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[jelordifms]

It’s more so caring about a certain blonde we both know, but sure whatever you say. Oh, I’m more than willing to own up, to bitching about you. I’ll never shy away from owning up to things. You on the other hand....yikes.

that certain blonde should tell you that she's the one reaching out to me. however, you felt more comfortable talking shit about me to an anon instead of being a man about it? "yikes"? are you five years old or some shit?

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and yet you care enough to mention my name. if you’re going to bitch about me, at least own up to it.

It’s more so caring about a certain blonde we both know, but sure whatever you say. Oh, I’m more than willing to own up, to bitching about you. I’ll never shy away from owning up to things. You on the other hand….yikes.

[jelordifms]

It’s cute that you think I’m afraid of you, when in fact I could careless about what comes out of that mouth of yours.

and yet you care enough to mention my name. if you're going to bitch about me, at least own up to it.

It’s cute that you think I’m afraid of you, when in fact I could careless about what comes out of that mouth of yours.

and yet you care enough to mention my name. if you're going to bitch about me, at least own up to it.

[jelordifms]

you and i will have a big problem if you don't mind your own fucking business.

I’m not just a cunt, I’m very cunty…thank you very much. @jelordifms​

[jelordifms]

ever thought that you might be a cunt?

Play matchmaker! Who do you think would make the cutest couple here? You must pick single people only.

Watch out, fuckers. Turns out I'm no longer Glen Powell, but I am in fact cupid. I think Sydney would be a cute pair to anyone that isn't Jacob. But yanno, what do I know...I'm just cupid.

@lapetitesyd @jelordifms

[jelordifms]

i'm going to go with the original the texas chain saw massacre or psycho.

[jelordifms]

Have you ever cheated on someone?

[jelordifms]

jake: and i should care about your opinion because? you dipped, remember? jake: but i know you. the only reason you're reaching out now, is because you're fucking bored and probably thought a heated argument through text would tire you enough to sleep.

gracie: told you why, I just felt like I should tell you how proud I am. always knew you'd be going places. gracie: whatever you might think of me, I am not texting you because it's late and I'm lonely or some shit. that's what you were implying, no?

[jelordifms]

If you had a warning label, what would yours say?

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when it comes to romantic relationships, do you believe in the traditional notions of monogamy or is the idea of an open relationship more appealing to you?

depends on the dynamics in the relationship. if both parties can be mature and clear in their agreement, then i don't see an issue with an open relationship. although, personally, i don't like sharing. if you ask my ex-girlfriends, i'm sure they'll say i'm pro open relationships.

[jelordifms]

do you have any exes you would go back to?

i don't have a death wish, so no.

[jelordifms]

If you could choose 5 people to invite to a dinner party (dead or alive) who would you choose and why?

james dean

marlon brando

guy madison

johnny cash

dean martin

imagine the stories being shared around that table.

[jelordifms]

have you ever been drawn to someone who was completely off-limits? what is it about forbidden love that makes it so tantalizingly irresistible?

yeah, i suppose that i tend to be drawn to forbidden fruit in situations where i shouldn't. there's something so fucking captivating about things that are off-limits. it's like when you were a kid, and your parents forbid you from having a specific candy. yet, you would still find yourself sneaking into the pantry in the middle of the night, searching for it.

[jelordifms]

do you think that you will ever settle down?

wouldn't that be a sight for sore eyes. the short answer is no.

[jelordifms]

do you like playing the villian or the romantic lead?

neither. i'd like to play someone that makes a difference.

[jelordifms]

Do you miss what you had with Zendaya?

i miss the time when we were good together, but she's undoubtedly better off without me. i only wish her genuine happiness.

[jelordifms]

except for a few events, i don't have much planned at the moment, so just whenever you're around. how much attention could you possibly need? i swear, sometimes you're like tinkerbell, and please don't shove your happily ever after down my throat.

when are we hanging out again? i feel it's been forever and i need some hang time and jam time and just good ole buddy time. i know i've been busy but please ignore that and come give me attention. i promise to not show my wedding ring too many times. // @jelordifms

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Three people here you'd like to take on a date?

@anafm

@babybbellshadid

@stonefms