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Sesame Street at the Olympics is seriously the most wholesome thing.

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Oh to have the baseless self-confidence of the average Ace Attorney witness. To have the utter AUDACITY to just waltz into a court of law and spit out lies like there’s no tomorrow. To completely commit to a single aesthetic.To get caught in a lie and just SCREAM at the top of your lungs. To mcfreakin lose it in the middle of court and confess all your crimes inbetweenst increasingly incoherent shrieks. Thats the mood for tonight lads

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That’s pretty fucking funny.

Andy Murray wraps up his professional tennis career. He put in a not bad shift 👏

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Halfway through every Ace Attorney case the prosecutors will be like “I didn’t think I’d have to use this” before they whip out a photo of the defendant literally committing the murder, like bro, what the fuck were you gonna do with that if you weren’t planning on submitting it as evidence? Frame it for your living room?? Hate to tell you how to do your job, but, man, clearly you’re not good at it!

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Prepare yourself.

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Let's share some moment of Phryge, the official mascot of the 2024 Paris Olympics, being a bit unhinged

When cops in Paris took her for a ride on the Seine

When she dressed in a pink tutu for the opening ceremony

When she drove a suburban train at Paris - St Lazare station

When she took a ride on a jetski at Tahiti during the surf competition

When she was present at the shooting competition in Châteauroux

When she threatened the french President

That mascot is on the crazy side and that's why we love her

Feel free to add your own pictures

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Choose your shooting game character: Olympics 2024 edition

Choe Daehan, South Korea (bringing Jojo vibes) Kim Yeji, South Korea (figuratively and literally mother) — silver medalist Yusuf Dikec, Türkiye (ex-military with strong uncle vibes who refuses to use modern gear) — silver medalist

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when hayao miyazaki said that true love was two people inspiring each other to live…recognizing just how hard living is, putting one foot in front of the other every day, how easy it is to lose our passion for it…… that’s the real shit

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art by The Baby Goat

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I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.

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