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👑KING SIDON👑

Bruh. I restarted this drawing 4 times mate. Like I did the flat colour version and thought “huh.. this is nice! maybe I’ll leave it at that.” But my body seems to be physically unable to not resist going back and shading things. Idk homie it felt so empty. So I shaded, and then deleted it all, and restarted 4 times before it finally got to what you see above 💪

ALSO, YOO I am so fucking hyped For the BOTW Sequal man you have no idea, art of short haired Zelda coming soon lads. Also, I have some concept pieces similar to my King Ganondorf one on the way too 👌

For now,enjoy this art of the Fish lad. I suffer everytime I draw zoras because I find them really hard to draw, but they are so nice, I cant resist dude

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I’ve gotten several messages and asks about how to tell the ghouls apart and about their personalities. So, instead of answering all 10+ of them individually, I made this guide. Hopefully it’s helpful!

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a President makes a new law that anyone shorter than him gets executed but he accidentally makes it an amendment to the constitution so it applies to future presidents too, in the next elections theres a frenzy of people voting for the shortest president so they dont die and this is how they end up electing a 3 foot tall man named Pinwheel Patrick who goes on to become the most tyrannical dictator the world has ever seen

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Things I’ve Made/Bought for the Faeries 🧚🏻‍♀️✨🌸

✨Beds

I made these after first visiting the faeries. I cleaned up their fort (as pictured here):

On my way back home, I conveniently found some huge leaves with an almost velvety texture on the back. I made the beds with a little glue (I know thread is preferred & would probably look better but I didn’t have any) & creativity. With these first gifts, I gave them some filtered water & a Reese’s cup in seashells. Also brought them a mason jar lid to look at themselves in and a few crystals.

✨Faerie home

Made from a mason jar, oak moss, a cork I found in my junk drawer, & small glass beads glued around the rim. I put this in their fort, along with some wine in a seashell (no pictures to show because I forgot my phone 😭) & fresh strawberries, grapes, & a lemon slice. Most people put faerie homes in their garden to attract fae to their home, but I decided to put mine in their fort to establish a better connection before inviting anyone over.

✨A music box with shinies

A great find at Savers just today! Only $1.99! I thought it’d be excellent as a gift because 1) it was obviously a child’s (confirmed by the marker scribbles on the velvet underneath all of the shinies lol), & the fae love children & child-like energies 2) it plays a lovely music box version of Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy & fae LOVE music, especially if it’s about them! 3) it has a cute little fairy that spins! I packed it full of shiny stuff & there 2 chocolate cookies in the second drawer. I think I’ll use that as a permanent place to set my food offerings, I heard they like things they can open & close so the birds & squirrels don’t get to it. I’m going to put these out there tomorrow, I’m so excited!

✨What I’ve noticed after leaving offerings out

I see a few things out of the corner of my eye, mostly shiny flashes. I meditated in the fort the other day & heard a faint tinkling, like a small bell. They also threw a leaf at my head lol. I also tend to feel different in the fort. First, immediately become more child-like. I came there extremely stressed & discouraged from an interview for a big corporate adult job, & within 10 minutes I was giggling & dancing around like an idiot lol. I also tend to get extremely sleepy there, I feel like I could just lay down for a nap (which is weird for me bc I suffer from sleep issues, never any naps for me, I hardly sleep at night). I never do though, because I’m scared of all of the folktales about people falling asleep & the faeries taking them to their realm (though sometimes I think that wouldn’t be so bad lol). Anyway, I’m definitely making progress!

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AyaTsuyu get a room pls <3

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AyaTsuyu get a room pls <3

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u have a life is strange icon shut up

Nonbinary people exist.

And they are beautiful, strong and legendary. I’m proud of y’all.

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nope

Pride month is finally here and I think it is a great time to remember that asexual and aromantic people are great and part of the lgbt+ community.

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Let summer hold me.

(C.B) (4.29.18)

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happy pride month! just a reminder that terfs and transmysoginists arent welcome and that cishet aces do not get to benefit off our month while also benefiting off our oppression ⭐💘🌹

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idk if yall got involved in it on instagram

but theres been some ⭐ mooncourse ⭐ as ppl have been callin it but i just wanna imput my two cents. i think its not a huge deal but i think it kinda reflects how much our terms and shit get stolen. he/him lesbians? everyones business. sapphic? wow now theres a terrible equivalent named after a murderer (he sucks guys. achilles sucks) butch/femme? bi women can use it now i guess! we cant even have our jokes now

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Homestuck trolls DNI banners! Humans soon to come! (Will add a link when I make them)

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I really hate how “queer” is being used so freely among writers now.

Even non-lgbt people are using it to say shit like “queer characters” and “queer stories” and “queer writers”. If you’re straight and cis don’t fucking use that word. It’s not your word to reclaim.

I’m not fucking “queer”. That word is a slur and not everyone is comfortable with it. Stop using it as an umbrella term. Stop using it to describe every lgbt person. Just because you like to use it for yourself doesn’t mean that everyone else likes it.

I hate the way this word has shoved itself into the writing world. If I see one more post titled something like “new queer books for 2015″ I’m going to jump out a window.

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yall know this was sponsored by the literal vatican right. you cant appropriate christianity when it was historically forced on people lol

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It/its lesbian flag!

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andrew hussie is genuinely a shitty person and i wish people would stop supporting him: a masterpost

starting with his old comic site, Team Special Olympics, first off the damn title is mocking the special Olympics, a sporting competition for people with learning disorders and other disabilities, so failed step one.

on TSO, Andrew drew comics with semi-graphic rape, abortion jokes, racism, jokes about hitting women, and racist punchlines

now, in his comic Homestuck:

multiple places in the comic say all the human characters are white, but when asked about it, Andrew changed certain lines of text and lied and said the kids were always aracial… And that viewers could imagine them as whatever they wanted, but they definitely weren’t black. Then he joked about how racist that was.

Not to mention, the damn “Caucasian” joke, which, white people aren’t even Caucasian

Used the word “r*tard” unapologetically several times in comic, not to mention the existence of the character Karkat Vantas, who does nothing but spew hate about the perceived intelligence of others.

The word “cr*pple” is used in the eugenics-like storyline of Tavros Nitram, who is a wheelchair user defined only by his disability, who gets Fixed without his consent later on and then dies at the hand of the girl who paralyzed him, and is given no respect in death with a gross attempt at revival

Uses uncredited, stolen art several times in various places as posters on character’s walls

Got mad when people asked if characters were chubby, gave some fatphobic / fat fetishizng answers

Was absolutely amazed when gay people wanted to see themselves in the story, and proclaimed on his Twitter that Dave Strider and John Egbert were not gay, was also very gross in the fetish-y way he describes Kanaya Maryam, a canon gay character

Dave Strider was abused and neglected by his guardian and Hussie literally makes jokes about the beatings Bro Strider gives Dave

Mom Lalonde and Rose’s relationship isn’t much better, with Mom Lalonde being an alcoholic who tries to win Rose over with presents of things she doesn’t want; when Mom is killed, Rose and the narrative imply it’s her fault for not being a good enough kid

Presented a storyline with the hemospectrum that mirrors classism and seriously says something about what he thinks of poor + disabled people

Forgot that trans +/ multisexual people existed apparently, and said all reproduction that can result in a child is heterosexual

Saw the opportunity to make a joke using the word “f*g” and took it

When someone asked him a gross question about if the then 13-year old trolls had boobs, he made a joke about being sent to prison for child molestation

The entire comic of Homestuck is extremely inaccessible for people with epilepsy, and while the fake-game format of the comic is fun, it often uses quickly flashing images as a gimmick

Feferi Peixes is pretty much based off the ableist eugenics-like ideal that some people of certain qualifiers / blood should have their autonomy taken away so people higher on the hemospectrum can take care of them 

Terezi Pyrope is nothing but the Disability Superpower stereotype, a disabled character who has a cool ability which ~cancels out their disability~, and she’s later cured coercively

We’ve also got the character of Mituna Captor, who is a giant infantile stereotype of people with brain damage

Kankri Vantas, who’s meant to represent the non-existant nasty tumblr ~~SJW~~ and has created a serious unsafe space for fans of the comic who need triggers tagged, the character’s entire stick is mocking trigger warnings and the rightful anger of oppressed groups, and tried to call it satire

Cronus Ampora, based off a spiritual belief called Otherkin which has nearly completely defamed by obnoxious trolls claiming that all Otherkin are just attention seeking. Cronus is literally just every awful untrue troll fact rolled into one, and the existence of his character, not to mention, Horuss Zahhak, has made uneducated rude comments extremely prevalent in kin tags on tumblr

Hussie also was “ironically” racist in his creation of Damara Megido, a horny Japanese schoolgirl stereotype who speaks Google translate Japanese. She was bullied into a psychotic break and this is excused / implied to be just fine in the narrative

Her Imperious Condension (or however her name is spelled) is LITERALLY an African-American stereotype, with pitch black skin, large lips, and ~~sassy~~ text. The other ancestors have pitch black skin, supposedly because it’s stylization, but HIC greatly resembles old anti-blackness advertisements

While not technically Hussie’s doing, a joke that originated from one of the Homestuck calenders is March!Eridan, the male character Eridan Ampora dressed like a woman; many fans of the comic who are trans women have expressed their disdain at this and I figured I should include it

On that line, Hussie/What Pumpkin partnered with Hot Topic for official Homestuck merch, apparently ignoring the fact that Hot Topic constantly steals content

*EDIT* An official Homestuck shirt features whitewashing of John, see here

All media has problems in one way or another, but the amount of untouched, unchallenged bullshit in Homestuck is unbelievable.  The way these awful things have created a racist and transphobic fanbase is terrifying, and unsafe for me.

If you have more to add, you can @ me in a post.