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Sirius was like a 3rd only parent to regulus 🥹🥹

First baby steps🐥

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Regulus: are you a serial killer?

James: no (laughs)

Regulus: then why are you being so nice to me? What do you want from me?

James: you. I want the whole you, the little you, the you who knows to trust, the you who knows he's loved, the you who's safe, the you who's happy, the you exactly the way you are.

Regulus: I... I-

James: yes you deserve all this love. Just wait until I prove this to you.

Regulus: *starts crying*

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Regulus: I can be too much to handle sometimes.

James: maybe I'll leave when things get harder.

Regulus: ok then.

James proceeds to not leave regulus to the bitter end

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Barty Crouch Jr's life is 4 lines

Barty laughing at all his friends for being such simps!

Then one day Evan asked Barty on a friendly date

Fast Forward to Barty hating that he couldn't stand on his words "I'm never gonna fall in love like u guys"

Now he's officially the biggest simp of their group and reaches out to the others for dating advice

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*Lily in labour*

James on call : quick drive her to the hospital reg!!

Regulus: NO!! I can't do that!!

James: you can do anything reg! You are awesome!

Regulus: I have NEVER in my life rode a bicycle!

Regulus : I can't drive!!

James: how the hell do you travel?

Regulus: rollerskates!!

Lilly:

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Real conversation I had with my friends but making it mauraders ✨

Sirius: what are you doing prongs?

James: removing all the darkness in me

Sirius: tan removal facial?

James: tan removal facial.

Sirius: I'm gonna bleach my face today !!!

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Regulus does talk too much.. but only with the voices in his head.

First Year Regulus: Do I talk too much?

First Year Evan: My guy, this is the first time you’ve spoken all day and it’s late in the evening.

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c: @akwardsilince

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Barty: not lying to your partner is so difficult.

Remus: true

Barty:I mean how am I supposed to maintain my reputation if I give you the real reasons for why I did what I did.

Remus: yeah, why do you want to know my insecurities bro? Just accept that I'm a bitch like everyone else!

Regulus: sigh

Evan:

Sirius:

James:

Sirius: thank God I'm not alone in this.

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Barty would occasionally state an absolutely human fact about himself, then add that's because I'm gay. With full confidence.

All this just to give the straight homophobic to give some gay panic ✨✨

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Someone misunderstands something about Remus,

Remus: Half knowledge is dangerous, I would like to keep you in danger. 😁

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In the wolfstar relationship...

Sirius the yapper and Remus is the listener. But Sirius is always worried about Remus' reactions. He's worried Remus might not be interested in his yapping. But Remus just loves listening to Sirius. No matter what the topic is. He loves knowing him better and absorbing all the information to the point he forgets to react.

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Wolfstar dating:

Remus calls it a casual relationship.

Sirius is worried how his mother might spoil their wedding and if Reggie would approve or not.

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If you ignore the 3 A's about me, I'm almost a Saint.

(The 3 A's in question: Arson, Addiction, Arousal)

~ Barty crouch jr.

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Did you read all the young dude? If not, what’s your fav fanfic of the marauders?

I have read ATYD!!! And it is my fav fanfic for the mauraders. The description of Remus is perfect🤌. But yes I ship jegulily so I have read a few fanfics about them too. 😊

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Sirius crying, bawling, throwing up, breaking down into pieces, while having the last 'Ladoo' Euphemia made for diwali.

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James: why are you so late babe?

Regulus: I was locked in the bathroom

James: What?!! How did you manage to come out?

Regulus: I unlocked the door.

James:

Remus: you locked yourself in the bathroom?

Regulus: you can say that...

Sirius: Bitch! Please! Say that you were fucking isolating yourself!

Regulus: you can say that...

James: can I ask 'why? '

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The problem with having a great fashion sense and super close friends is, they might steal ALL YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES AND NEVER GIVE THEM BACK!!

~ Pandora (standing half naked in front of her closet, bcz there's absolutely nothing in there)