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Never understood why some social media platforms let you put your links to your other accounts in your bio. I would never want people from discord knowing I have a tumblr account, let alone knowing what it is. And my reddit account? Forget about it.

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deez

nuts 😎

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One of my friends is coming here now that tik tok is banned, lord have mercy

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Booty shorts that say "This car climbed Mt. Washington." Is this anything. Hello.

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People say "mountain dew would kill a Victorian orphan" as if coca cola wasn't around back then and it didn't have actual cocaine in it

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So does he have a cigarette or not

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Desperately need to finish the West Wing so that I can make a “Bones” or “Enemy” by Imagine Dragons edit. 😭

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1 nut in my left hand

1 nut in my right

pecking out this message

with my nose it is a sight

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Sorry if you found out this way

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I've been discovered, I must hide

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Guy who thinks he's the smartest man in the world (would be the dumbest person in a room full of preschoolers)

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Easy website

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sometimes i think people don't realize how similar reddit and tumblr truly are. insane fandoms. meme. trangsender. many such cases.

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i hope they make a game one day where you can choose pronouns but the only options are they/them and she/her, and he/him is sold as dlc 6 months after release for 15 dollars

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This terrifies me

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Napoleon did not and does not have a smaller mouth within his mouth. The scales are once again balanced. We are back at square one.