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[jenniferjeankills-blog]

Well something whack is going on around here and I just want to go home. If this is karma for all the times I've stolen stuff I'm not surprised. But I get it. How about this?

Dear God. I'll give up stealing if you get me the fuck out of here. Amen.

The Bitch Came Back

Well, not the poofing part, but yeah. So I wouldn’t say it’s your brain entirely.

No freakin’ idea. I thought it was a prank, but my friends are weird, not stupid. Then some guy proceeded to hit on me and tell me I’m stuck. The former successfully negated the credibility of the latter, of course, but…. [She shrugged.] 

[jenniferjeankills-blog]

Not on your life loser.

The Bitch Came Back

Do you want to find out if my dick is capable of magic?

[jenniferjeankills-blog]

Yeah.. poof. I think I must be going crazy like my brain is doing something weird. Wait you're having the same problem?

What the fuck is going on?

The Bitch Came Back

Uh huh… Well, believe it or not, I’m having the exact same problem. So we can suffer the humiliation together.

Wait, seriously? Every time? Like…poof?

[jenniferjeankills-blog]

I don't know I've only been here for an hour. This is going to sound really embarrassing but I actually can't get out. Like at all.

I'm probably just psyching myself out but I keep ending up back in here every time I try to leave.

The Bitch Came Back

…yo.

[She raised an eyebrow and gave the woman an amused half smile.] So is everyone in this place big on pet names, or…?

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I'm really not interested unless your dick can magically teleport us out of here.

The Bitch Came Back

I always hate to be the one to break the bad news because it makes me seem like a bad guy. But don’t shoot the messenger, sweetheart! I think you and I will get along great.

[jenniferjeankills-blog]

Great. I didn't think I would ever walk straight into a horror movie but here I fucking am.

The Bitch Came Back

Nope, not a weird prank, and I can’t tell you exactly why we’re all trapped in here. It’s got something to do with some malevolent creature from the depths of Hell though or something like that.

I don’t know for sure, I’ve heard a lot of things.

[jenniferjeankills-blog]

Maybe some other time big boy. Right now I think I need some time to adjust to being stuck in this building. Is there a reason why we're all trapped or is this just some weird prank?

The Bitch Came Back

Is that a ‘no’ to the hookup thing then?

[jenniferjeankills-blog]

What? You've gotta be fucking kidding me. 

The Bitch Came Back

Name’s Skylar Roman. You’re not tripping or whatever, you’re really trapped in this place. Yeah, it’s a bitch. We’re all trapped here though. Let’s make the best of it and hook up? Haha, that was a joke. Unless you’re interested, then it’s not a joke.

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I'm Jennifer Jean. To be honest with you I came to rob this place but now I can't get out. I'm probably just trippin' but maybe you have an explanation?

The Bitch Came Back

Well, hello to you too, babe. 

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The Bitch Came Back