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when I inherit an 18th century Irish castle from some mysterious and eccentric relative that I didn’t know existed until that moment, it’s over for you hoes
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We dream of making Mars more like Earth, while we continue to make Earth more like Mars.
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Give a man a bro, he’ll chill for a day. Teach a man to chill, he’ll have bros for life.
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Today in pointless gendering: It’s not a loofah, it’s a bath tool!
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We should congratulate parents after they raise a good kid. Not for having one.
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you would not believe this song
has been here for quite so long
and that tomorrow’s its date of birth
eight years in a waking dream
and now with a comeback meme
the parodies spring up from all round the earth
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My high school English teacher was phenomenal. He was an incredible educator, and I still keep in touch with him whenever possible. He projected an air of quiet dignity and a little severity - Minerva MacGonnigal if she were a baritone. His voice was low, deadpan, and always serious, and he was my favorite teacher ever.
One day, my mother and I found his old blog, and on it was a photo of him as a sophomore in college. The clean-cut 40-something man in spectacles and a tie had been a fucking goth. I’m talking full-on Robert Smith… black hair in dangerous spikes, black eyeshadow, powdered-white skin, and tall black boots. The photo shows him lounging dramatically in an overstuffed armchair, tenting his fingers and giving a death glare to the camera. On his left is a pile of stuffed animals.
It is my favorite photo to ever exist.
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What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of someone who can’t afford an education?
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Have two criminals be the nominees for both of your major political parties
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a milkshake to summon the boys and a cold one to bind them
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You would not believe Bill Nye
If ten million Science Guys
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clearance that isn’t under like $15 is an abomination and doesn’t have the right to even call itself clearance
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