jeremycollinz

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i love watching TV shows that absolutely suck and being like "this would be so good if it was good"

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which could mean nothing…

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Survivor 46 has had so much balls to the walls insane (read: iconic) shit. Like ALL of this happened in one season:

Jelinsky quitting the Sweat task within like an hour of starting it and then throwing the hour glass in frustration

“Several means seven, not four”

Everyone clowning on Jelinsky (including Jeff!!!) for the rest of the season about the above conviction

“I didn’t come to win a million dollars, I came here to win a million hearts”

Bhanu cursing God for putting him on Survivor in the first place if he was going to be voted out

Bhanu legit getting on his hands and knees, begging Tiff not to vote him out and Tiff telling him to stand up because he’s a grown man

Really everything involving the Bhanu boot with him running around the island

Jem deciding to plant the Beware Advantage, but not planting anything below it, leading to Siga digging a massive hole and basically uprooting a whole bush

Venus taking credit for the Soda blindside, which pissed off Tevin who wanted to take credit for the Soda blindside, which pissed off Liz who wanted to take credit for the Soda blindside (or really just everyone fighting like children over “whose move” something was)

Q overanalyzing a game of hide and seek (Big mistake!)

Q blowing up tribal and asking to be voted out, only for Tevin to go home

The entire Applebee’s reward fiasco

Probably missed some stuff because of just how jam packed this season is and really hope the last few episodes deliver

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They should Tell everyone on both love island and survivor that a nuke blew up the Us and that they have to work together to start a new society . And then see which one becomes more warlike / Powerful

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survivor sucks now because 26 days isn’t enough for one to consider if they’re bisexual

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NEW JT AND STEPHEN INTERVIEW ON RHAP MONDAY AT 10AM

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follow my tiktok: @messymaya

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my roman empire are the years that adam and jay lived together post-mvgx lowkey…..

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yk what. im kinda stoked to see rick devens like yass jeffs little errand boy made it back to the island !!

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i would’ve preferred to see maryanne over dee

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it’s illegal to have a season of survivor with colby donaldson but no jerri manthey

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what are we going to get from colby + ozzy + steph + aubry that we haven’t already seen?? like be fr…

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very excited about the new era returnees!! less excited about the old school ones…

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my prevailing final take on survivor 48 is that it was a season full of extremely interesting players who were failed by the edit. they were more interested in giving joe + eva screentime than developing the story of the game and that’s why it was so poorly received in the real time because the plot was so scattered and skewed