imagines too! i purple u always
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jiminsfirstlife Ā· 6 months ago
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How svt would react to the pornhub sound tiktok prank
*this is about the prank where u play the ph intro sound and record their reactions*
Seungcheol
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side eyes your phone but immediately turns away when he realises that ur recording him
denies looking (even tho u literally have it on video)
Jeonghan
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doesn't recognise the sound until half way through, looks at your phone, and then laughs when he sees that ur recording him
Joshua
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doesn't react
you're not satisfied with his reaction so you play the Grindr notification sound. he immediately checks his phone
Jun
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smirks and looks at ur phone
is disappointed when he realises it's just a prank
Hoshi
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looks at you instead of the phone bc he's shocked that u would watch that type of stuff so openly
is relieved when u tell him it's just a prank
Wonwoo
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knows what the sound means but doesn't look bc he doesn't care
Woozi
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looks at ur phone
when he realises it's a prank, he asks if u want to watch the real thing with him
Minghao
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gives u a dirty look
"you shouldn't use that website... it degrades women"
Mingyu
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gets offended
even after u tell him it's just a prank, he asks u to give him advice on how to perform better
makes u reassure him that he's good in bed
Dokyeom
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side eye's ur phone and then gets flustered when he sees that ur recording him
apologises for looking
Seungkwan
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gives u a nasty look
"aish, why are u watching that?"
stands his ground even after u tell him it was just a prank
"even if it was a prank, you shouldn't watch that. especially when i'm sitting right next to you. do you have no shame??"
Vernon
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doesn't react
you kiss him on the cheek afterwards, proud that he didn't look
"oh, no, i just didn't care"
Dino
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immediately grabs ur phone to see what ur watching
"ah, y/n, i was so shocked. i though you were really watching it 態態態"
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i want to write more so pls send me requests if u have anything in mind^^ love u carats!!!
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jiminsfirstlife Ā· 6 months ago
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such a sensitive topic but i know our boys would be so respsectful of struggles like eating dis orders. such a nice post thank u fellow army for making thisi feel so comforted by ur post šŸ’œreally means a lot ok
REACTIONS TO YOU HAVING AN ED - BTS
TW - ED MENTION
Jin: Babe, there can only be one worldwide handsome. You don't need to be as beautiful as me okay?~
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RM: Why starve... babe, your body is a perfect stage for bulking. Come on, let's hit the gym together~
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Jungkook: *message unread*
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SUGA: Maybe just cut down on the sugar a bit. I'm the only suga you need baby <3
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JHOPE: im ur hope ur my hope hi im jhope~
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Jimin: *sings gently* Enough of that jagiyaa~ you'll lose your ass if you keep this up TT Smooth as butter, eat for me ;-;
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V: *looks u up and down* *blank expression* Oh, ok
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This is my first imagine pkls be nice
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jiminsfirstlife Ā· 6 months ago
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REACTIONS TO YOU BREAKING UP WITH THEM - BTS
Requested~
Y/N: Let's break up.
Jungkook: Don't play
Jungkook: Once I'm home from the military, I'll put you back in your place. I think you forgot how much power I have over you, pet.
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Y/N: Let's break up.
V: *read*
V: *28 hours later* ok
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Y/N: Let's break up.
Jimin: Excuse me, woman?
Jimin: You think you can break up with me? It's not happening. No woman tells me what to do. I don't even like women anyway.
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Y/N: Let's break up.
Suga: What?
Suga: Jagiyaaa~ the prank isn't funny
Suga: *the next day* Baby?
Suga: Hello?
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Y/N: Let's break up.
RM: Aishhh, don't be like that woman.
RM: You're not breaking up with me.
RM: Do you wanna die? Shibal...
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Y/N: Let's break up.
Jin: That won't work on me
Jin: Was my beauty too much for you? I'm worldwide handsome babe
Jin: You'll never find another man like me. Ugly woman get outprettied by a man for jinja
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Y/N: Let's break up.
JHOPE: Huh?
JHOPE: Nah, babe
JHOPE: Wait, are you being for jinja?
JHOPE: Babe please don't without you I'm JHOPELESS please please babe
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Enjoy darlings requests are open~
I purple you always
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jiminsfirstlife Ā· 6 months ago
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IMAGINES - If Enhypen was Sexist
Enjoy~ just an imagine darlings!
SUNGHOON
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he'd keep quiet around women, not speaking to them
if a woman spoke to him, he'd turn away
if someone confronted him, he'd just say something like 'aish, i'm busy' and leave
nonconfrontational sexist
mostly express his thoughts to the members, not directly
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HEESEUNG
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similar to sunghoon, but more vocal about it
when female staffs make a mistake, he'd scold them, while when male staffs make a mistake he'd laugh it off and comfort them
he'd constantly make sexist jokes, but if confronted call people out for being sensitive
sees women as below him but makes it all out as a joke, telling female staffs they should make them lunch instead of filming etc, things like 'do u even know how to record? it's this button here'
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SUNOO
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gets away with it by being cute
makes fun of female idols aegyo with the members, saying he can do it better
rolls his eyes whenever a woman speaks to him
if confronted, plays it off by saying things like 'what, me? i could never say/do that!'
only allows male staffs to assist him, do his makeup/hair, etc
doesnt let females touch any of his things
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JAKE
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holds back laughter everytime a woman speaks to him
passive sexist, hides it
when he buys gifts for women, it's always something like perfume, skincare, etc; trying to imply they smell bad etc (like when he bought perfume for two fans)
before doing something he always asks a woman what he should do, then makes sure to do the opposite
stares at womens foreheads while they speak to him to make them feel insecure
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JAY
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sees women as objects
picks out female idols and/or staffs and plays smash or pass with the members
likes to compliment women, but always adds a snarky comment, eg 'your dress is beautiful, but it's not fitting for your body type'
mansplains everything
sees to it that all female stylists are fired, 'you have no idea what men wear'
sees virgins as prudes, but others as sluts
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JUNGWON
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gets annoyed and impatient quickly when a woman speaks to him and cant hide it
makes them second guess themselves, always saying things like 'that's not right' 'are you sure' etc
uses his leader card often when he's called out, saying things like 'our schedule is tight, we need to be more efficient'
when women are talking to him, he goes on his phone
always has to have the last word
purposely knocks things over (etc) around female staffs, but if a male staff tries to pick it up he does it himself
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NIKI
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unlike jake, he outright laughs when women are talking to him
doesnt hide his opinions, he'll always tell women they look bad etc
says things like 'your breath stinks' etc when it doesnt because he finds it funny
gaslighting master
tells women they need to lose weight, then gives fake dieting tips like 'you need to eat 3000 calories for 2 weeks to restore your metabolism' 'drink a shot of olive oil before and after every meal'
like he did to sunoo, tells women that they look like wild boars or resemble baymax
rates every women he sees
Hope u enjoyed~
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jiminsfirstlife Ā· 6 months ago
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HOW BTS MEMBERS WOULD REACT TO YOUR SU*CIDE
tw// death and suicide
jin
"this can't be real... no! you're lying to me! y/n would never do that!"
finds out in the military and gets in truble by the officers bc he stops listening to their commands becos he's too depressed and doesn't care about life anymre
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Namjoon
"nah, you're tweaking. get up man. y/n this isn't funny. y/n. Y/N! y/n..."
thinks ur pranking him at first becos u guys alwasy prank eachother but he finds out its not a prank and immedialty calls an ambulance. accidenally calls 911 instead 119 bc hes american
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Jungkook
"y/n... you told me you would stop... i should've paid more attention.. i'm sorry for failing you"
knew about your history with s*lf h*rm but u told him u stopped doing that so he thought u were okay but u werent and he didnt realise until it was too late
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V
"...Oh. okay. thanks for telling me"
doesn't really care
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Suga
"y/n.... you should've talked to me.."
is depressed for a while but he writes a song about u and now army's post the song lyrics whenever another army kills themselves
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Jimin
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I hope this wasnt triggering for any army's army's pls know that help is always available if ur feeling s*uicidal the boys love u all so much pls use this post as a reason to neever hurt urself bc the boys would be so sad. šŸ’œ
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jiminsfirstlife Ā· 6 months ago
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SVT boyfriend headcanons
how i think sebong would treat u as a gf ^.^
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Choi Seungcheol
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spoils you <3
loves skinship!!
makes u carry the groceries inside
back hugs >>>>
looks scary but is actually the nicest bf ever!
makes u sleep on the couch when jeonghan sleeps over
he sometimes ignores u bc his schedule is so busy, but he always finds ways to make up for it~
Yoon Jeonghan
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is extra clingy bc he enlists soon :(
makes u sleep on the couch when seungcheol sleeps over
doesn't do chores
loves to cuddle :)
gaslights you whenever you get into an argument
calls you "darling"
the apartment smells like cigarettes
always makes time for you <3
Hong Jisoo
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makes u listen to him while he plays the guitar and sings
cheats on u with a man
Wen Junhui
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teaches u chinese :)
helps with the chores
towers over you
little spoon
loves teasing you bc he's a child at heart
lets u wear his hoodies
talks very fast when he's excited, which was hard to understand at first, but after a while you understand him perfectly <3
Kwon Soonyoung
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clingy when he's drunk <3
won't let you wear his clothes bc they're too precious to him
introduces you to his family within the first 3 months of dating
uses your photo as his lockscreen
takes the worst photos of you
makes u take photos of him so he can post on weverse
Jeon Wonwoo
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ignores u all day while he games
doesn't respond to texts
gives you money to go shopping
spends more time with mingyu than he does with you
spends a suspicious amount of time at mingyu's apartment
will side with mingyu whenever you question him about it
Lee Jihoon
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watches anime with you <3
get's mad when you talk during movies
won't let you wear heels in public
lets you listen to his song demos & dedicates songs to you :)
is busy producing most of the day and gets mad when you interrupt him
little spoon
Xu Minghao
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will answer honestly if you ask him "do i look fat in this? :("
dresses better than you
looks u over before u leave the house so u don't embarrass him with ur outfit
teaches u chinese :)
he loves hugging u from behind and using your head as an armrest
Kim Mingyu
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golden retriever bf T.T
makes u go to the gym with him to spend quality time together
spends most of the week at wonwoo's apartment
takes you on late-night drives to get food
so clingy!!
"jokingly" flirts with other women but denies it whenever u bring it up
Lee Seokmin
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24/7 affection
loves buying clothes for you
is embarrassing to eat with in public
very loud
talks during movies
will tease you but feels guilty and will nonstop apologise if he takes it too far and hurts your feelings
hogs the bedsheets
"are you finished eating that? i'm still hungry"
will ignore your texts but post on weverse 5 minutes later
Chwe Vernon
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plays 2000's emo music in the car
on his phone 24/7 but still replies to your texts late
"sorry i didn't see your text"
lets seungkwan third wheel in the relationship
can't dress for shit so u have to choose his airport outfits
buys you plushies and couple's accessories
Boo Seungkwan
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argues with u like a woman
sassy
likes it when you comfort him
spends too much time with vernon
always starts arguments but gets offended when you argue back
will hold a grudge for days
takes u on weekend trips to jeju island :)
accidentally calls you "vernon" while you're having sex
Lee Chan
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ur probably older than him
sometimes calls you "hyung" by accident
loves when u wear his shirts to sleep :)
will dance for you unprompted
~ this is my first tumblr post i hope it's okay! tysm for reading
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