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Harry Truman was a guy, America, Red China, all the countries, other people, everyone is fun! Joe Mantegna, Ian McKellan, I have to buy a new toaster, this is awesome, you’re so stupid, jumping up and down! Freddy Krueger bought some pants, Oprah has a turtle farm, Peter Piper, peepy poopy daddy ate a squirrel!
I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means “I’m already doing that” or “Obviously, yeah”. So like, example usage:
At the bar with a friend.
Friend: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I’m not here to fuck spiders.