jermaswhopper
jermaswhopper
silly goose headquarters :)
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jermaswhopper · 2 months ago
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my sister's baby shower has a "suggestion box"
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jermaswhopper · 3 months ago
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after the latest pjsk story i feel that this is needed
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and an alt version with the original card background
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use these on the terfs girlies!
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jermaswhopper · 4 months ago
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jermaswhopper · 4 months ago
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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore
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jermaswhopper · 4 months ago
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burning text gif maker
heart locket gif maker
minecraft advancement maker
minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags
windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)
FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)
image to 3d effect gif
vaporwave image generator
microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)
you're welcome
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jermaswhopper · 5 months ago
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A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history
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jermaswhopper · 6 months ago
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so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill
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jermaswhopper · 6 months ago
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Hatsune Miku art tend???
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I hate the south Jersey stereotype of over exaggerated accents and fake tans. Those exist but only on like, boardwalks.
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jermaswhopper · 7 months ago
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to all the depressed teens out there not brushing your teeth FUCKING BRUSH THEM i promise you i promise you i promise you i promise you look at me i promise you my heart my liver my lungs that you’re gonna thank yourself later. Just once a day even. Please
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jermaswhopper · 7 months ago
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Tell me when you get bored. A story about doses. [x]
I posted this on twitter and had a variety of aggressive ableism thrown my way.
This is a story about changing what I can in spite of what I cannot for the comfort of my loved ones. The thing that others find to be hurtful about me is that I like to spend time in silent solitude. People who love me often feel hurt that I tend to solve my own problems instead of leaning on them.
When we spend too much time together, people find my neutrality to be concerning, and it becomes too much for people to be unable to read me.
To show the people I love that I enjoy their company in ways they can understand, I pool my energy together to be high-energy, peppy, and social. Since this is not my natural state of being, it takes effort, which can only be expended in small doses. I amplify the things people like in me while filtering out everything they dislike about me when I am in their company.
I change my behaviors for those I love, but at the end of the day, I cannot change my neutral state of being, which is the thing that they want most out of me.
This is a story about me accommodating people in the best way I know how, not the other way around. I would truly appreciate it if people don't misconstrue this anecdote as me asking for dismissal of hurtful behavior when in reality, people find hurt in the fact that I simply exist, and I must change for them.
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jermaswhopper · 7 months ago
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jermaswhopper · 7 months ago
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You've probably seen polls about "Would you sing for X minutes / in front of X many people / etc. for $" before. Well. Here's another one!
If you sing a song in front of 50,000 people, you get a million dollars... but this time, you don't get to pick the song.
Spin this wheel of song options, and that's what you have to sing in front of a stadium full of people. You will have 30 minutes to prepare.
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jermaswhopper · 8 months ago
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jermaswhopper · 8 months ago
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jermaswhopper · 8 months ago
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jermaswhopper · 9 months ago
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Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do
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jermaswhopper · 9 months ago
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i think that unless you have experienced life while being actually dead broke or near it at least once, its hard to really grasp at how, in many places but in america in particular, ‘having money’ is the access card that allows you to participate, materially, in being fully human. even in non-crisis situations, situations where a paycheck is on the way, you have enough of some kind of food to make it, and you aren’t in any danger of losing shelter, even if you hardly spend any money when you do have it, the state of being completely without money is a state of  being hyperaware, constantly, of how much smaller your world is all of a sudden and how many basic aspects of mobility and enrichment are off limits to you. its profoundly psychologically agitating to self worth and well-being even sans the trauma of worse states of deprivation, and i don’t think a lot of people who have lived comfortably without this experience understand that there’s a critical difference between ‘having less money’ and ‘having no money’ when talking about related issues.
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