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Jikook (Pickup Line fail 5)

Jimin: Did you just come of the oven?

Jungkook: Hyung, oh my god. Why would I-

Jimin: Cause your hot.

Jungkook: I know. Everyone knows that. Now lemme play my game.

Jimin: ...

Jimin: No, Lemme try that again. *clears throat* YOU'RE HOT.

Jungkook: Thanks

Jimin: UGHH, I like you

Jungkook: I like me too, Thanks

(After few days Jungkook realised that Jimin actually likes him and passed out 'cause Jungkook likes him too)

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Jikook (Pickup line fail 4)

Jungkook: Feel my shirt

Jimin: I'm busy

Jungkook: PLEASE

Jimin: *glares* fine

Jungkook: You know what it's made of?

Jimin: Not really

Jungkook: Boyfriend material *smirks*

Jimin: Wait, I think it's fabric. You really have to get your facts straight, Kookie

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Jikook Incorrect

Jungkook: *Drunk* If you liked soMeone and they liKed you back, wOuld YoU cOnfesS fiRst or would yOu want the other persoN tO conFeSS firsT

Jimin: Are you drunk?!

Jungkook: JUST tEll me!

Jimin: Ugh I would confess first.

Jungkook: THEN CONFESS TO ME NOWWW

(credits to my best friend)

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Jikook (Pickup line fail 3 )

Jimin: Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine written all over you.

Jungkook: What kind of question... is that, Hyung? and why would "fine" be written all over me? Wait- Are you asking for money?

Jimin:

(pickup like from https://youtu.be/pf9nPsFRTis )

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Jikook (pickup line fail 2)

Jungkook: If I could rearrange the alphabets-

Jimin: *cuts Jungkook off* Why would you even rearrange the letters?

Jungkoook: no- that's not what I... Let me finish, please.I swear you would like it

Jimin: ...ok

Jungkook: I would put "U" and "I" together. *bunny smiles*

Jimin: Your smile was cute but I still don't understand why you would rearrange the alphabets.

(Pickup line from https://youtu.be/pf9nPsFRTis )

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Jikook (Pickup line fail)

Jimin: Do you like raisins?

Jungkook: Well-

Jimin: How do you feel about a date?

Jungkook: I'm not fond of dates though, you have raisins?

(pickup line from https://youtu.be/pf9nPsFRTis )

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Jikook

Jungkook: So

Jimin: ...What?

Jungkook: Your... toes, They... look cute.

Jimin: I'm wearing shoes right now-

Jungkook: UGH, YOU GOT MY POINT, RIGHT?!

Jimin: No... I... Didn't. *Still confused*

Jungkook: I WAS SAYING THAT I LIKE YOU UGH

Jimin: ...

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Jikook

Interviewer: Your future?

Namjoon: Ar-

Suga: I-

Jungkook: *cuts them off* Jiminie Hyung

Jimin: *blushes*

BTS: ...

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Jikook incorrect:

Jimin: Nice to meet you, I'm Jimin.

Jungkook: we just made out few seconds ag-

Jimin: Shush, What's your name?

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Jikook incorrect:

Jimin: Nice to meet you, I'm Jimin.

Jungkook: we just made out few seconds ag-

Jimin: Shush, What's your name?

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Jikook Incorrect:

Jungkook: So tell me

Jimin: Tell you what?

Jungkook: That you love me

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Jikook Incorrect:

Jungkook: So tell me

Jimin: Tell you what?

Jungkook: That you love me

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please read my fanfiction. 💜🥺 I would rlly appreciate itttt

Mistaken // Jikook // (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/story/265198182-mistaken-jikook?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_myworks&wp_uname=bts_ot7_lifeuu&wp_originator=T8yWXHqwbTogVUkFi1ZN73d2gydETkG%2Flv9l3GxkpHB%2FcUsU2TtwHvTA%2FrjQnIRfXn1%2BKQNe31juDk5%2F5eC8Pz4RUYCu1AjtHM9GyjcFarAgv2Ayw%2BbLEmBQEAnXxWVu Jimin and Jungkook both love Taehyung. They are known to be the worst enemies... always beating up each other for no reason until Jimin and Jungkook start to catch feelings for each other... or is it just a normal feeling that's a one-time thing? Who knows... -Angst -Violence

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Jikookk

Jungkook: what do you do for living aside from being Cutie, sexy, lovely?

Jimin: *Blushes so hard that he fainted*

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Jeonlous

Jimin: Taehyung, Can you help me with this please?

Jungkook: HYUNG, WHY CAN'T I HELP? DID I DO SOMETHING?

Jimin: No- That's not what I-

Jungkook: I KNOW YOU DIDN'T LOVE ME

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Vmin

JIMIN FRICKIN PICKED TAE UP, BRIDAL STYLE AND WAS GONNA GIVE HIM A MOUTH TO MOUTH CPR. YALL HEAR ME??!!

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Jikook💜

Taehyung: *gets a paper cut on his finger*

Jimin: Omg what happened... *kisses Tae's Finger*

Jungkook: *Glares at Taehyung*

Jungkook: Jimin! My Jaw hurts... Can u kiss it for me?