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Regulus calling James an idiot in french and James swooning over him because he thought Regulus called him something cute.

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james potter be like

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Sirius, yelling: stop dating my brother!

James: you know what? I’m gonna start dating him even harder

Sirius: what does that mean?

James: you know what that means

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James: *complaing about someone*

Regulus: Where does this person live

James: why?

Regulus: totally unrelated where is our gasoline

Regulus: wait I can just incendio-

James: Incendio what...

Regulus: definitely not the person's house...

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regulus: a study found out that when sober, rats prefer silence, but on cocaine, they prefer jazz

james: what are we supposed to do with this information

regulus, side-eyeing peter dancing to jazz: ...how would i know

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a fictional man: *is kinda fucked up*

me: i want him so bad

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regulus: idk if i like boys

kreacher: when at school you literally wake up at the crack of dawn so you can watch james potter jog. how many hints do you fucking need?

regulus:

kreacher: oh shit i meant yea would you like a bagel master?

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regulus sadly catches snowflakes there is a week left until the new year

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Sirius and Andy: *rides up to regulus on a three seat bike*

Sirius: hop on loser

Andy: we're going to therapy

Regulus:

Regulus: what the actual fuck

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james: how are you?

regulus: what about you?

james: what

james: you didn't even answer me

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"Severus."

"Potter."

"Jesus fucking-" Regulus sighed heavily, throwing their head back and pinching the bridge of their nose. "Can we get through this without you two bickering like children? It's been almost twenty years, you both should've matured enough to have a civil conversation. Will you please be an adult, for once? Or is that too complex for your simple, peanut sized brain?"

Harry sniggered at the ugly color spreading to Snape's cheeks, and James just barely bit back his laugh.

"Harry is currently failing potions, drastically too." He sneered, pulling out a thin folder from the neatly stacked paper on his desk, sliding it across to Regulus with a nasty smirk on his lips. "I'm afraid he won't be able to take it next year for his NEWT classes, as I only take students with O's on their O.W.Ls, and he's unlikely to get even an A."

"Bullshit." Jamrs scoffed, leaning forward and snatching the folder up before Regulus had the chance. He started flipping through the graded papers, visibly growing angrier. "You've given him a P on everything!"

"It isn't my fault your son is so incompetent he cannot tell the difference between Angel's Trumped and Anjelica." He smiled nastily, and Harry shrunk back into his seat.

"So it isn't your fault either that you tried to poison him last year?" Regulus remarked

"That was-"

"A direct attempt to harm a minor. I have no idea why Dumbledore has yet to sack you, besides the fact that he himself is so dense he cant tell the difference between his left foot and his right." Regulus scoffed, snapped the folder shut and tossing it back to Snape. "I dont know why you havent been thrown to Azkaban with the dementors, as you were so happy and ready to do with my brother."

"Sirius is a criminal who-"

"Save it," he scoffed. "You and I have done far worse things than he, do not start the hero complex right now." Regulus stood up, and Harry and James followed to copy them, James wrapping a comforting arm over his son's shoulders. Regulus lent over the table on their arms, their face in the other man's.

"Start grading my son properly, and fix these, or I will go to the auroras and tell them about your little adventures before 'joining the right side'. Am I understood?"

Snape clenched his jaw, gritting his teeth as he stared unblinking up at Regulus. They smiled pleasantly, backing off the desk and patting a stack of papers just hard enough to make it almost topple over. "Better get started."

"Are you threatening me, Black?" He spluttered, after they had already turned away and started towards the door, ushering Harry and James out. They turned back, mock confusion filling their face.

"Yes. Was that not obvious?"

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james and sirius are practicing a prank that goes really wrong and they ended up switching bodies, after realizing that the charm is reversible they agree to see how many people they could fool before switching back

it was all fun games until sirius found out about his baby brother and his best friend's relationship by almost making out with said brother

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broke: the marauders giving regulus the shovel talk

woke: hogwarts house-elves giving james the shovel talk

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me talking about my grades and future ▶ 🔘──────── 00:00:01 me talking about Regulus and Sirius black and how they deserved better ▶ 🔘──────── 104:37:12

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Another family portrait! This time it’s the Noble House of Black! I’ve worked really hard on this so I hope you’ll like it ♥ I’ve always been intrigued by all the past era in the story, and I’m sure there’s a lot of interesting history about Black family! It would had been nice to know more about Sirius’s childhood and his relationship with Regulus, but as always it’s up to us to fill the gap :’D