jhewi-king16
Disaster Is My Middle Name
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Howdy y’all, the name’s Julia she/her, bi as hell. 16% trash, 15% sarcasm and puns, 69% immature child, and 100% smooth and suave deliverer of cheesy pickup lines
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jhewi-king16 · 5 years ago
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…………..my hand slipped >.>
Buy me a coffee?~
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jhewi-king16 · 5 years ago
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im crying they’re perfect
(x)
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jhewi-king16 · 5 years ago
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Slow burn romance 😍
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jhewi-king16 · 5 years ago
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All my favorite ships boil down to:
Person A: *has 1000 personal issues, doesn’t know how to deal with them*
Person B: “Fuck, I can’t NOT try to help them.”
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jhewi-king16 · 5 years ago
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More ML headcanons?
- During Winter, Marinette would steal anyone's coat and wear it since she's so cold. Or, if she sees you wearing a really warm, fluffy coat, she'll cling onto you, stare with those big blue eyes till you give it to her. Adrien has fallen victim to this every single time.
- Adrien on the other hand is extra warm during Winter so he doesn't need coats. He wears them to avoid odd looks. He loves giving them to Marinette though (and loves how she shamelessly clings onto him)
- Marinette also carries around a hot water bottle, a flask filled with hot chocolate or sweet tea and a pillow. The teachers don't mind her as she gets her work done regardless.
- Mari has less of a filter since she's always sleepy. She's dubbed Adrien as her pillow. He lets her treat him as such (just imagine Alya, Nino, Adrien and Mari studying at the library and whilst the model is reading, Marinette flops against him and he nonchalantly holds her closer, giving her that soft look before going back to reading)
- She's just as cold as her alter ego Ladybug, using Chat as her own heater. This is why Chat loves winter; unlimited cuddles from his Lady.
- When Marinette is really stressed, angry or unable to handle her emotions, she goes on a baking spree. She'll end up producing hundreds of sweets, macarons, pastries, cakes, etc.
- One time she created three whole wedding cakes, professionally decorated and everything during a school night because she was angry at Chat for taking another hit for her. Her parents were gobsmacked.
- When Adrien's feeling too much emotions, he would just brood or glare at something for hours. Lila always ends up getting glared at during school.
- He also rests on Marinette's balcony as Chat Noir when he's still feeling off. He wakes up to find himself tucked in her bed with a Ladybug teddy.
- When they got caught under the mistletoe, Adrien took the initiative and kissed Marinette very close to the lips.
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jhewi-king16 · 5 years ago
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janaya moments in season 3:
I’ll explain later, but Rayla is our friend. Uh, looks like you have an elf friend now, too?
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jhewi-king16 · 5 years ago
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Me after watching Loveeater
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jhewi-king16 · 5 years ago
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Me, knowing that lukanette and kagaminette will never be endgame but being so soft for them and preparing myself for the inevitable disappointment anyways:
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jhewi-king16 · 5 years ago
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had this in my finished folder for over 2 weeks
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jhewi-king16 · 5 years ago
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Marinette Headcanons (wlw!)
This is just a mess of random headcanons all smashed together I’m sorry
She can tie a cherry stem with her tongue
(She did it once during a class + kagamj hangout as a ten second talent and Chloe, Alya, Lila, and Kagami almost lost their damn minds)
(In this universe Lila is good and gay)
(This is the ideal universe where lila hates ladybug and loves Marinette)
She can do the tiktok tongue tying thing
(Marinette is a chaotic bi and has tiktok 100%,,, let’s just say that when the class finds it they go 🥺🥵🥴)
She’s a literal chick magnet
When she’s not stuttering and flustered she can say the best pick up lines
She seems like one of those people that can fit into any friend group
But the dynamics of the friend groups would change depending who she’s with
Some are wholesome friends
Chaotic friends
And then, the flirty ones
Marinette has game
(Idk abt y’all but some of my friends and I just flirt for like hours straight for fun and I think Marinette could be like that too)
She doesn’t show that side around her schoolmates but one day her friends from out of Paris visit and all hell breaks loose
Marinette’s class all have an aneurism in unison when they see Marinette FLIRTING hardcore with these people
Hand holding, whispering in ears, stepping into their personal space, basically talking centimetres from their mouth, and the e y e c o n t a c t
The cutest thing is the laughter after every move, it’s all a joke but DAMN
They’re so jealous they’re shaking
Marinette once accidentally flirted with kagami
Marinette was too busy apologizing to see her face turn red
Buff! Marinette,,, mmm
Marinette hasn’t bought new clothes in a BIT so one time she flexed her arm in class and her entire sleeve tore open
She just had to rip the whole thing off and put it in her bag
All the girls in class couldn’t resist staring at her biceps
Kim challenged her to an arm wrestle once and lost immediately
“C’mon are you even tr- wOAH”
Marinette: *breathes*
All the girls in Paris: 🤩❤️🤩
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jhewi-king16 · 5 years ago
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Kagami: if Marinette had a crush on me, i would not simply not notice.
Kagami: RIP to Adrien, but Im different
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She keeps calling her pretty
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jhewi-king16 · 5 years ago
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suddenly i am a kagaminette stan blog
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jhewi-king16 · 5 years ago
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There’s a turtle in my yard laying eggs
This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose
I’m not ready to be a single mom
I know shit about reptiles
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jhewi-king16 · 5 years ago
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How is this no-budget youtube show the fucking funniest thing
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Frozach Submitted
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