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Dumbledore: After all this time?

Snape: Always

Dumbledore: Yikes..

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unlike Snape . . .

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tfw your folks replace the (perfectly serviceable!!!) old hoover with a roomba and you don’t have a god damn clue how you’re gonna fly the thing

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In the books, it’s mentioned that Sirius plays “a malicious prank on Snape by telling him about the Whomping Willow passageway, hoping that he would be terrified or even get seriously hurt by what he found at the other end. James, who hated Snape, was able to stop Snape and save his life in the nick of time, but Snape still uncovered Remus’s secret, seeing him at the end of the passage.” [X]……..I always wondered how Remus would have taken that.

undivided comic strip here

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The Chris’ on which Avenger they would be for a day.

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Witch gang

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Honest

Person:I just want you to be honest with me.

INTP:Nah. Trust me, you don't.

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My own play called ‘Harry Potter and the Blessed Child’

- Trelawney has made another prophecy, this one about how Harry and Ginny will have a blessed child - the three children argue about who it is - James Sirius thinks it’s him because he’s unbelievably good looking and good at everything and is extremely cocky - Lily Luna thinks it’s her because she has inherited both her parents talent for quidditch - Albus Severus thinks it’s him because despite his name he does not pray for death every day (Cut to Hogwarts) - Neville is worried about Hagrid because he’s become obsessed with Steve Irwin and has imported crocodiles from Australia to show his third years - He goes to his hut to try to reason with him but after watching an episode of The Crocodile Hunter ends up agreeing to help him care for the crocodiles whilst Hagrid goes to get a great white shark to bring into the lake - McGonagall retired after teaching James Sirius for one day, but every year McGonagall Day is held where every student is on their best behaviour in honour of her (Cut to 2 hour segment of Harry James Potter being happy) - Ron learns to cook and is actually really fucking good at it, he opens a restaurant - Malfoy visits the restaurant to mock Ron, and asks him if they have any ‘weasel pies’ - Malfoy ends up obsessed with the food there and secretly visits each week under a new disguise - Hermione starts a knitted beanie business (3 hour montage of the Harry, Ron, Hermione laughing merrily) - Albus Severus asks to change his name, Harry agrees that he can change it only if he changes it to Fleamont (1 hour Luna Lovegood dance sequence) - Long speech about how the blessed child was all 3 children all along, Lily Luna and James Sirius sob and embrace their brother Fleamont Hedwig. - (audience sobs because they are the blessed children too) - The end

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Lewis Ginter Botanical Gardens // Richmond, VA

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Teen Titans as actual teens

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social media aus make everything better lmao literally imagine the harry potter books + social media. second year someone snapchats a picture of literal death threats written on the walls in blood captioned ‘’hogwarts its the safest place in the world’ lmao bitch where??’ fourth year #potterstinks is trending locally on twitter. sixth year story gets out about harry’s conversation with snape and everybody in the gryffindor group chat changes their name to ‘roonil wazlib’ for a week. draco bitching about harry on yik yak as if the entire school doesn’t know for a fact its him. 

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Acrylic on wood panel, Church Hill home

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Beyonce + Black History Month + Bamboo Tablet

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STOP THIS IS SO CUTE

We love only two things in this world: Netflix binges and Harry Potter. @vitoriabas has combined the two, and for that WE ARE FOREVER IN HER DEBT. Check out 10 of her hilarious illos here, then head to SparkLife to see all 13!

PS. WE’RE NOT CRYING OVER REGULUS, YOU’RE CRYING OVER REGULUS. 

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Hamilton watercolor on watercolor paper 2016